I don't work at Denver but a couple years back I began to talk to one of those 'russian bride' babes. Didn't work out but we stayed friends and it turns out she ended up as an aid to Zhirinovsky over in Russia. I talked to her this morning and she says after word got out that Kerry couldn't talk to the Russian Foreign Minister ( which was because things are at a near state of war between the US and Russia ), Zhirinovsky personally phoned John Kerry and while they talked Kerry confirmed that this was a test of a kinetic space weapons platform and a warning to Russia not to get involved when we drop the hammer on Syria/Iran. Apparently Kerry told Zhirinovsky that Obama is being controlled by some sort of shadow government group that meets in the sub-basement of the Federal Reserve building every other Tuesday evening, and that this groups goal is complete globalization ( the NWO ). She said Kerry was scared shitless at all the info he got when he became Secretary of State, and that, Zhirinovsky ended up making some sort of deal where Kerry would ship him a bunch of Heinz Ketchup.