How Jesus Turned Water Into Wine and YOU Can Too!

you upset honey??

take a breath and calm down.

you'll feel better tomorrow.

Yeah! Because Jesus Jesus, Bible Bible!

he was just extremely sleepy...

how about, its a story of amazing adventures in the desert. Just a story.

^^^ How about the people getting paid to troll here at GLP?

Like who, AC?

If you can't handle your liquor, that is your problem.

Drinking a glass of fermented red grape juice twice a week does not qualify as alcoholism.

Water into Wine trick.

Show me how to do the Loaves, and the Fishes.

Walk on Water, and raise the dead?

Then you will be a true Moran.

I know how the rain. My hands, I think I have the gift istsileniya.

If you think this is stupid, then you know that it's brilliant.

Events in the Bible is shown on the incomprehensibility of man that he was much of himself does not know about the possibilities of the body and the soul.

I am more convinced that man can walk on the water, only if he knows the wisdom of the device of the molecular world, his consciousness, due to space.

Obvious Fail obvious, OP

Sounds like the life of the party to me.

As in a higher plane of exsistance.

Awww...is someone butthurt????

You guys are so retarded....read the Bible. They said the wine Jesus turned into wine was way better than the one they originally had.....

Evan a magnum 40 tastes good after you've drunk all the wine at the party. Ever think they were just happy to have more "wine"? Or perhaps the "wine" (from consentrated residue) was quite sweet and non-alcoholic and thus tasted "better"?

Either of those explanations is far more plausible than *poof* magic wine!

Exodus 7

Aaron cast down his rod before Pharaoh, and before his servants, and it became a serpent.

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Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the sorcerers: now the magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their enchantments.

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For they cast down every man his rod, and they became serpents: but Aaron's rod swallowed up their rods.

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And he hardened Pharaoh's heart, that he hearkened not unto them; as the LORD had said.
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What is this saying?

The power of the Holy Spirit consumes your trivial sorcery, and magic.

Or...

My Weenie is Bigger/Better than Your Weenie?

Get the behind me.

What on earth would inspire you to say such a cruel and spiteful thing? Surely you couldn't seriously wish harm to his/her family over such a menial matter. Your example is why honest, intelligent people are truly disgusted with modern day christianity.

c'mon man-HUH ?
read the entire scenario and write back.

Christ created the best wine and the guests REMARKED that WHY was the BEST SERVED LAST ?

not a good idea to twist The Word resulting in blasphemey.



and i bet YOU thought that only theeeeee islamOs ranted on about BLASPHEMY.
where'd ya think they even got THE CONCEPT FROM ?

Sshhhhh...don't tell nobody.

Okay, how do you suppose the people in bible knowing the mark of 666 RFID chip?

And the big bad wolf said, "I'll huff and puff and blow your house down!"

What is this saying?

Nothing. It's a fairy-tale.

^^^Most absurd question ever.

To the fucking Idiots here:

It's MORON M.O.R.O.N

Not MORAN you stupid fucking MORONS!

No one at the party wrote anything about it.

grow a brian, moran.

Toradoes will do that.

By your response you are OP, but its OK, brush of your ego and think.