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So I did something for the first time this morning.

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/15/2013 01:28 PM
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So I did something for the first time this morning.
No not anal

I randomly took two tomatoes, a red pepper, a lime, some weird green celery looking shit, a carrot and mixed it all up in a blender.

Thats what I ate for breakfast and now I feel high
seriously high, like I just smoked a bowl

This is the first time I have really eaten vegetables in a couple years, or drunken I guess.

Anyway if I keep drinking veggie mix am I gonna keep getting high?
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02/15/2013 01:30 PM

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Re: So I did something for the first time this morning.
congratulations, OP!

you discovered "juicing".

if you like the feeling it got you, keep on doing it at least every morning. look up youtube for more lucky juicers and how this changed their life.
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02/15/2013 01:35 PM
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Re: So I did something for the first time this morning.
New skill discovered - Juicing - "Juicing grants a mental bonus for players who digest plants instead of animals"
XP bonus - 25
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02/15/2013 01:37 PM
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Re: So I did something for the first time this morning.
New skill discovered - Juicing - "Juicing grants a mental bonus for players who digest plants instead of animals"
XP bonus - 25
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02/15/2013 01:52 PM
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Re: So I did something for the first time this morning.
haha it is kind of cool. Ive felt like dogshit for about two years, just tired and unmotivated. But today it feels like I have a big mental boost, and its only from one mix of veg

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