I'm bored, ask me a question

What's a penny worth?

Not much, but if you have enough you can be neo-cool and make them into floor tiling.

Does heaven allow a dog to enter?

Well, recently one posting stated that fat cats have large dogs as employees. Now, since I am not a fat cat, but have in fact been employed by them one can only assume that I am a dog.

When I died for a few minutes I had an argument with the man at the pearly gates because the fucker wouldn't let me into heaven.

Thus I must conclude, that no, the bastards won't let dogs in.

What's a henway?

Why is the Kp index at 4 right now? What is affecting the interplanetary magnetic field right now?

Sorry,I wandered off in search of booze.
A hen weighs more with feathers.

I don't care.



We're all a little off course right now. The box our planet is packaged in is going back on the conveyor belt. I think I heard the packaging guy say something about a dud.

How did Noah get all the salt out of the fresh water lakes after God flodded the planet in a outrageous hissy fit?

He convinced the eaters that salt was the most delicious thing on earth. Thus the corporations began working overtime to saturate all food products with salt and they used their giant earth polluting machines to extract it from the lakes. When they realized they had extracted too much they created salt mines under Louisiana. One of those mines is currently imploding in a little place called Assumption Parish, named as such because Noah had falsely assumed that he had all of the answers, but the truth is that corporations are never the answer.

who will win the fa cup

Now you're just asking me to give up location, because of course my team will win.
I smite ye!

Did you escape the 'apartment with a fridge' level yet?

oldham?

I'm bored too.
Super bored.
Nothing on TV,
Life ain't fair, is it.

So far I've painted my nails about 5 times.

I hope there's no more doom. You think we'll have more doom?
I don't cope well.:monk222:

No.
But I upgraded the fridge to include these awesome things called mixers.

why do arse enterers afraid of fire and brimstone from sky falling down?

There will always be awesome doom on television but no doom locally. I wonder why is that. Maybe the television is simulated reality and real reality is just utterly boring.

Fire and brimstone hurt the worst when coming into contact with the sensitive skin of an arse.

Will the dollar and all currency cease to be and all debts forgiven within the next year?

No, that would be your club. You are confusing us for each other. I know we are all one in the greater plains of matrixy reality, but down here we are individuals.

The dollar will drag on and on and on and someday you will say, "but that's not possible, it's not even backed by anything anymore". But then you will realize that it never was, never in your entire lifetime, and yet it has continued to drag on.
As for debts, those will become centralized and will become inescapable and all errors within the system will be in their favour and never yours.

is that like "ouch"?

Are you a sexy and hot girl?

So, there is no reason to invest in metals?

Replace girl with woman, and yes. But according to internet legend, hot women...actually women at all...do not exist on the internet so no one will believe you if you tell them.

Never keep all of your eggs in one basket..or one type of currency system.

Ever have one of those days when the power is out and the only thing you have on you is a worthless plastic card and you can't even get gas or a fucking latte?

God do I have a headache. Rum is a harsh friend.

Schlong size?