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How Jesus Turned Water Into Wine and YOU Can Too!

 
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To the fucking Idiots here:

It's MORON M.O.R.O.N

Not MORAN you stupid fucking MORONS!
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grow a brian, moran.
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grow a brian, What's a brian?
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You'll change your mind when you watch your poor family suffer because of your stupidity!
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What on earth would inspire you to say such a cruel and spiteful thing? Surely you couldn't seriously wish harm to his/her family over such a menial matter. Your example is why honest, intelligent people are truly disgusted with modern day christianity.
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Your foolish friend has sealed his/her own families doom with his/her own stupidity. Not me! So please sit down and shut up!
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Was Jesus, and the Apostles, or whoever wrote that Gospel, trying to promote alcoholism?
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If you can't handle your liquor, that is your problem.

Drinking a glass of fermented red grape juice twice a week does not qualify as alcoholism.
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ALL non-"drinkers" are more drunk on there anti-booze fetish than are out and out, falling-down drunks on booze.

Same way with the insane, anti-gun cranks who violently scream "death to all gun-owners", who ALL are born-killers. Theseare the same insane who go out looking for a free kitty for a pet for their spoiled-rotten kid, so he has something to molest to death, to keep him out of trouble, and who then also have the helpless little creature de-clawed, and then thrown outside everynight to try to defend herself against the hoards of vicious tom-cats.
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To the fucking Idiots here:

It's MORON M.O.R.O.N

Not MORAN you stupid fucking MORONS!
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grow a brian, moran.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


What are you three.

Ah hahahahahaha a BRIAN you mean a BRAIN

HA HA HA HA HA Wow you inbred redneck freaks ARE fucking idiots

you have an I.Q. of 0-25 so why don't you try to fly of Niagara falls.
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Even if the answer is "temporarily break the laws of God's universe" every miracle has an explanation at some level. Personally, I don't think any miracle violates the laws of the universe though they may well leverage concepts, properties or even technologies far beyond our understanding (and are thus "magic" to us).

In life people are often surprised or disappointed when they learn how things are really done. The truth, just like Jesus' message, is often very simple, practical and obvious in hindsight. That's the beauty of it really.

A simple explanation to this miracle doesn't harm the teachings within the story. At one level, this story is about faith in Jesus. Consider what happened:

Mary: OMG they're out of wine! The party's ruined!
Jesus: Relax mom! Tell them to get those casks, fill them with water and get back here ASAP.

Now it's possible that Mary could have said, "Jesus you're crazy. That will never work! In fact, if we did that our family will never be able to show their faces in this town again! You know even the Governor is in there right now!". But she didn't. She had faith that He was leading her to safety even though she didn't completely understand what was going on right that moment.

In the end, the party was saved and even the most important guests had very kind things to say about what a good party it was. And the reason was having faith in Jesus.
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You'll change your mind when you watch your poor family suffer because of your stupidity!
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What on earth would inspire you to say such a cruel and spiteful thing? Surely you couldn't seriously wish harm to his/her family over such a menial matter. Your example is why honest, intelligent people are truly disgusted with modern day christianity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1580790


Your foolish friend has sealed his/her own families doom with his/her own stupidity. Not me! So please sit down and shut up!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32690498


You're babbling, it must be your invisible god confusing your language. It can't possibly be because you lack the ability to hold a civil and decent conversation without threatening people's families.
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Step 1: Find a wine jug that's been used a lot of times.

Step 2: Fill jug with room-temperature water.

Step 3: Agitate.

Step 4: Serve wine-colored/flavored water to already drunk wedding guests.

Step 5: YOU SAVED THE PARTY! IT'S A MIRACLE!
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Obvious Fail obvious, OP
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Awww...is someone butthurt????
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


By your response you are OP, but its OK, brush of your ego and think.
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Think about what? How easy it is to pull off the "water to wine" trick in a room full of drunk people? I've thought about it. Hence the thread, butthurt one.
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Or maybe common ppl didnt know how to make wine and he taught em its made out of water and some berries?
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You'll change your mind when you watch your poor family suffer because of your stupidity!
 Quoting: The Cryptic Mole 32690498


What on earth would inspire you to say such a cruel and spiteful thing? Surely you couldn't seriously wish harm to his/her family over such a menial matter. Your example is why honest, intelligent people are truly disgusted with modern day christianity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1580790


Your foolish friend has sealed his/her own families doom with his/her own stupidity. Not me! So please sit down and shut up!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32690498


You're babbling, it must be your invisible god confusing your language. It can't possibly be because you lack the ability to hold a civil and decent conversation without threatening people's families.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1580790


Threatening peoples familes? Are you for real? I can have an intelligent conversation with anyone provided they don't think they're too smart, and like to talk down to others. You know what I mean... people like you!
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Step 1: Find a wine jug that's been used a lot of times.

Step 2: Fill jug with room-temperature water.

Step 3: Agitate.

Step 4: Serve wine-colored/flavored water to already drunk wedding guests.

Step 5: YOU SAVED THE PARTY! IT'S A MIRACLE!
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Don't you just love it how atheists dedicate their life to only mocking one God. You all are only proving what master Freemason Albert Pike said about atheism, to be correct.
1 Timothy 3:16 KJV
And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.

Isaiah 9:6 KJV
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace.

Mark 16:16 KJV
He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

Acts 2:38 KJV
Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost.

Romans 8:6-9 KJV
6) For to be carnally minded is death; but to be spiritually minded is life and peace.
7) Because the carnal mind is enmity against God: for it is not subject to the law of God, neither indeed can be.
8) So then they that are in the flesh cannot please God.
9) But ye are not in the flesh, but in the Spirit, if so be that the Spirit of God dwell in you. Now if any man have not the Spirit of Christ, he is none of his.

Matthew 15:8-9 KJV
8) This people draweth nigh unto me with their mouth, and honoureth me with their lips; but their heart is far from me.
9) But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men.

Acts 5:29 KJV
Then Peter and the other apostles answered and said, We ought to obey God rather than men.

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The key word is that Jesus asked for WATER jugs to be fillth .not used wine jugs.
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Wrong, watch The Pharmacratic Inquisition.
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What on earth would inspire you to say such a cruel and spiteful thing? Surely you couldn't seriously wish harm to his/her family over such a menial matter. Your example is why honest, intelligent people are truly disgusted with modern day christianity.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1580790


Your foolish friend has sealed his/her own families doom with his/her own stupidity. Not me! So please sit down and shut up!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32690498


You're babbling, it must be your invisible god confusing your language. It can't possibly be because you lack the ability to hold a civil and decent conversation without threatening people's families.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1580790


Threatening peoples familes? Are you for real? I can have an intelligent conversation with anyone provided they don't think they're too smart, and like to talk down to others. You know what I mean... people like you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32690498


So now you're judging me? Or do you speak for god? What next? My family will suffer because of your inability to grasp the very basic concepts of conversation? Your hypocrisy is very evident, either that or you have a better sense of humour than I had previously imagined.
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To the fucking Idiots here:

It's MORON M.O.R.O.N

Not MORAN you stupid fucking MORONS!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34538235


grow a brian, moran.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final
grow a brian, What's a brian?
 Quoting: stars


someone, like our no-clue, itinerate, spell-check god, Bugs Bunny calls a "MAROON", who still hasnot figured out which one goes on top.
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Step 1: Find a wine jug that's been used a lot of times.

Step 2: Fill jug with room-temperature water.

Step 3: Agitate.

Step 4: Serve wine-colored/flavored water to already drunk wedding guests.

Step 5: YOU SAVED THE PARTY! IT'S A MIRACLE!
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Don't you just love it how atheists dedicate their life to only mocking one God. You all are only proving what master Freemason Albert Pike said about atheism, to be correct.
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I love you sig by the way..
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I AM a Christian but I don't believe that being able to explain a miracle lessens its impact or its teaching. I heard someone ask about trying to explain the "Multiplying the Fish and Loaves" miracle. Here's a possible explanation. And I think its one that actually makes the message and meaning MORE powerful.

Now realize at the time Jesus was attracting a HUGE following that spanned ALL levels of society, from the very rich and powerful to the most poor and destitute.

The throngs and multitudes had been following and listening to Jesus for a while now. Those who were wealthy, well-off or just wise came well prepared for a marathon of wandering and teaching. The poor and destitute kept being poor and destitute and still had next to nothing. Many of them were now quite tired and hungry.

His disciples told him, "Hey! Many of these people are beginning to become weak and pass out with hunger. We need to feed them! What do we do!!!"

So he told them to gather what they little they had and just start passing it out. The wealthy and well provisioned who were holding out, saw the disciples (who had almost nothing themselves) giving up what little they had. Those with food who were holding out felt ashamed and a miracle happen. They shared what they had with poor, miserable, smelly, wretched strangers. There was actually more than enough for everyone.
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I AM a Christian but I don't believe that being able to explain a miracle lessens its impact or its teaching. I heard someone ask about trying to explain the "Multiplying the Fish and Loaves" miracle. Here's a possible explanation. And I think its one that actually makes the message and meaning MORE powerful.

Now realize at the time Jesus was attracting a HUGE following that spanned ALL levels of society, from the very rich and powerful to the most poor and destitute.

The throngs and multitudes had been following and listening to Jesus for a while now. Those who were wealthy, well-off or just wise came well prepared for a marathon of wandering and teaching. The poor and destitute kept being poor and destitute and still had next to nothing. Many of them were now quite tired and hungry.

His disciples told him, "Hey! Many of these people are beginning to become weak and pass out with hunger. We need to feed them! What do we do!!!"

So he told them to gather what they little they had and just start passing it out. The wealthy and well provisioned who were holding out, saw the disciples (who had almost nothing themselves) giving up what little they had. Those with food who were holding out felt ashamed and a miracle happen. They shared what they had with poor, miserable, smelly, wretched strangers. There was actually more than enough for everyone.
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That's my version also.
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I AM a Christian but I don't believe that being able to explain a miracle lessens its impact or its teaching. I heard someone ask about trying to explain the "Multiplying the Fish and Loaves" miracle. Here's a possible explanation. And I think its one that actually makes the message and meaning MORE powerful.

Now realize at the time Jesus was attracting a HUGE following that spanned ALL levels of society, from the very rich and powerful to the most poor and destitute.

The throngs and multitudes had been following and listening to Jesus for a while now. Those who were wealthy, well-off or just wise came well prepared for a marathon of wandering and teaching. The poor and destitute kept being poor and destitute and still had next to nothing. Many of them were now quite tired and hungry.

His disciples told him, "Hey! Many of these people are beginning to become weak and pass out with hunger. We need to feed them! What do we do!!!"

So he told them to gather what they little they had and just start passing it out. The wealthy and well provisioned who were holding out, saw the disciples (who had almost nothing themselves) giving up what little they had. Those with food who were holding out felt ashamed and a miracle happen. They shared what they had with poor, miserable, smelly, wretched strangers. There was actually more than enough for everyone.
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That's my version also.
 Quoting: stars


really like every single word of it?
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Give not that which is holy to the dogs, nor cast your pearls before the swine, lest they trample them with their feet, and turning round rend you.
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Some of Jesus' finest words. I certainly agree. But have you ever thought that YOU might be the oinker? Of course not. Swine can't think.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


So you acknowledge the truth of His words and yet deny the truth of the miracle?
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Words he allegedly said have more weight to them than the false claims of his miracles which were only comprised to give him publicity.
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Step 1: Find a wine jug that's been used a lot of times.

Step 2: Fill jug with room-temperature water.

Step 3: Agitate.

Step 4: Serve wine-colored/flavored water to already drunk wedding guests.

Step 5: YOU SAVED THE PARTY! IT'S A MIRACLE!
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Don't you just love it how atheists dedicate their life to only mocking one God. You all are only proving what master Freemason Albert Pike said about atheism, to be correct.
 Quoting: cmoG530


Atheists don't dedicate anything to a god, that's the point of being Atheist. They just have fun mocking the ignorant sheep that buy into it. You guys waste time in church praying to a flying spaghetti monster, and they waste time mocking it. As you can see... There's a lot of wasted time on either side, "dedicating" their lives to meaningless things.

I am not Atheist, I am not Christian.
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I am not Atheist, I am not Christian.
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Then you must be a moran.
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Obvious Fail obvious, OP
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Awww...is someone butthurt????
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


By your response you are OP, but its OK, brush of your ego and think.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6209152


Think about what? How easy it is to pull off the "water to wine" trick in a room full of drunk people? I've thought about it. Hence the thread, butthurt one.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Think - If that was the trick, you are assuming that the entire wedding party was drunk and stupid. No one knew about this trick? Although it would be a problem mixing wine/ water vessles, due to cross contamination? No one knew of this trick? It became divine? Seriously think. If you dont believe it happened that is fine do not try to explain it with stoopid and in your failure insult people that produce evidence to test your theory and prove it is silly.
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I am not Atheist, I am not Christian.
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Then you must be a moran.
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Yet you quoted the wrong person.
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The key word is that Jesus asked for WATER jugs to be fillth .not used wine jugs.
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fillth? or filleth, wasn't it fill the empty jugs with water? then presto laso! more grape juice.( or maybe he did change water into wine.) meteforically, believe in me and I will give you living water, and never be thirsty again. I think he was being resourcefull. Im sure everyone had a good time. Guess you had to be there.
His teachings was about spirtuality.
Moving mountains, a metefor.. meaning obsticals in your life to have a closer relationship with God. I never seen anyone move a mountain without some blasting powder and a bull dozer. And why would you want to move a mountain anyway.

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Awww...is someone butthurt????
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By your response you are OP, but its OK, brush of your ego and think.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6209152


Think about what? How easy it is to pull off the "water to wine" trick in a room full of drunk people? I've thought about it. Hence the thread, butthurt one.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Think - If that was the trick, you are assuming that the entire wedding party was drunk and stupid. No one knew about this trick? Although it would be a problem mixing wine/ water vessles, due to cross contamination? No one knew of this trick? It became divine? Seriously think. If you dont believe it happened that is fine do not try to explain it with stoopid and in your failure insult people that produce evidence to test your theory and prove it is silly.
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If it was a trick why are you still talking about it till this very day after 2,000 years or so.Hmm?

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By your response you are OP, but its OK, brush of your ego and think.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6209152


Think about what? How easy it is to pull off the "water to wine" trick in a room full of drunk people? I've thought about it. Hence the thread, butthurt one.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Think - If that was the trick, you are assuming that the entire wedding party was drunk and stupid. No one knew about this trick? Although it would be a problem mixing wine/ water vessles, due to cross contamination? No one knew of this trick? It became divine? Seriously think. If you dont believe it happened that is fine do not try to explain it with stoopid and in your failure insult people that produce evidence to test your theory and prove it is silly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22427554
If it was a trick why are you still talking about it till this very day after 2,000 years or so.Hmm?
 Quoting: stars


This is the first time I have talked about it? You are crazy dude and full of assumptions... there is no logical discourse. Perhaps they are talking about it as to them it does not make sense, that it was a trick but who cares?
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Think about what? How easy it is to pull off the "water to wine" trick in a room full of drunk people? I've thought about it. Hence the thread, butthurt one.
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Think - If that was the trick, you are assuming that the entire wedding party was drunk and stupid. No one knew about this trick? Although it would be a problem mixing wine/ water vessles, due to cross contamination? No one knew of this trick? It became divine? Seriously think. If you dont believe it happened that is fine do not try to explain it with stoopid and in your failure insult people that produce evidence to test your theory and prove it is silly.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22427554
If it was a trick why are you still talking about it till this very day after 2,000 years or so.Hmm?
 Quoting: stars


This is the first time I have talked about it? You are crazy dude and full of assumptions... there is no logical discourse. Perhaps they are talking about it as to them it does not make sense, that it was a trick but who cares?
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My apologies stars the reply was for OP. Good point.
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Step 1: Find a wine jug that's been used a lot of times.

Step 2: Fill jug with room-temperature water.

Step 3: Agitate.

Step 4: Serve wine-colored/flavored water to already drunk wedding guests.

Step 5: YOU SAVED THE PARTY! IT'S A MIRACLE!
 Quoting: simultaneous_final


Don't you just love it how atheists dedicate their life to only mocking one God. You all are only proving what master Freemason Albert Pike said about atheism, to be correct.
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How presumptuous of you. Im not an atheist.
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Step 1: Find a wine jug that's been used a lot of times.

Step 2: Fill jug with room-temperature water.

Step 3: Agitate.

Step 4: Serve wine-colored/flavored water to already drunk wedding guests.

Step 5: YOU SAVED THE PARTY! IT'S A MIRACLE!
 Quoting: simultaneous_final



OP you obviously don't know or understand what a REA; miracle is.

And because you do not have spiritual vision, you assume it must be some kind of 'trick'.

You won't develop spiritual vision with that mindset.

YOU HAVE A LOT MORE WORK TO DO.

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I AM a Christian but I don't believe that being able to explain a miracle lessens its impact or its teaching. I heard someone ask about trying to explain the "Multiplying the Fish and Loaves" miracle. Here's a possible explanation. And I think its one that actually makes the message and meaning MORE powerful.

Now realize at the time Jesus was attracting a HUGE following that spanned ALL levels of society, from the very rich and powerful to the most poor and destitute.

The throngs and multitudes had been following and listening to Jesus for a while now. Those who were wealthy, well-off or just wise came well prepared for a marathon of wandering and teaching. The poor and destitute kept being poor and destitute and still had next to nothing. Many of them were now quite tired and hungry.

His disciples told him, "Hey! Many of these people are beginning to become weak and pass out with hunger. We need to feed them! What do we do!!!"

So he told them to gather what they little they had and just start passing it out. The wealthy and well provisioned who were holding out, saw the disciples (who had almost nothing themselves) giving up what little they had. Those with food who were holding out felt ashamed and a miracle happen. They shared what they had with poor, miserable, smelly, wretched strangers. There was actually more than enough for everyone.
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That's my version also.
 Quoting: stars


really like every single word of it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34441843
Not every single word...I think people where listening and Jesus simply explained how to feed the people by sharing as God shares his love, and the holy spirit.
Things are different in heaven, God shares the universe with all. we are all part of god, so helping the less fortunate would be the nature of God.
The way it was written so people would remember,and to glorify God,, so it was written to look like a miracle.
If you saw someone freezing in the cold, and you had more than enough to wear, wouldn't you share a sweater or jacket.?
Ive help people out during some killer snow storms by letting them live with me because they had no place to go. It was a long winter, getting them out of the house when the season was over was another story. They wouldnt leave, so I packed a few things and moved to Florida, I now have a house fully payed for, and didn't cost me a cent because I married a beautiful women who already owned it.
another miracle, a beautifull women such as my wife marrying me.

What would be the point of food miraculously appearing.
So most of the bible is meteforic, because Jesus spoke of heaven, something no one new about, yet so obvious.

Though I have seen forms of miracles, One, I introduced a guy to a women. ( this guy couldn't get a date in a womens prison) He introduced one of his friends to this womens sister, they got married, they have a bunch of kids, which probably will create generations of people. The miracle was she went out with this guy. I did feel the presence of the holy spirit when I introduced them so I knew it was ment to be. I didnt know what to expect, so I cant take any credit for this. Doing Gods will maybe, but thats what lifes all about. The lord works in mysterious ways.

Last Edited by stars on 02/16/2013 04:21 PM
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