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BREAKING: Russians violently dying surrounding meteor impact site

 
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Quick update:

Eyes on the ground report DC Metrorail system is experiencing heavy inbound numbers. Passengers are dressed for business and not afterhours.

Area hotels are booked through the weekend. Auto rentals still available but larger vehicles are all reserved.

Interestingly, the typical noise and bluster is absent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152779

Eleven pages and Op is still dicking around.

I had a feeling so I put in a call to a leaky faucet. My source is the kind of guy who can put back half a beer and then sing like a canary. It’s Friday night in DC and my guy has moved from beer to bourbon, yet is saying nothing. I smell trouble and it ain’t a dame. I smell the kind of trouble comes in big packages.

I put two of my drivers on foot and told them to ride the elevators. Times like this you have to get closer to the source. The word from the 2nd floor is people are upset that their valentine’s weekend is being shunted for someone without a name. This could be big folks, real big.
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You write gumshoe novels for a living?
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My old boss is on a first name basis with the street junkies peddling whatever swill is popular this week. Downtown junkies will sell you smack or info if the price is right. Sometimes an ounce of truth is worth more than a gram of horse.

The boss says right now info is flowing like candy in a wealthy neighborhood on Halloween.

As luck would have it two big time junkies were found floating in the Potomac. … Unlucky for them, but lucky for me. Anyway, both junkies had wallets stolen from CDC employees and sources are saying these junkies were double tapped.

What’s so lucky about that you might ask, Well Junkies don’t have a union, but they do have a network and the network is on fire. I’m getting unconfirmed reports that unidentified groups are dredging the alleys and overpasses for anybody standing still. There is an information shakedown going on and the junkies are getting creamed.

Op’s thread is all true and all the proof you need is what is happening in DC right now.
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bravo, well done intro.

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a nurse friend at a Chelyabinsk hospital just texted me some pictures from the waiting rooms, which are crammed with people who are turning blue and seem to be getting eaten from the inside out by unknown microbes. Apparently, all hospital staff are required to wear impenetrable scrubs with breathing apparatuses. She said it has suddenly escalated very quickly in a short span of time within the past 3 hours.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34360741


just received pictures of their morgue:


C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002377.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002378.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002379.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002380.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002381.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002382.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002383.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002384.jpg


this is the overflow in the parking lot from the last few hours. unbelievable:

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002385.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002386.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002387.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002388.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002389.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002390.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002391.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002392.jpg


Now I want to hear from anyone in Chelyabinsk. What the hell is going on over there??
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OMG...those pics are amazing , OP you need to ring cnn right away, this is terrible for the russian people..my thoughts and prayers are with them in this terrible time of need
oh the horrible images wont leave my mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34495364

I assume the role of bodies started at 000000.jpg
Good thing it's winter as the bodies can be stacked like cordwood without contaminating the air ...... more than it is. I assume the 'bug' likes cold weather.
Would that make the 'meteor' a planned event, get here and then destroy the 'ship'.

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Finally - we have a link:

[link to www.whatdoesitmean.com]

Five stars for truth.
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a nurse friend at a Chelyabinsk hospital just texted me some pictures from the waiting rooms, which are crammed with people who are turning blue and seem to be getting eaten from the inside out by unknown microbes. Apparently, all hospital staff are required to wear impenetrable scrubs with breathing apparatuses. She said it has suddenly escalated very quickly in a short span of time within the past 3 hours.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34360741


More tanks are rolling in and armed soldiers are on the streets. Apparently, all of these people don't mind because they are dead:



C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002393.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002394.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002395.jpg
C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002396.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002397.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002398.jpg


Apparently, the hospitals in Kyshtym have begun refusing patients as well and the military has already been in place.
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TO ALL OF YOU WHO THINK THIS IS A GENUINE ATTEMPT TO RELAY SOME TRUTHS......

i ASSURE YOU THERE IS NO TRUTH IN IT AT ALL.

OP IS HAVING SOME FUN, AND FUN IT IS

IF OP WAS SERIOUS HE/SHE WOULD BE SAYING THINGS LIKE 'OH NO ITS NOT WORKING, HOW DO I GET THE PHOTOS ON THIS THREAD, OH NO IT DIDNT WORK AGAIN, WILL SOMEONE TALK ME THROUGH IT, DOES ANYONE KNOW ANOTHER WAY TO DO THIS, THIS ISNT WORKING, DID THIS WORK.....

SERIOUSLY.....THINK ABOUT IT...ALL IN GOOD FUN
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Really?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152779


really !

I just felt I had to say it because it seemed some folk were taking it seriously...seriously

Its the best thread I have read in a while though
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a nurse friend at a Chelyabinsk hospital just texted me some pictures from the waiting rooms, which are crammed with people who are turning blue and seem to be getting eaten from the inside out by unknown microbes. Apparently, all hospital staff are required to wear impenetrable scrubs with breathing apparatuses. She said it has suddenly escalated very quickly in a short span of time within the past 3 hours.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34360741


More tanks are rolling in and armed soldiers are on the streets. Apparently, all of these people don't mind because they are dead:



C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002393.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002394.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002395.jpg
C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002396.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002397.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002398.jpg


Apparently, the hospitals in Kyshtym have begun refusing patients as well and the military has already been in place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34360741


Thanks oP, iknow peeps dont believe you but I do...has Putin said anything yet, is the Merkan gubmint aware of this.
I think I heard that nasa were about to release a statement, can you elaborate on that
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Jenny darl I realise you don't understand that we cannot see your pictures here because when you yourself click on the links it takes you straight to the picture you are trying to show us BUT THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE ON YOUR COMPUTER & ONLY YOU have that access.

You need to go to tinypic & make an account. You then need to upload the above pictures to your account. When you then have that picture on the screen (by the way say they are halloween or dress up party pics so no-one will take them off before you can get them to here) you can then highlight the URL & paste it onto GLP :) good luck
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Perhaps she is running Win8 in a virtual server and you need a root account to, ... well you know.
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OMG !! I'm sitting here laughing my ass off... This really is the best thread. I leave for an hour, when I come back... NOTHING has changed. I leave for an hour, when I come back... NOTHING has changed. I leave for an hour, when I come back... NOTHING has changed. I leave for an hour, when I come back... NOTHING has changed.

Y gotta love it !!!! 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1
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Thanks oP, iknow peeps dont believe you but I do...has Putin said anything yet, is the Merkan gubmint aware of this.
I think I heard that nasa were about to release a statement, can you elaborate on that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34495364

What does, 'Houston, ... we have a problem.' mean in Amerkian?
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a nurse friend at a Chelyabinsk hospital just texted me some pictures from the waiting rooms, which are crammed with people who are turning blue and seem to be getting eaten from the inside out by unknown microbes. Apparently, all hospital staff are required to wear impenetrable scrubs with breathing apparatuses. She said it has suddenly escalated very quickly in a short span of time within the past 3 hours.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34360741


More tanks are rolling in and armed soldiers are on the streets. Apparently, all of these people don't mind because they are dead:



C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002393.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002394.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002395.jpg
C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002396.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002397.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002398.jpg


Apparently, the hospitals in Kyshtym have begun refusing patients as well and the military has already been in place.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34360741


Are the soldiers in Biohazard suits? If they are then this could be the real deal. Does your nurse friend know if this is contagious?
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OMG !! I'm sitting here laughing my ass off... This really is the best thread. I leave for an hour, when I come back... NOTHING has changed. I leave for an hour, when I come back... NOTHING has changed. I leave for an hour, when I come back... NOTHING has changed. I leave for an hour, when I come back... NOTHING has changed.

Y gotta love it !!!! 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1 1rof1
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Almost as much as your persistence. lol

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Finally - we have a link:

[link to www.whatdoesitmean.com]

Five stars for truth.
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OMG. IT'S ALL TRUE!
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This is still going?
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Thanks oP, iknow peeps dont believe you but I do...has Putin said anything yet, is the Merkan gubmint aware of this.
I think I heard that nasa were about to release a statement, can you elaborate on that
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What does, 'Houston, ... we have a problem.' mean in Amerkian?
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Its merkan for .."salami on Rye" true story, would I lie to you
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This is still going?
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Yes, and it's horrible: Captain Tripps had wiped out OP's ability to post pics. Oh the humanity!
I don't know where you get your delusions, laser brain.
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TO ALL OF YOU WHO THINK THIS IS A GENUINE ATTEMPT TO RELAY SOME TRUTHS......

i ASSURE YOU THERE IS NO TRUTH IN IT AT ALL.

OP IS HAVING SOME FUN, AND FUN IT IS

IF OP WAS SERIOUS HE/SHE WOULD BE SAYING THINGS LIKE 'OH NO ITS NOT WORKING, HOW DO I GET THE PHOTOS ON THIS THREAD, OH NO IT DIDNT WORK AGAIN, WILL SOMEONE TALK ME THROUGH IT, DOES ANYONE KNOW ANOTHER WAY TO DO THIS, THIS ISNT WORKING, DID THIS WORK.....

SERIOUSLY.....THINK ABOUT IT...ALL IN GOOD FUN
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Really?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152779


really !

I just felt I had to say it because it seemed some folk were taking it seriously...seriously

Its the best thread I have read in a while though
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34495364


Well I suspected it but wasn't sure. I mean there is still a chance OP is for real... right?
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a nurse friend at a Chelyabinsk hospital just texted me some pictures from the waiting rooms, which are crammed with people who are turning blue and seem to be getting eaten from the inside out by unknown microbes. Apparently, all hospital staff are required to wear impenetrable scrubs with breathing apparatuses. She said it has suddenly escalated very quickly in a short span of time within the past 3 hours.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34360741


More tanks are rolling in and armed soldiers are on the streets. Apparently, all of these people don't mind because they are dead:



C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002393.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002394.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002395.jpg
C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002396.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002397.jpg

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002398.jpg


Apparently, the hospitals in Kyshtym have begun refusing patients as well and the military has already been in place.
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Dear OP you do realise the pictures your trying to post are via directory on your computer and no one other than you can view them ......
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Thanks oP, iknow peeps dont believe you but I do...has Putin said anything yet, is the Merkan gubmint aware of this.
I think I heard that nasa were about to release a statement, can you elaborate on that
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34495364

What does, 'Houston, ... we have a problem.' mean in Amerkian?
 Quoting: MHz


Its merkan for .."salami on Rye" true story, would I lie to you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34495364

I would most likely rather you lie to me than with me.

To think we had a warning and blew it off. I couldn't get the original but this bootleg version conveys the same message I believe, after all would I fib a fibber?



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TO ALL OF YOU WHO THINK THIS IS A GENUINE ATTEMPT TO RELAY SOME TRUTHS......

i ASSURE YOU THERE IS NO TRUTH IN IT AT ALL.

OP IS HAVING SOME FUN, AND FUN IT IS

IF OP WAS SERIOUS HE/SHE WOULD BE SAYING THINGS LIKE 'OH NO ITS NOT WORKING, HOW DO I GET THE PHOTOS ON THIS THREAD, OH NO IT DIDNT WORK AGAIN, WILL SOMEONE TALK ME THROUGH IT, DOES ANYONE KNOW ANOTHER WAY TO DO THIS, THIS ISNT WORKING, DID THIS WORK.....

SERIOUSLY.....THINK ABOUT IT...ALL IN GOOD FUN
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34495364


Really?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152779


really !

I just felt I had to say it because it seemed some folk were taking it seriously...seriously

Its the best thread I have read in a while though
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34495364


Well I suspected it but wasn't sure. I mean there is still a chance OP is for real... right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152779


Yeah, sure. And I just caught a UFO. There's now an alien in my basement. I'd upload the pictures but I don't know how. Do you wanna spend two hours trying to teach me?

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Best thread ever!

applause2 Jenny is awesome! funkyness

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Really?
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really !

I just felt I had to say it because it seemed some folk were taking it seriously...seriously

Its the best thread I have read in a while though
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34495364


Well I suspected it but wasn't sure. I mean there is still a chance OP is for real... right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152779


Yeah, sure. And I just caught a UFO. There's now an alien in my basement. I'd upload the pictures but I don't know how. Do you wanna spend two hours trying to teach me?

alien11alien11alien11alien11alien11alien11
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What about the other person who is saying Washington DC is under some kind of strange event?
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Ok, someone has to ask...

SHOULD I COVER THE TOMATO PLANTS OR NOT????
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17 pages of this? glad i skipped to the end to get nothing. what i did enjoy is the constant humor! you guys are funny!
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fuck. i think ive been t rolledburnit
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Really?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152779


really !

I just felt I had to say it because it seemed some folk were taking it seriously...seriously

Its the best thread I have read in a while though
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34495364


Well I suspected it but wasn't sure. I mean there is still a chance OP is for real... right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152779


Yeah, sure. And I just caught a UFO. There's now an alien in my basement. I'd upload the pictures but I don't know how. Do you wanna spend two hours trying to teach me?

alien11alien11alien11alien11alien11alien11
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OMG...really..ok Im gunna talk you through this ok
firstly . I want tyou to take your camera down to the camera shop and have them develop the film, if you pay extra they will develop the films this week otherwise you will have to wait till the end of next week, we will all chip in for this.
Then I want you to post the photos to Trinity, his address is somewhere here on the site, he will the copy and print these photos onto slide and we can all have a look sometime in March when he has a slide night at his house.
Can you bring some cake
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alien11

Well I suspected it but wasn't sure. I mean there is still a chance OP is for real... right?
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Yeah, sure. And I just caught a UFO. There's now an alien in my basement. I'd upload the pictures but I don't know how. Do you wanna spend two hours trying to teach me?

alien11alien11alien11alien11alien11alien11
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OMG...really..ok Im gunna talk you through this ok
firstly . I want tyou to take your camera down to the camera shop and have them develop the film, if you pay extra they will develop the films this week otherwise you will have to wait till the end of next week, we will all chip in for this.
Then I want you to post the photos to Trinity, his address is somewhere here on the site, he will the copy and print these photos onto slide and we can all have a look sometime in March when he has a slide night at his house.
Can you bring some cake
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The camera shop is closed. Is it okay if I do it tomorrow? I had cake but the aliens ate it.
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This octopus...lets give him boots...send him to North Korea!!!
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alien11

Well I suspected it but wasn't sure. I mean there is still a chance OP is for real... right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152779


Yeah, sure. And I just caught a UFO. There's now an alien in my basement. I'd upload the pictures but I don't know how. Do you wanna spend two hours trying to teach me?

alien11alien11alien11alien11alien11alien11
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OMG...really..ok Im gunna talk you through this ok
firstly . I want tyou to take your camera down to the camera shop and have them develop the film, if you pay extra they will develop the films this week otherwise you will have to wait till the end of next week, we will all chip in for this.
Then I want you to post the photos to Trinity, his address is somewhere here on the site, he will the copy and print these photos onto slide and we can all have a look sometime in March when he has a slide night at his house.
Can you bring some cake
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34495364


The camera shop is closed. Is it okay if I do it tomorrow? I had cake but the aliens ate it.
alien11alien11alien11alien11alien11alien11alien11
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OH. NO. you let them eat cake...Im sorry I can no longer help you apart from giving you some last minute advice...leave the film in the camera, they dont understand backward technology, bit like us looking at the pyramids...then I want you to slowly back out the door , as soon as your out ..RUN ..as fast as you can , dont look back...but your might wanna pick up another cake if you pass a bakery
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really !

I just felt I had to say it because it seemed some folk were taking it seriously...seriously

Its the best thread I have read in a while though
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34495364


Well I suspected it but wasn't sure. I mean there is still a chance OP is for real... right?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152779


Yeah, sure. And I just caught a UFO. There's now an alien in my basement. I'd upload the pictures but I don't know how. Do you wanna spend two hours trying to teach me?

alien11alien11alien11alien11alien11alien11
 Quoting: ParanoiaGirl


OMG...really..ok Im gunna talk you through this ok
firstly . I want tyou to take your camera down to the camera shop and have them develop the film, if you pay extra they will develop the films this week otherwise you will have to wait till the end of next week, we will all chip in for this.
Then I want you to post the photos to Trinity, his address is somewhere here on the site, he will the copy and print these photos onto slide and we can all have a look sometime in March when he has a slide night at his house.
Can you bring some cake
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34495364


Damn! I spit my drink all over the screen ROFL! Now everything's wet and the keys are sticky.

I suppose some folks really do have to do those things with film. Maybe Jenny should just draw pictures.

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