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I'm a dairy farmer. Ask me a question

 
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I'm a dairy farmer. Ask me a question
Ask away motha fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
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02/16/2013 09:42 PM
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is it true milking the utter is like jacking a cow off?
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where you located?
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02/16/2013 09:43 PM
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Do you like milking those milkers???
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is it true milking the utter is like jacking a cow off?
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Or pumping rather, think of a mom getting her breasts pumped.
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02/16/2013 09:44 PM
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Re: I'm a dairy farmer. Ask me a question
Ever drink raw milk, is it good, does it taste better than galloned milk?
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Are your dairy cows grass fed?
If so, does grass fed dairy taste differently than commercial grain fed?
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Crop outlook? What's ya soil like?
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I'm located in Michigan. I guess it's like jacking off a cow if you do it by hand. Most farms use vacuum milkers now. I'm guessing only the really small farms or amish farms still do it by hand though.
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Aren't vegetarians the most vile people on the earth? I mean, they have no problem molesting cows and eating and drinking that sh*t!
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Ever drink raw milk, is it good, does it taste better than galloned milk?
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Raw milk is delicious. Ironically I'm not a milk fan, but I do enjoy the occasional glass straight from the cow. We have a massive super cooler that turns it from body temperature to 38 degrees in seconds. It's much better than from the store.
Milk is for deadly
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How much longer before the Milk Board comes in and shuts you down you CRIMINAL!?
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Are your dairy cows grass fed?
If so, does grass fed dairy taste differently than commercial grain fed?
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Our cows are not grass fed, but they do have a very specific diet to maximize milk production. It's a hay/corn silage diet with soybean, corn gluten, some grass, and various minerals. We milk over 700 cows and have about 1500 cows total on our farm. Way too many cows to roam in a pasture and eat a strictly grass based diet.
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How much longer before the Milk Board comes in and shuts you down you CRIMINAL!?
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I have no idea what you're talking about. What is this Milk Board you are referring to?
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02/16/2013 09:49 PM
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Do you use RBST?
Shut em down!
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[link to www.youtube.com]




Submit.
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02/16/2013 09:50 PM
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Yeah, I have a fucking question. You are a dairy man, but you might still have the answer. Where the fuck are all the meat cows?? MOOOO.....

I mean we must eat about the equivalent of a million cows a day in the US. Where are these mother fuckers located? I have traveled far and wide on the US roadways. I see dairy farms, but not many eaters. Yeah, I know, Texas, Nebraska, blah, blah, blah. Are we eating horse or Chinese cattle?
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Crop outlook? What's ya soil like?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 24532632


It's winter so we obviously don't have any crops in the ground right now besides our alfalfa, but last year was really, REALLY bad. A lot of the smaller farms unfortunately went under, especially if they couldn't afford crop insurance.

We've been getting a lot of precipitation this winter in my location of Michigan, and our drought level is back to normal. I hear in the central plains they are in big trouble. From all the meetings I've been at this winter it's looking like corn prices will go up, which means food prices will be on the rise. It's a legitimate concern.
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Do you use RBST?
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We did use BST many years ago, but we stopped using it about 6 or 7 years ago. I'm not sure if it's technically banned in Michigan or not, but we stopped using it and so did all the farmers I know of around here.
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Re: I'm a dairy farmer. Ask me a question
Yeah, I have a fucking question. You are a dairy man, but you might still have the answer. Where the fuck are all the meat cows?? MOOOO.....

I mean we must eat about the equivalent of a million cows a day in the US. Where are these mother fuckers located? I have traveled far and wide on the US roadways. I see dairy farms, but not many eaters. Yeah, I know, Texas, Nebraska, blah, blah, blah. Are we eating horse or Chinese cattle?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30912754


...It's the other red meat... horse, donkey, mule, etc.
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Yeah, I have a fucking question. You are a dairy man, but you might still have the answer. Where the fuck are all the meat cows?? MOOOO.....

I mean we must eat about the equivalent of a million cows a day in the US. Where are these mother fuckers located? I have traveled far and wide on the US roadways. I see dairy farms, but not many eaters. Yeah, I know, Texas, Nebraska, blah, blah, blah. Are we eating horse or Chinese cattle?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30912754


There's a couple larger beef farms around me, but I'm assuming most are in the south.
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Re: I'm a dairy farmer. Ask me a question
Do your milkshakes bring all the boys to your yard?
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02/16/2013 09:55 PM
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I'm not going to take the 15 minutes to watch that, but if you want to summarize it for me I'll give you my opinion on the matter.
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02/16/2013 09:56 PM
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Re: I'm a dairy farmer. Ask me a question
We produce about 57,000 pounds of milk per day, which is roughly 6627 gallons of milk every day.
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02/16/2013 09:58 PM
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Aren't vegetarians the most vile people on the earth? I mean, they have no problem molesting cows and eating and drinking that sh*t!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26050784


It's not molesting if they have to get the milk out, you sound like a bit of a freak yourself.
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Re: I'm a dairy farmer. Ask me a question
Yeah, I have a fucking question. You are a dairy man, but you might still have the answer. Where the fuck are all the meat cows?? MOOOO.....

I mean we must eat about the equivalent of a million cows a day in the US. Where are these mother fuckers located? I have traveled far and wide on the US roadways. I see dairy farms, but not many eaters. Yeah, I know, Texas, Nebraska, blah, blah, blah. Are we eating horse or Chinese cattle?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30912754


There's a couple larger beef farms around me, but I'm assuming most are in the south.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33832088


Thanks for that, but I was hoping for a bit more. Ah, I'll go google "where's the beef"
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02/16/2013 09:58 PM
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Re: I'm a dairy farmer. Ask me a question
Yeah, I have a fucking question. You are a dairy man, but you might still have the answer. Where the fuck are all the meat cows?? MOOOO.....

I mean we must eat about the equivalent of a million cows a day in the US. Where are these mother fuckers located? I have traveled far and wide on the US roadways. I see dairy farms, but not many eaters. Yeah, I know, Texas, Nebraska, blah, blah, blah. Are we eating horse or Chinese cattle?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30912754


There's a couple larger beef farms around me, but I'm assuming most are in the south.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33832088


Thanks for that, but I was hoping for a bit more. Ah, I'll go google "where's the beef"
GFX guy

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02/16/2013 09:58 PM
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Are your dairy cows grass fed?
If so, does grass fed dairy taste differently than commercial grain fed?
 Quoting: GFX guy


Our cows are not grass fed, but they do have a very specific diet to maximize milk production. It's a hay/corn silage diet with soybean, corn gluten, some grass, and various minerals. We milk over 700 cows and have about 1500 cows total on our farm. Way too many cows to roam in a pasture and eat a strictly grass based diet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33832088


Thanks for the answer. That's some serious farmin'
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02/16/2013 09:59 PM
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We produce about 57,000 pounds of milk per day, which is roughly 6627 gallons of milk every day.
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If got a second cow, you could make twice that much!
Anonymous Coward
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02/16/2013 10:00 PM
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Re: I'm a dairy farmer. Ask me a question
What do you feed the cows?
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02/16/2013 10:00 PM
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Re: I'm a dairy farmer. Ask me a question
Do you know of Joel Salatin?
I'd like to hear what you think about a farmer like him, from your perspective.

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