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The Loophole

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02/16/2013 04:56 PM

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I'm bored, ask me a question
I will either answer it or smite you.
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02/16/2013 04:57 PM
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What's a penny worth?
The Loophole (OP)

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What's a penny worth?
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Not much, but if you have enough you can be neo-cool and make them into floor tiling.
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02/16/2013 05:00 PM
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Does heaven allow a dog to enter?
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Does heaven allow a dog to enter?
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Well, recently one posting stated that fat cats have large dogs as employees. Now, since I am not a fat cat, but have in fact been employed by them one can only assume that I am a dog.

When I died for a few minutes I had an argument with the man at the pearly gates because the fucker wouldn't let me into heaven.

Thus I must conclude, that no, the bastards won't let dogs in.
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02/16/2013 05:15 PM
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What's a henway?
#Geomagnetic_Storm#
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Why is the Kp index at 4 right now? What is affecting the interplanetary magnetic field right now?
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What's a henway?
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Sorry,I wandered off in search of booze.
A hen weighs more with feathers.
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Why is the Kp index at 4 right now?
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I don't care.

What is affecting the interplanetary magnetic field right now?
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We're all a little off course right now. The box our planet is packaged in is going back on the conveyor belt. I think I heard the packaging guy say something about a dud.
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02/16/2013 06:18 PM
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Re: I'm bored, ask me a question
How did Noah get all the salt out of the fresh water lakes after God flodded the planet in a outrageous hissy fit?
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How did Noah get all the salt out of the fresh water lakes after God flodded the planet in a outrageous hissy fit?
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He convinced the eaters that salt was the most delicious thing on earth. Thus the corporations began working overtime to saturate all food products with salt and they used their giant earth polluting machines to extract it from the lakes. When they realized they had extracted too much they created salt mines under Louisiana. One of those mines is currently imploding in a little place called Assumption Parish, named as such because Noah had falsely assumed that he had all of the answers, but the truth is that corporations are never the answer.

Last Edited by Clarified Custard on 02/16/2013 06:25 PM
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who will win the fa cup
The Loophole (OP)

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who will win the fa cup
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Now you're just asking me to give up location, because of course my team will win.
I smite ye!
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02/16/2013 06:29 PM
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Did you escape the 'apartment with a fridge' level yet?
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02/16/2013 06:29 PM
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who will win the fa cup
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Now you're just asking me to give up location, because of course my team will win.
I smite ye!
 Quoting: The Loophole


oldham?
natasha77

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02/16/2013 06:30 PM
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I'm bored too.
Super bored.
Nothing on TV,
Life ain't fair, is it.

So far I've painted my nails about 5 times.

I hope there's no more doom. You think we'll have more doom?
I don't cope well.:monk222:
SPEAK UP. SILENCE IS DEADLY!

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

:flatearth:
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Did you escape the 'apartment with a fridge' level yet?
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No.
But I upgraded the fridge to include these awesome things called mixers.
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02/16/2013 06:31 PM
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Re: I'm bored, ask me a question
why do arse enterers afraid of fire and brimstone from sky falling down?
The Loophole (OP)

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Re: I'm bored, ask me a question
I'm bored too.
Super bored.
Nothing on TV,
Life ain't fair, is it.

So far I've painted my nails about 5 times.

I hope there's no more doom. You think we'll have more doom?
I don't cope well.:monk222:
 Quoting: natasha77


There will always be awesome doom on television but no doom locally. I wonder why is that. Maybe the television is simulated reality and real reality is just utterly boring.
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why do arse enterers afraid of fire and brimstone from sky falling down?
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Fire and brimstone hurt the worst when coming into contact with the sensitive skin of an arse.
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Will the dollar and all currency cease to be and all debts forgiven within the next year?
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who will win the fa cup
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Now you're just asking me to give up location, because of course my team will win.
I smite ye!
 Quoting: The Loophole


oldham?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33573284


No, that would be your club. You are confusing us for each other. I know we are all one in the greater plains of matrixy reality, but down here we are individuals.

Last Edited by Clarified Custard on 02/16/2013 06:39 PM
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Will the dollar and all currency cease to be and all debts forgiven within the next year?
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The dollar will drag on and on and on and someday you will say, "but that's not possible, it's not even backed by anything anymore". But then you will realize that it never was, never in your entire lifetime, and yet it has continued to drag on.
As for debts, those will become centralized and will become inescapable and all errors within the system will be in their favour and never yours.
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02/16/2013 06:41 PM
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why do arse enterers afraid of fire and brimstone from sky falling down?
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Fire and brimstone hurt the worst when coming into contact with the sensitive skin of an arse.
 Quoting: The Loophole


is that like "ouch"?

5a
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why do arse enterers afraid of fire and brimstone from sky falling down?
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Fire and brimstone hurt the worst when coming into contact with the sensitive skin of an arse.
 Quoting: The Loophole


is that like "ouch"?

5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34441843


ohyeah
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02/16/2013 06:45 PM
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Are you a sexy and hot girl?
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Will the dollar and all currency cease to be and all debts forgiven within the next year?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24532632


The dollar will drag on and on and on and someday you will say, "but that's not possible, it's not even backed by anything anymore". But then you will realize that it never was, never in your entire lifetime, and yet it has continued to drag on.
As for debts, those will become centralized and will become inescapable and all errors within the system will be in their favour and never yours.
 Quoting: The Loophole


So, there is no reason to invest in metals?
The Loophole (OP)

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02/16/2013 06:48 PM

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Are you a sexy and hot girl?
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Replace girl with woman, and yes. But according to internet legend, hot women...actually women at all...do not exist on the internet so no one will believe you if you tell them.
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Will the dollar and all currency cease to be and all debts forgiven within the next year?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24532632


The dollar will drag on and on and on and someday you will say, "but that's not possible, it's not even backed by anything anymore". But then you will realize that it never was, never in your entire lifetime, and yet it has continued to drag on.
As for debts, those will become centralized and will become inescapable and all errors within the system will be in their favour and never yours.
 Quoting: The Loophole


So, there is no reason to invest in metals?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24532632


Never keep all of your eggs in one basket..or one type of currency system.

Ever have one of those days when the power is out and the only thing you have on you is a worthless plastic card and you can't even get gas or a fucking latte?

Last Edited by Clarified Custard on 02/16/2013 06:51 PM
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God do I have a headache. Rum is a harsh friend.
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Schlong size?

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