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Wal-Mart DISASTER tonight, has finally gone down toilet... let me tell you about it

 
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Here is why this is bullshit.



Walmart doesn't hire males because they might have some leadership abilities and a low tolerance for exploitation. They might try to organize a union, or rally the eployees in some other undesirable way.

They sure as hell wouldn't have 5 employees of any gender anywhere in the store at one time.

The vast majority of Walmart employees are unmarried women with children who are hired to work part time for minimum wage for brief periods of time.

Ask yourself, have you EVER seen the same employees in a Walmart more than once?

The crap is thrown all over the place. There are boxes and pallets all over so you can't even walk. There is stuff piled precariously high and threatening to fall over and kill people. There is crazy music blasting, and some high pitched African American screaming over an intercom like Butterfly McQueen and Scarlet is about to deliver. The cashier is surly and almost always screws up the transaction. Then the person at Customer Service, where you have to go to try to straighten up the transaction, is surly.

Walmart is the government. Walmart is a distribution center owned and operated by the government.
Walmart doesn't care if you're happy. In fact, they hope you aren't so they don't have to employ many people to distribute the crap. They really don't want you there. They just have to keep you believing it's "business as usual."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27253156


Walmart treats their employees like shit on purpose. They want them to hate their jobs and say " fuck it, as soon as I find another job I'm outta here."

If it was a nice place to work the employees might begin thinking, "gee, if I could make just a dollar more an hour and get a dental plan I think I might really like to stay and work here for the rest of my life." That's when the unions have an in, and then Walmart's party is over.

When the unions show up now, nobody gives a shit because they know they won't be around long enough to ever see it happen, and don't care. That's exactly the way Walmart wants it.
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Not just Wally-Mart, the whole of society I'm beginning to think....Ended long time relationship with a local restaurant tonight over Drive-thru order.
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You guys live in some shit towns.

My local walmart has a lot of competent, nice people. Most are college kids, some are people down on their luck, some are bored retired people...but they almost all work hard, and the ones that don't eventually get fired.

I don't like to shop at Wal-Mart, but when I do, it's nothing like the way you people have described it...

Maybe because I live in a nice community.
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yes, because it's impossible to live in a community where most of the people are decent human beings...?
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good for you for going in the back and taking care of business.
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Ordered a table online to be picked up in store.

Had to go all the way to back of store, I go to register, FIVE IDIOTS all with iPhone earbuds in their ears and gang tattoos on their arms can't help me because they are ALL mysteriously on BREAK??

They think its funnY!

Yeah, real fuckin funny Snoop Dog.

So finally, I wait for like 10 minutes for them to find a push cart to move this table, and I say fuck it, I go in the back, GRAB the table myself, and walk out of the store.

WELCOME TO AMERICA!

 Quoting: Astral Goat


Stop bitching, just go somewhere else for shopping. You have the internet. Use it.
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Having a Guinness right now to cool off.

My Irish blood can boil sometimes.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


sue them for racism.
they wouldn't help you because they knew you wouldn't complain like an obese,loud,bitching black woman.
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Serves you right for buying from the commie supporting bastards.
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Here we go again... Is there anyone you btchs don't consider a commie?
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This is interesting, I just made a table for my family out of wood I got from lowes, less than 50 dollars for all the wood parts and and stain and oil. The table is beautiful and blows anything away from Walmart. Don't buy stuff from walmart, they are a big reason this country is going down the shitter.
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5a chill out old ass!
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YOUR world is going to be HELL filled with lazy stupid incompetent whining wastrels.

You have no idea just how shitting it is going to be. You made it that way, Bozo.
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There is crazy music blasting, and some high pitched African American screaming over an intercom like Butterfly McQueen and Scarlet is about to deliver.
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lmao lmao lmao
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Well, when I ordered the table, that's where they decided to ship it.

I honestly wouldn't mind driving 1/2 hour away to a "nicer" one but oh well it's too late.
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I know youre pissed dued, but honestly, you buying atable from walmart makes you part of the problem. why didnt you make your own fucking table; in the USA.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA


NOW DATS SOME FUNNY SHIT.


Here's what happened to me at my local walmart zombie experience.

I wanna buy a nice 21 speed mountain bike and I have to chase down a roving walmart associate. I manage to catch one walking about in a zombie state and say, hey man, I wanna buy a bike, can you help me.

Ya sure, which one you want, that one right there, ok. So I say I want it put together, sure no problem. It will be about half hour and I go, ya, good, ok.

I wander around and come back a half hour later and proceed to the back room where the guy assembled it. He's almost finished and I couldn't help but notice he had the front wheel on wrong since he turned the forks around so the shits backward.

I go, hey, the forks turned around backwards and the guy goes no, and I say ya.

Now he calls another guy over to get his expert opinion on whether the fork is backward and he seems to know a little something and says ya, it is.

Now a fucking supervisor shows up and says whats going on and the guy says nothing and then the supervisor tells the guy to do something else and I say no, I want my bike so I can get out of here and this guy has to turn the forks around before I take the bike.

This moron supervisor tells the guy don't do anything more and get it out of here and I go, no man, he has to turn those forks around and the supervisor goes no and I go ya and the supervisor is telling the guy to wrap it up and I tell the no you won't and to turn the forks around.

What a fucking show, I made him do the right thing even though the supervisor told him not to.

Can you believe that, yes you can.
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This is interesting, I just made a table for my family out of wood I got from lowes, less than 50 dollars for all the wood parts and and stain and oil. The table is beautiful and blows anything away from Walmart. Don't buy stuff from walmart, they are a big reason this country is going down the shitter.
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Yeah def thinking about doing stuff like this now I have the room

Post a pic of it
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I'm here now and it's a fuk=Din mess...there all incompetent and getting worse"tomeka line one"
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Serves Wal-mart right, forcing American manufacturing / outsourcing overseas. Now the very people Wal-mart wanted for customers offering lower prices do not have enough disposable income to shop. Wal-mart committed suicide by destroying American jobs and now they cry about it? Now with forced obummer care and more taxes, there will be greater disparity.


What a bunch of screwballs.
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I like these stores that put a hefty woman of color, approximately 50 years of age, at the front door to check your reciept.

Fuck off, I already went over my checkout with the checkout person!

Stop trying to illegally detain me over things I already paid for.

I'd like to know exactly what happens if I blow right pass them and tell them to beat it.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Nothing happens. When I used to shop at Walmart, I'd pretend to talk on my phone and totally ignore the door Nazi. They never said a word or sent anyone after me.
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I like these stores that put a hefty woman of color, approximately 50 years of age, at the front door to check your reciept.

Fuck off, I already went over my checkout with the checkout person!

Stop trying to illegally detain me over things I already paid for.

I'd like to know exactly what happens if I blow right pass them and tell them to beat it.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Nothing happens. When I used to shop at Walmart, I'd pretend to talk on my phone and totally ignore the door Nazi. They never said a word or sent anyone after me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31907650


I think it would be awesome if they tried to detain me in some way. Epic lawsuit.

They have no authority, at all, to stop you in any way shape or form.
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Serves Wal-mart right, forcing American manufacturing / outsourcing overseas. Now the very people Wal-mart wanted for customers offering lower prices do not have enough disposable income to shop. Wal-mart committed suicide by destroying American jobs and now they cry about it? Now with forced obummer care and more taxes, there will be greater disparity.


What a bunch of screwballs.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33755459


I remember when Walmart used to run the ads saying they buy American made products. So I'm doing a big shopping trip and have two carts full of stuff and I ask the store mgr where the American made umbrellas are, because the only ones I could find were made in China. He said they didn't have any American made ones. I said, "really? Well for your false advertising, you can just put all this shit away then and I'll go somewhere else". lol, the look on his face was priceless. And I couldn't find an American made umbrella anywhere! I finally picked one up in Gettysburg of all places.
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I like these stores that put a hefty woman of color, approximately 50 years of age, at the front door to check your reciept.

Fuck off, I already went over my checkout with the checkout person!

Stop trying to illegally detain me over things I already paid for.

I'd like to know exactly what happens if I blow right pass them and tell them to beat it.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Nothing happens. When I used to shop at Walmart, I'd pretend to talk on my phone and totally ignore the door Nazi. They never said a word or sent anyone after me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31907650


I think it would be awesome if they tried to detain me in some way. Epic lawsuit.

They have no authority, at all, to stop you in any way shape or form.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Right! That's why I just ignore them. I'm not going to go in there, give them my money and then be treated like a criminal. And I've stopped going there at all anymore because of their collaboration with the govt on this gun control stuff. Walmart is DEAD to me.
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You could go back later on tonight and burn that fucking place down, or at least spray paint a big cock on the wall and take a big shit on the sidewalk in front of the main enterance.
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That sounds like fun.lol!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA


NOW DATS SOME FUNNY SHIT.


Here's what happened to me at my local walmart zombie experience.

I wanna buy a nice 21 speed mountain bike and I have to chase down a roving walmart associate. I manage to catch one walking about in a zombie state and say, hey man, I wanna buy a bike, can you help me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18237036


Anyone who knows anything about mountain biking will tell you walmart is the absolute worst place you can get a bike, especially for mountain biking. The bikes sold there are absolute pieces of shit and will last you a month if that. You would have been much better off buying a used quality mountain bike off craigslist.
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I like these stores that put a hefty woman of color, approximately 50 years of age, at the front door to check your reciept.

Fuck off, I already went over my checkout with the checkout person!

Stop trying to illegally detain me over things I already paid for.

I'd like to know exactly what happens if I blow right pass them and tell them to beat it.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Nothing happens. When I used to shop at Walmart, I'd pretend to talk on my phone and totally ignore the door Nazi. They never said a word or sent anyone after me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31907650


I think it would be awesome if they tried to detain me in some way. Epic lawsuit.

They have no authority, at all, to stop you in any way shape or form.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Right! That's why I just ignore them. I'm not going to go in there, give them my money and then be treated like a criminal. And I've stopped going there at all anymore because of their collaboration with the govt on this gun control stuff. Walmart is DEAD to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31907650


Around here they have police backup throughout the store as well as by the door. Cops around here are notoriously corrupt and aren't likely to care if it's legal or not. You will be told "You'll get your charges at your arraignment!" while they conjure something up. It's just not worth getting my face smashed in for some cheap Chinese crap. I go out of my way to a different store that doesn't subject me to the cavity search.
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This is interesting, I just made a table for my family out of wood I got from lowes, less than 50 dollars for all the wood parts and and stain and oil. The table is beautiful and blows anything away from Walmart. Don't buy stuff from walmart, they are a big reason this country is going down the shitter.
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Lowes is owned by Wal-Mart.
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You got a gripe against WalMart slaves?

The State where I live it is reported the largest single user group of Wellfare, Public Assistance etc...

WalMart employees.

You should have offered $20.00 cash to the poor folks to help you.

Then send the Bill to WalMart.

Get a clue Pal?
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Here is why this is bullshit.



Walmart doesn't hire males because they might have some leadership abilities and a low tolerance for exploitation. They might try to organize a union, or rally the eployees in some other undesirable way.

They sure as hell wouldn't have 5 employees of any gender anywhere in the store at one time.

The vast majority of Walmart employees are unmarried women with children who are hired to work part time for minimum wage for brief periods of time.

Ask yourself, have you EVER seen the same employees in a Walmart more than once?

The crap is thrown all over the place. There are boxes and pallets all over so you can't even walk. There is stuff piled precariously high and threatening to fall over and kill people. There is crazy music blasting, and some high pitched African American screaming over an intercom like Butterfly McQueen and Scarlet is about to deliver. The cashier is surly and almost always screws up the transaction. Then the person at Customer Service, where you have to go to try to straighten up the transaction, is surly.

Walmart is the government. Walmart is a distribution center owned and operated by the government.
Walmart doesn't care if you're happy. In fact, they hope you aren't so they don't have to employ many people to distribute the crap. They really don't want you there. They just have to keep you believing it's "business as usual."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27253156


Okay that is one excellent use of a cultural reference, Butterfly McQueen, that really cracked me up, good one even though it was Melanie having the baby not Scarlett.

The rest of the post is very good too.
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This is interesting, I just made a table for my family out of wood I got from lowes, less than 50 dollars for all the wood parts and and stain and oil. The table is beautiful and blows anything away from Walmart. Don't buy stuff from walmart, they are a big reason this country is going down the shitter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31197155


Lowes is owned by Wal-Mart.
 Quoting: Rekutyn


Is it really? I never knew that. I don't shop at either one but still that's good to know.
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Here is why this is bullshit.



Walmart doesn't hire males because they might have some leadership abilities and a low tolerance for exploitation. They might try to organize a union, or rally the eployees in some other undesirable way.

They sure as hell wouldn't have 5 employees of any gender anywhere in the store at one time.

The vast majority of Walmart employees are unmarried women with children who are hired to work part time for minimum wage for brief periods of time.

Ask yourself, have you EVER seen the same employees in a Walmart more than once?

The crap is thrown all over the place. There are boxes and pallets all over so you can't even walk. There is stuff piled precariously high and threatening to fall over and kill people. There is crazy music blasting, and some high pitched African American screaming over an intercom like Butterfly McQueen and Scarlet is about to deliver. The cashier is surly and almost always screws up the transaction. Then the person at Customer Service, where you have to go to try to straighten up the transaction, is surly.

Walmart is the government. Walmart is a distribution center owned and operated by the government.
Walmart doesn't care if you're happy. In fact, they hope you aren't so they don't have to employ many people to distribute the crap. They really don't want you there. They just have to keep you believing it's "business as usual."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27253156


This.

Walmart will yell at a pregnant employee and force you too work past your posted time without overtime.

Force you too do jobs your not trained too do like putting a cart pusher on cashier.

Screw em.
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I am laughing so hard reading that, I always see the boxes piled 100 stacks high, just waiting to fall on someone

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Saw the other wal mart thread posted thought they'd get a kick out of this blast from the ass
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Ordered a table online to be picked up in store.

Had to go all the way to back of store, I go to register, FIVE IDIOTS all with iPhone earbuds in their ears and gang tattoos on their arms can't help me because they are ALL mysteriously on BREAK??

They think its funnY!

Yeah, real fuckin funny Snoop Dog.

So finally, I wait for like 10 minutes for them to find a push cart to move this table, and I say fuck it, I go in the back, GRAB the table myself, and walk out of the store.

WELCOME TO AMERICA!

 Quoting: Astral Goat


Stopped shopping at wal-mart 11 months ago and still streaking. Fuck wal-mart, and fuck you for still supporting them. Welcome to America, indeed.

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Ordered a table online to be picked up in store.

Had to go all the way to back of store, I go to register, FIVE IDIOTS all with iPhone earbuds in their ears and gang tattoos on their arms can't help me because they are ALL mysteriously on BREAK??

They think its funnY!

Yeah, real fuckin funny Snoop Dog.

So finally, I wait for like 10 minutes for them to find a push cart to move this table, and I say fuck it, I go in the back, GRAB the table myself, and walk out of the store.

WELCOME TO AMERICA!

 Quoting: Astral Goat


Stopped shopping at wal-mart 11 months ago and still streaking. Fuck wal-mart, and fuck you for still supporting them. Welcome to America, indeed.

bushfing
 Quoting: Widespread Franklin


This was months ago ass
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There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.

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