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BREAKING: Russians violently dying surrounding meteor impact site

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/16/2013 01:56 AM
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Prove it shill.

Nick
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At least learn what a shill is!!!!!!!
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02/16/2013 02:04 AM
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Well I suspected it but wasn't sure. I mean there is still a chance OP is for real... right?
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Yeah, sure. And I just caught a UFO. There's now an alien in my basement. I'd upload the pictures but I don't know how. Do you wanna spend two hours trying to teach me?

alien11alien11alien11alien11alien11alien11
 Quoting: ParanoiaGirl


OMG...really..ok Im gunna talk you through this ok
firstly . I want tyou to take your camera down to the camera shop and have them develop the film, if you pay extra they will develop the films this week otherwise you will have to wait till the end of next week, we will all chip in for this.
Then I want you to post the photos to Trinity, his address is somewhere here on the site, he will the copy and print these photos onto slide and we can all have a look sometime in March when he has a slide night at his house.
Can you bring some cake
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Damn! I spit my drink all over the screen ROFL! Now everything's wet and the keys are sticky.

I suppose some folks really do have to do those things with film. Maybe Jenny should just draw pictures.
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LOL , I was going to suggest that she drew some pictures..etcha sketch style
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I just want the Ring!!

"In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight! Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"

tounge
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02/16/2013 02:20 AM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34461382


I'll raise your metior shit vid

With epic full drunken naked russian troll jumping on cars and fighting!


 Quoting: ZEROeffect


Muahahaha.....I watched that naked diaper stain on tru tv the other night!
 Quoting: Little Miss Sunshine


well you might like this one too then. Russians Trolling traffic jambs!




IT's like they don't have any traffic laws there as these guys drive the railroad tracks behind the train to get through traffic! LMAO! The one even drives backwards the wrong way in traffic! LOL Like that makes it all better!
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wish I had that fuck yeah emote. iwish
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02/16/2013 02:22 AM
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a nurse friend at a Chelyabinsk hospital just texted me some pictures from the waiting rooms, which are crammed with people who are turning blue and seem to be getting eaten from the inside out by unknown microbes. Apparently, all hospital staff are required to wear impenetrable scrubs with breathing apparatuses. She said it has suddenly escalated very quickly in a short span of time within the past 3 hours.
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just got a text from her that the Chelyabinsk hospital is now shut down and military is now moving in. She has been working now for 18 hours.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34360741


She said she will get an hour long break shortly and will text a video shortly. At least I know how to upload videos to youtube.com.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34360741


make a video out of your pictures...? then upload the youtube video. It can even be ghetto and not have sound. I won't complain. xD
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02/16/2013 02:32 AM
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Quick update:

Eyes on the ground report DC Metrorail system is experiencing heavy inbound numbers. Passengers are dressed for business and not afterhours.

Area hotels are booked through the weekend. Auto rentals still available but larger vehicles are all reserved.

Interestingly, the typical noise and bluster is absent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1152779

Eleven pages and Op is still dicking around.

I had a feeling so I put in a call to a leaky faucet. My source is the kind of guy who can put back half a beer and then sing like a canary. It’s Friday night in DC and my guy has moved from beer to bourbon, yet is saying nothing. I smell trouble and it ain’t a dame. I smell the kind of trouble comes in big packages.

I put two of my drivers on foot and told them to ride the elevators. Times like this you have to get closer to the source. The word from the 2nd floor is people are upset that their valentine’s weekend is being shunted for someone without a name. This could be big folks, real big.
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You write gumshoe novels for a living?
 Quoting: tandym


My old boss is on a first name basis with the street junkies peddling whatever swill is popular this week. Downtown junkies will sell you smack or info if the price is right. Sometimes an ounce of truth is worth more than a gram of horse.

The boss says right now info is flowing like candy in a wealthy neighborhood on Halloween.

As luck would have it two big time junkies were found floating in the Potomac. … Unlucky for them, but lucky for me. Anyway, both junkies had wallets stolen from CDC employees and sources are saying these junkies were double tapped.

What’s so lucky about that you might ask, Well Junkies don’t have a union, but they do have a network and the network is on fire. I’m getting unconfirmed reports that unidentified groups are dredging the alleys and overpasses for anybody standing still. There is an information shakedown going on and the junkies are getting creamed.

Op’s thread is all true and all the proof you need is what is happening in DC right now.
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sounds like something i'd read in infinite jest. xD thanks for that!
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02/16/2013 02:34 AM
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make a video out of your pictures...? then upload the youtube video. It can even be ghetto and not have sound. I won't complain. xD
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You going to take the blame if people that watch it get infected?
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02/16/2013 02:37 AM
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I just want the Ring!!

"In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight! Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"

tounge
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That is twice I have read that today, the other time was on facebook on TPF Faerie Wear
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02/16/2013 02:41 AM
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Are we dead yet?
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02/16/2013 02:44 AM
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Are we dead yet?
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Still working on it I believe
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02/16/2013 02:44 AM
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i just read through this whole thread and i must say op either you are a troll with too much time your hands or you are the dumbest tech retard in history.

either way i am a little annoyed that i just spent 30 min looking through this heep of crap only to NOTHING!

Upload these pics!!!!!
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02/16/2013 02:45 AM

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Can not rule this out read this.

[link to articles.cnn.com]
 Quoting: HJTRAS


Good find. I vaguely recall reading about diseases from outer space, but I do read a lot of science fiction and sometimes it gets scrambled with facts.

But then NASA is very careful in decontaminating returning astronauts as a precaution against diseases from outside our world.

Last Edited by Ralph--a house dog on 02/16/2013 02:56 AM
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02/16/2013 02:59 AM

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I believe the OP even without pics for some reason but I am hoping it's a thread full of BS!!!!
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02/16/2013 03:05 AM
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More tanks are rolling in and armed soldiers are on the streets. Apparently, all of these people don't mind because they are dead:

C:\Users\Jenny\Pictures\2013_02_15\002393.jpg
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Why are they all dressed up like bunny rabbits?
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02/16/2013 03:06 AM
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Damn ! Is OP talking about bagel and Vulva ?
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02/16/2013 03:16 AM
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Man!!!!!......I have been gone 3 hours and this thread is still going......I'm guessing an OP fail?


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02/16/2013 03:22 AM
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Maybe she got visitors
helicopter
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02/16/2013 04:00 AM
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If OP was Paul Revere we'd still be British.


If OP invented lightbulbs we'd all be in the dark still.

If OP was Bruce Willis he'd never be famous or save us from terrorists or asteroids.

If OP was stupid she'd be smart.

If Jenny were real she should hang herself for having such a dumb US friend.
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02/16/2013 04:03 AM
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Come On Folks.... give the Lady lill time. tounge

May be Military is bangin her right now... bananasex

lolsign
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02/16/2013 04:04 AM
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Well, we know the OP uses a Windows8 PC Now, and is logged in as Jenny...lol...

C'mon Jenny, you can do it...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25462143


Jenny is him mom
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Come On Folks.... give the Lady lill time. tounge

May be Military is bangin her right now... bananasex

lolsign
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not all countries military a rapists like yours
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02/16/2013 04:05 AM
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Oh shuddup!
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02/16/2013 04:05 AM
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Here's something interesting.

The name, Chelyabinks, is a take-off of the Bashkir word, "Chelyaba"
a which means "pit"... as in Rev 9... a star falls from heaven with the
key to the bottomless pit.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18850150


Not good!
Always in the eye of the storm!
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02/16/2013 04:07 AM
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Come On Folks.... give the Lady lill time. tounge

May be Military is bangin her right now... bananasex

lolsign
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not all countries military a rapists like yours
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iamwith
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02/16/2013 04:08 AM
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This is a Russian FAIL thread!

So I bring you lots of Russian Fails 2013!!! 13:00 minutes of them!

Enjoy while we wait!



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This was so enjoyable, laughed hard and long. I think it was the best part of this entire thread!
 Quoting: ParanoiaGirl


cruiselarge

My face hurts!!!!
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02/16/2013 04:16 AM
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If is that story it's real, google "illuminati card game eat flesh" i cant load picture with this dam iPad.
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02/16/2013 04:19 AM
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Re: BREAKING: Russians violently dying surrounding meteor impact site
a nurse friend at a Chelyabinsk hospital just texted me some pictures from the waiting rooms
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34360741


Yeah right.
Imo they shouldn't allow 13 year olds on here....
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02/16/2013 04:56 AM
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Come On Folks.... give the Lady lill time. tounge

May be Military is bangin her right now... bananasex

lolsign
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34522537


not all countries military a rapists like yours
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34485885


Yes they are! All countries military does rape as part of their assumed privilege, and to subjugate the population.
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02/16/2013 06:42 AM
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For Jenny

22050hz

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02/16/2013 08:01 AM
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Cmon people...all tis time to send a text message?..JENNY IS DEAD!!!tissuepopedamned2

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