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Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.

 
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Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
Right now, the online Bigfoot community is on fire with claims from a controversial man who is saying he shot and killed a Bigfoot in Northwest San Antonio last September.

The couple was living in a tent in the woods near Loop 1604 and Highway 151. One night in November 2009, the couple claimed to see a "very large, hairy animal" enter their campsite and take off with a deer carcass.

Not only did Dyer find the couple, he claims he saw the Bigfoot in the woods behind the Home Depot located off of Loop 1604 near Highway 151.

"I nailed ... pork ribs from the WalMart down the street to the side of the tree, and low and behold, he came and started eating the pork ribs off the tree," Dyer said.

The now-infamous "tent video" has been picked apart by believers and skeptics all over the internet. (Vid at link)

According to Dyer, he rented a truck and transported the lifeless body to an undisclosed location outside of Las Vegas, where it remains.


The body hasn't been shown to the public because Dyer said he has a contractual agreement with the documentary crew that they would get to release their film first.

"Once this film comes out in late March or early April, then we're going to start releasing photos and then eventually the body," Dyer said, adding the body is undergoing testing. "(Investors) have paid for all the necessary testing to prove that this is an unknown creature and not a man in a suit or a caveman or something. This is a Bigfoot."


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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
War on Bigfeet!

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Merka! Fuck yeah!
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
Right now, the online Bigfoot community is on fire with claims from a controversial man who is saying he shot and killed a Bigfoot in Northwest San Antonio last September.

The couple was living in a tent in the woods near Loop 1604 and Highway 151. One night in November 2009, the couple claimed to see a "very large, hairy animal" enter their campsite and take off with a deer carcass.

Not only did Dyer find the couple, he claims he saw the Bigfoot in the woods behind the Home Depot located off of Loop 1604 near Highway 151.

"I nailed ... pork ribs from the WalMart down the street to the side of the tree, and low and behold, he came and started eating the pork ribs off the tree," Dyer said.

The now-infamous "tent video" has been picked apart by believers and skeptics all over the internet. (Vid at link)

According to Dyer, he rented a truck and transported the lifeless body to an undisclosed location outside of Las Vegas, where it remains.


The body hasn't been shown to the public because Dyer said he has a contractual agreement with the documentary crew that they would get to release their film first.

"Once this film comes out in late March or early April, then we're going to start releasing photos and then eventually the body," Dyer said, adding the body is undergoing testing. "(Investors) have paid for all the necessary testing to prove that this is an unknown creature and not a man in a suit or a caveman or something. This is a Bigfoot."


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If it's for real, it's sad that "he" had to be shot and kill. wtf !

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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
Why kill it..?
Tranquilizer guns are available.

If it was attacking, I could see lethal response.
The creature, if it exists, should be captured and studied.

Maybe The Titans could sign him as a lineman..
We need the help.
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
Why kill it..?
Tranquilizer guns are available.

If it was attacking, I could see lethal response.
The creature, if it exists, should be captured and studied.

Maybe The Titans could sign him as a lineman..
We need the help.
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We're Americans. It's what we do.
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
Yeah pump this up guys, everyone buy his film. Buy Buy Buy




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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
Why kill it..?
Tranquilizer guns are available.

If it was attacking, I could see lethal response.
The creature, if it exists, should be captured and studied.

Maybe The Titans could sign him as a lineman..
We need the help.
 Quoting: Waterbug


We're Americans. It's what we do.
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Yes and that's why everyone hates you.
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
Why kill it..?
Tranquilizer guns are available.

If it was attacking, I could see lethal response.
The creature, if it exists, should be captured and studied.

Maybe The Titans could sign him as a lineman..
We need the help.
 Quoting: Waterbug


We're Americans. It's what we do.
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Yes and that's why everyone hates you.
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Maybe this decade, but England still holds the title belt of the most fucked empire.
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
Why kill it..?
Tranquilizer guns are available.

If it was attacking, I could see lethal response.
The creature, if it exists, should be captured and studied.

Maybe The Titans could sign him as a lineman..
We need the help.
 Quoting: Waterbug


We're Americans. It's what we do.
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Well.. I do, too. I'm a lifelong hunter and fisherman..
But I don't 'harvest' anything that I don't intend to eat.

Somehow, the thought of 'bigfoot stew' is not very appealing to me.

We don't need to kill every large, scary, hairy creature we encounter.
If we did, we'd have no defensive backs for football teams...
And pro wrestling..? that's about all they have going.

And I'm serious about Tennessee needing Bigfoot for the line..
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
BS this is the same guy who claimed he caught big foot in 2008 and it was deemed a fraud. ALSO, he was charged with fraud on Ebay for trying to sell pics of or something as well...dudes a Bullshitter.
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
I call bullshit!
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
Why kill it..?
Tranquilizer guns are available.

If it was attacking, I could see lethal response.
The creature, if it exists, should be captured and studied.

Maybe The Titans could sign him as a lineman..
We need the help.
 Quoting: Waterbug


We're Americans. It's what we do.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33832742


Yes and that's why everyone hates you.
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Maybe this decade, but England still holds the title belt of the most fucked empire.
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Yes. All the culture in the world doesn't change the brutish nature of the thug.
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
mega total 'yogi bear's eating my ribs' bullshit.
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
9teen Off hand I'd say that there is enough evidence on the face of it for the police to launch a murder investigation.
And throw his arse in jail if he dosn't hand over the body and other information. That goes for the film crew as well.
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
If this idiot really killed a Bigfoot, without any good reason, he should go to prison for murder.

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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
BS this is the same guy who claimed he caught big foot in 2008 and it was deemed a fraud. ALSO, he was charged with fraud on Ebay for trying to sell pics of or something as well...dudes a Bullshitter.
 Quoting: ZeHammer


Yes.. yes, he is.
But this time he has a 'documentary crew and film'.
We'll see..
I think he just wants to be famous or 'infamous'..
whatever it takes.
Lotsa people like that in these days of internet exposure.
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
This is the same idiot that produced the last (fake) body.
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
Big Foot in Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare is likely what would happen.


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This stinks of profit to high heaven. hf
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
Why kill it..?
Tranquilizer guns are available.

If it was attacking, I could see lethal response.
The creature, if it exists, should be captured and studied.

Maybe The Titans could sign him as a lineman..
We need the help.
 Quoting: Waterbug


We're Americans. It's what we do.
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Yes and that's why everyone hates you.
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Oh really? You were doing it too in the old days, dumbass cousin.
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
If this idiot really killed a Bigfoot, without any good reason, he should go to prison for murder.

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Not sure how it works in Texas. There has to be a law against killing bigfoot but I doubt we even have anything over bigfoot.
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Nothing over Dyer bullshit.

Fuck him if he felt the need to kill a bigfoot to satisfy his big ego.
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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
If this idiot really killed a Bigfoot, without any good reason, he should go to prison for murder.

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 Quoting: grumpier


this^^^

Just as I commented about this in the past, WHY kill it?

Here we have what could be considered somewhat of a mythical creature, one who has managed to exist in the wild with little instance of human contact, a creature that could very well be thought of as being both rare and, therefore, close to extinction...and this guy ups and kills him.

Where is the scientific community on this? One would think that there should be some laws that take precedence in this find. Here in NY, if I kill a praying mantis I am liable for a monetary fine should the authorities get wind of it.

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If this story is true, I hope that both the guy living in the tent who killed this marvel, along with the documentary crew who's managed to keep it for their own devices, receive harsh treatment, rather than the acclaim they hope their documentary will bring them.

It's a travesty, I say.

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Re: Four years, 90 expeditions, six countries, seven states, Bigfoot is finally found and killed. At a Home Depot.
BS this is the same guy who claimed he caught big foot in 2008 and it was deemed a fraud. ALSO, he was charged with fraud on Ebay for trying to sell pics of or something as well...dudes a Bullshitter.
 Quoting: ZeHammer


he probably is a bullshitter. Amusing story nonetheless.

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