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My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????

 
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02/16/2013 01:11 AM
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My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????
My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????

I have no FB friends and even my mom and sisters refuse to add me to their list.
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02/16/2013 01:12 AM
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02/16/2013 01:12 AM
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loser
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02/16/2013 01:12 AM
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Hmm , my son wont add me to his FB list...is that you David, if it is get back down into the basement and dont let me hear you trying to get water out of the taps
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Re: My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????
She probably wants to keep her activities in cougar town a secret hiding
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02/16/2013 01:13 AM
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she wants to talk shit about you

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02/16/2013 01:14 AM
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Re: My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????
Your a loser because you actually have a FB account.
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02/16/2013 01:17 AM
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Re: My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????
Oh my goodness. Your mother won't add you as a facebook friend. This isn't an unusual issue. However, before I can offer advice, I need to ask a few questions.

1 Have you ever threated your mothers life with a weapon in hand?

2 Have you ever threated the life of your siblings with a weapon in hand?

3 Are you a conficted felon for a violent act?

4 Are you a drug addict who has used and abused your family for drug money? This includes stealing from them even if you think they didn't know it was you.

If you said "YES" to any of the above, then yes. You are a loser. If not, then we can move on and sort out other reasons that you may be a loser.
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02/16/2013 01:18 AM
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4 Are you a drug addict who has used and abused your family for drug money? This includes stealing from them even if you think they didn't know it was you.
 Quoting: Mrs. Advice 34365217


No but I have taken money from them to go to strip joints.
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02/16/2013 01:19 AM
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1 Have you ever threated your mothers life with a weapon in hand?

2 Have you ever threated the life of your siblings with a weapon in hand?

 Quoting: Mrs. Advice 34365217


No but my siblings have threatened me sometimes.
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02/16/2013 01:20 AM
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3 Are you a conficted felon for a violent act?
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I was never a convicted felon because I went to the mental hospital instead.
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02/16/2013 01:23 AM
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Re: My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????
And they still won't do it after you showed them your 'release papers'? (I'm just going to assume you hung around for that part)
Maybe this is their way of protecting you from, ..... you know, .... being watched.

Last Edited by MHz on 02/16/2013 01:24 AM
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02/16/2013 01:24 AM
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3 Are you a conficted felon for a violent act?
 Quoting: Mrs. Advice 34365217


I was never a convicted felon because I went to the mental hospital instead.
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lol...mental hostabil
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02/16/2013 01:25 AM
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Nah man. Family and people in general have stuff going on. So adding you to their fb may reveal much more than you can imagine
Love.
While Living beyond.
And enjoying the present.
Mrs. Advice
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02/16/2013 01:28 AM
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Ok, I think your answers sums it up. You SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THEM!!!!

They are afraid of your crazy ass. They fear you and are possibly even a little embarassed of you.

I recommend this solution.

Go become a hermit mountain man. Forget your family and human contact in general. Go live alone and completely off the land in the most remote place you can possibly get too. Do this for 10 years. After the 10 years of spiritual cleansing from living off the land 100 miles from anyone, you will be a better person.

Remember. No human contact of any kind. I recommend an intellegent large dog as your partner. You will help each other survive and you will learn about how trust and love works on the most basic and primal levels. Good stuff. Do it.
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02/16/2013 01:29 AM

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yes
I look up at the sky, and wonder where I am on earth. Then I wonder where I am in the solar system. Then I wonder where I am in the galaxy. Then I wonder where I am in the universe.
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02/16/2013 01:30 AM
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Re: My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????
If you participate in Facebook, then you definately qualify as a LOOSER.
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02/16/2013 01:38 AM
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There is some very angry people in here about not having any friends to add on facebook... I understand the fact that facebook is a bad idea that's keeping records of everyone, but you don't have to slander people that use it to socialize and plan things with friends.

It's very simple to not put personal information up, but I guess your IP and email address is enough information.
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02/16/2013 01:43 AM

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then she is doing stuff she dont want you to know
KINGDOMS, NATIONS AND KINGS HAVE BEEN BROUGHT DOWN TO THEIR KNEES WITH ONE GLANCE FROM A WOMAN.

I WEAR MY SKIN OF ARMOR SO NO ONE CAN GET IN AND NO ONE CAN GET OUT.

HOW CAN I MOURN YOU, WHEN I HAVE NEVER LET YOU GO, monster 1991-2008 RIP
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02/16/2013 02:17 AM
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My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????

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That, PLUS the fact that you're posting it here, show you ARE a loser. But the rest of your family is as well.




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02/16/2013 02:20 AM
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Re: My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????
Geezuz! You measure your worth by "facebook friends"?
Yeah, you're a loser!!
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02/16/2013 02:26 AM
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Geezuz! You measure your worth by "facebook friends"?
Yeah, you're a loser!!
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Do you measure your own worth by putting other people down?

Apparently you might be the loser...
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02/16/2013 02:40 AM
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Re: My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????
Geezuz! You measure your worth by "facebook friends"?
Yeah, you're a loser!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34232418


Do you measure your own worth by putting other people down?

Apparently you might be the loser...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28688560


ROTFLMAO!! You mad bro?
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02/16/2013 02:47 AM
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My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????I have no FB friends and even my mom and sisters refuse to add me to their list.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28943942

Koi hota jisko apna, apna hum keh lete yaaro.. Paas nahi toh duur he hota, kaash koi mera apna.. !!

It means:

There should be somebody whom we can call our own. If not near us then at far distance, I wish somebody of my own (our own)
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02/16/2013 03:17 AM
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Re: My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????
4 Are you a drug addict who has used and abused your family for drug money? This includes stealing from them even if you think they didn't know it was you.
 Quoting: Mrs. Advice 34365217


No but I have taken money from them to go to strip joints.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28943942


Try paying it back in full, plus the other money that you think they don't know about, and see if they change their attitude to you.
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02/16/2013 03:52 AM
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Re: My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????
Geezuz! You measure your worth by "facebook friends"?
Yeah, you're a loser!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34232418


Do you measure your own worth by putting other people down?

Apparently you might be the loser...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28688560


ROTFLMAO!! You mad bro?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34232418


he mad lol
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02/16/2013 03:53 AM
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My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????

I have no FB friends and even my mom and sisters refuse to add me to their list.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28943942


it means she doesnt want you to know whom she has in her friendlist
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02/16/2013 10:09 PM
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Maybe you're not cool enough.
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My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????

I have no FB friends and even my mom and sisters refuse to add me to their list.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28943942


No it means that She is whoring around the internet and does not want little AC to know!!!!!!lolsign
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02/16/2013 10:24 PM
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yeah, loser. Kill yourself
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Re: My mom won't add me as a Facebook friend !!!!! Does this mean I'M A LOSER ???????
Yeah, they hate you.

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