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Experts tell flatulent flyers: let rip

 
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Experts tell flatulent flyers: let rip
A group of medical specialists has provided an answer to a dilemma that has faced flyers since the Wright brothers took to the air in 1903 -- is it okay to fart mid-flight?
The experts' recommendation is an emphatic yes to airline passengers -- but a warning to cockpit crews that breaking wind could distract the pilot and pose a safety risk.
The study concluded that anecdotal evidence that flying increases flatulence is not hot air, finding that changes in air pressure at altitude result in the gut producing more gas.
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fart
WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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I am a flight attendant and it is not healthy to hold "trapped gas" in. That being said; think about what you eat the day leading up to your flight!!! If you are sensitive to spicy food, don't enter a wing eating contest or try Indian food for the first time!! Eat mild foods that you already know agree with you and everyone should be eating yogurt. I never have issues with trapped gas and I am in the air 1000+hrs per year. Please think about the people around you that will be trapped next to your curry-death-cloud-spewing ass for 12 hrs on that overseas flight. And everyone knows who is the source of the toxic fumes, trust me.
"Fortune, honour, beauty, youth
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Wanton pleasures, doting love
are but shadows flying."

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SNIP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Please think about the people around you that will be trapped next to your curry-death-cloud-spewing ass for 12 hrs on that overseas flight. And everyone knows who is the source of the toxic fumes, trust me.
 Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow

Advice I shall certainly heed.
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All you should know about farts.
[Compulsory reading for GLP members]

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if people didn't eat too much protein their farts would not smell.
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God sucks at Creation.
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02/16/2013 06:01 PM

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~SNIP~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Please think about the people around you that will be trapped next to your curry-death-cloud-spewing ass for 12 hrs on that overseas flight. And everyone knows who is the source of the toxic fumes, trust me.
 Quoting: KungPowMeowMeow

Advice I shall certainly heed.
 Quoting: omar


Thank you, kind sir. You have saved a few noses.
"Fortune, honour, beauty, youth
are but blossoms dying.
Wanton pleasures, doting love
are but shadows flying."

---Thomas Campion

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