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Wal-Mart DISASTER tonight, has finally gone down toilet... let me tell you about it

 
Astral Goat
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Wal-Mart DISASTER tonight, has finally gone down toilet... let me tell you about it
Ordered a table online to be picked up in store.

Had to go all the way to back of store, I go to register, FIVE IDIOTS all with iPhone earbuds in their ears and gang tattoos on their arms can't help me because they are ALL mysteriously on BREAK??

They think its funnY!

Yeah, real fuckin funny Snoop Dog.

So finally, I wait for like 10 minutes for them to find a push cart to move this table, and I say fuck it, I go in the back, GRAB the table myself, and walk out of the store.

WELCOME TO AMERICA!


Last Edited by Astral Goat on 02/16/2013 07:38 PM
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Serves you right for buying from the commie supporting bastards.
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Well, when your leaders ship all the jobs to China and the youth today are brought up today to "have a good time and fuck off", that's what you get
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Re: Wal-Mart DISASTER tonight, has finally gone down toilet... let me tell you about it
Having a Guinness right now to cool off.

My Irish blood can boil sometimes.

Last Edited by Astral Goat on 02/16/2013 07:41 PM
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I know what you've been doing...
I know why you hardly sleep...why you live alone...
and why night after night you sit at your computer...
You're looking for an answer...


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5a chill out old ass!
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5a chill out old ass!
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I'm not old! ARGH...

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Re: Wal-Mart DISASTER tonight, has finally gone down toilet... let me tell you about it
You could go back later on tonight and burn that fucking place down, or at least spray paint a big cock on the wall and take a big shit on the sidewalk in front of the main enterance.
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5a chill out old ass!
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I'm not old! ARGH...

:olderman:
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lol sorry just had to say it :)
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You could go back later on tonight and burn that fucking place down, or at least spray paint a big cock on the wall and take a big shit on the sidewalk in front of the main enterance.
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cruise
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FREE TRADE FREE TRADE!

Bullshit.
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5a chill out old ass!
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I'm not old! ARGH...

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Next time you use sie-to-store make sure it's a store not in the "hood".
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Well, when I ordered the table, that's where they decided to ship it.

I honestly wouldn't mind driving 1/2 hour away to a "nicer" one but oh well it's too late.
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We have had the same experience at our Walmart also. We waited for twenty minutes and finally just left. We went back the next day and still waited fifteen minutes until they finally got off their asses and went back to get it. Rude mother fuckers! We no longer anything to be shipped there!
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We have had the same experience at our Walmart also. We waited for twenty minutes and finally just left. We went back the next day and still waited fifteen minutes until they finally got off their asses and went back to get it. Rude mother fuckers! We no longer anything to be shipped there!
 Quoting: darkminded


clappa
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Well, I told a "certain" someone not to order from them again...
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and why night after night you sit at your computer...
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Re: Wal-Mart DISASTER tonight, has finally gone down toilet... let me tell you about it
We have had the same experience at our Walmart also. We waited for twenty minutes and finally just left. We went back the next day and still waited fifteen minutes until they finally got off their asses and went back to get it. Rude mother fuckers! We no longer anything to be shipped there!
 Quoting: darkminded


A walmart loading truck consists of everything just thrown into the back of the truck.

It looks like a childrens toy box.
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Re: Wal-Mart DISASTER tonight, has finally gone down toilet... let me tell you about it
Ordered a table online to be picked up in store.

Had to go all the way to back of store, I go to register, FIVE IDIOTS all with iPhone earbuds in their ears and gang tattoos on their arms can't help me because they are ALL mysteriously on BREAK??

They think its funnY!

Yeah, real fuckin funny Snoop Dog.

So finally, I wait for like 10 minutes for them to find a push cart to move this table, and I say fuck it, I go in the back, GRAB the table myself, and walk out of the store.

WELCOME TO AMERICA!

 Quoting: Astral Goat


You're lucky the alarms by the door didn't go off and then you could've spent another 2 hours in the security trying to explain yourself to a fat moran in uniform who probably wouldn't understand then he'd call the cops and they would take you in and book you for theft. By Monday morning you might be lucky to get home for a cup of coffee.

So, count your blessings mate.

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Moral of the story: You get what you pay for. Pay $25 for a coffee table and you get a shitty one delivered late. Pay 5$ an hour for labor, you get lazy negroids.
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Re: Wal-Mart DISASTER tonight, has finally gone down toilet... let me tell you about it
Ordered a table online to be picked up in store.

Had to go all the way to back of store, I go to register, FIVE IDIOTS all with iPhone earbuds in their ears and gang tattoos on their arms can't help me because they are ALL mysteriously on BREAK??

They think its funnY!

Yeah, real fuckin funny Snoop Dog.

So finally, I wait for like 10 minutes for them to find a push cart to move this table, and I say fuck it, I go in the back, GRAB the table myself, and walk out of the store.

WELCOME TO AMERICA!

 Quoting: Astral Goat


You're lucky the alarms by the door didn't go off and then you could've spent another 2 hours in the security trying to explain yourself to a fat moran in uniform who probably wouldn't understand then he'd call the cops and they would take you in and book you for theft. By Monday morning you might be lucky to get home for a cup of coffee.

So, count your blessings mate.

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Was already paid for it's mine.
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Re: Wal-Mart DISASTER tonight, has finally gone down toilet... let me tell you about it
Ordered a table online to be picked up in store.

Had to go all the way to back of store, I go to register, FIVE IDIOTS all with iPhone earbuds in their ears and gang tattoos on their arms can't help me because they are ALL mysteriously on BREAK??

They think its funnY!

Yeah, real fuckin funny Snoop Dog.

So finally, I wait for like 10 minutes for them to find a push cart to move this table, and I say fuck it, I go in the back, GRAB the table myself, and walk out of the store.

WELCOME TO AMERICA!

 Quoting: Astral Goat


You're lucky the alarms by the door didn't go off and then you could've spent another 2 hours in the security trying to explain yourself to a fat moran in uniform who probably wouldn't understand then he'd call the cops and they would take you in and book you for theft. By Monday morning you might be lucky to get home for a cup of coffee.

So, count your blessings mate.

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Was already paid for it's mine.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I understood that, however you were dealing with Walmart personnel.

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Re: Wal-Mart DISASTER tonight, has finally gone down toilet... let me tell you about it
Here is why this is bullshit.



Walmart doesn't hire males because they might have some leadership abilities and a low tolerance for exploitation. They might try to organize a union, or rally the eployees in some other undesirable way.

They sure as hell wouldn't have 5 employees of any gender anywhere in the store at one time.

The vast majority of Walmart employees are unmarried women with children who are hired to work part time for minimum wage for brief periods of time.

Ask yourself, have you EVER seen the same employees in a Walmart more than once?

The crap is thrown all over the place. There are boxes and pallets all over so you can't even walk. There is stuff piled precariously high and threatening to fall over and kill people. There is crazy music blasting, and some high pitched African American screaming over an intercom like Butterfly McQueen and Scarlet is about to deliver. The cashier is surly and almost always screws up the transaction. Then the person at Customer Service, where you have to go to try to straighten up the transaction, is surly.

Walmart is the government. Walmart is a distribution center owned and operated by the government.
Walmart doesn't care if you're happy. In fact, they hope you aren't so they don't have to employ many people to distribute the crap. They really don't want you there. They just have to keep you believing it's "business as usual."
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Here is why this is bullshit.



Walmart doesn't hire males because they might have some leadership abilities and a low tolerance for exploitation. They might try to organize a union, or rally the eployees in some other undesirable way.

They sure as hell wouldn't have 5 employees of any gender anywhere in the store at one time.

The vast majority of Walmart employees are unmarried women with children who are hired to work part time for minimum wage for brief periods of time.

Ask yourself, have you EVER seen the same employees in a Walmart more than once?

The crap is thrown all over the place. There are boxes and pallets all over so you can't even walk. There is stuff piled precariously high and threatening to fall over and kill people. There is crazy music blasting, and some high pitched African American screaming over an intercom like Butterfly McQueen and Scarlet is about to deliver. The cashier is surly and almost always screws up the transaction. Then the person at Customer Service, where you have to go to try to straighten up the transaction, is surly.

Walmart is the government. Walmart is a distribution center owned and operated by the government.
Walmart doesn't care if you're happy. In fact, they hope you aren't so they don't have to employ many people to distribute the crap. They really don't want you there. They just have to keep you believing it's "business as usual."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27253156


This.

Walmart will yell at a pregnant employee and force you too work past your posted time without overtime.

Force you too do jobs your not trained too do like putting a cart pusher on cashier.

Screw em.
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You guys live in some shit towns.

My local walmart has a lot of competent, nice people. Most are college kids, some are people down on their luck, some are bored retired people...but they almost all work hard, and the ones that don't eventually get fired.

I don't like to shop at Wal-Mart, but when I do, it's nothing like the way you people have described it...

Maybe because I live in a nice community.
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I like these stores that put a hefty woman of color, approximately 50 years of age, at the front door to check your reciept.

Fuck off, I already went over my checkout with the checkout person!

Stop trying to illegally detain me over things I already paid for.

I'd like to know exactly what happens if I blow right pass them and tell them to beat it.
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It is time to be a little less fancy - what I mean is, why didn't you just go ahead and build your own table? If a certain someone isn't happy with that, fill her in on America The Beautiful.
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You guys live in some shit towns.

My local walmart has a lot of competent, nice people. Most are college kids, some are people down on their luck, some are bored retired people...but they almost all work hard, and the ones that don't eventually get fired.

I don't like to shop at Wal-Mart, but when I do, it's nothing like the way you people have described it...

Maybe because I live in a nice community.
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You guys live in some shit towns.

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Haha true.

But screw walmart. They are the modern equivalent too coal mines of the 18th century.
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It is time to be a little less fancy - what I mean is, why didn't you just go ahead and build your own table? If a certain someone isn't happy with that, fill her in on America The Beautiful.
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It can turn out really beautiful.
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the NSA and FBI sharkwill be by to ask you some questions soon
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