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Nobel Committee Asks Obama “Nicely” To Return Peace Prize

 
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I didn't know about this

Wonder if he will heed the call ?

Thorbjorn Jagland, chairman of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee, said today that President Obama “really ought to consider” returning his Nobel Peace Prize Medal immediately, including the “really nice” case it came in.

Jagland, flanked by the other four members of the Committee, said they’d never before asked for the return of a Peace Prize, “even from a damnable war-criminal like Kissinger,” but that the 10% drawdown in US troops in Afghanistan the President announced last week capped a period of “non-Peace-Prize-winner-type behavior” in 2011. “Guantanamo’s still open. There's bombing Libya. There's blowing bin Laden away rather than putting him on trial. Now a few US troops go home, but the US will be occupying Afghanistan until 2014 and beyond. Don’t even get me started on Yemen!”

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lol
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Not to mention dork sending troops to 35 different african countries....
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I don't know how they could have been so stupid in the first place.....
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and I just wanted to add:

lmao
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This lieing deceiving, backstabbing, obamination should return it ASAP, with a full apology.bump
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I believe he received it in kind of a see what we can do, from his handlers.
He's a joke and his cabinet is too, and so is the Peace Prize since the time he was even nominated and received it.
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funny!
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They have more chance of him sending a drone over than sending that back.

Suckers.
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I didn't know about this

Wonder if he will heed the call ?

Thorbjorn Jagland, chairman of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee, said today that President Obama “really ought to consider” returning his Nobel Peace Prize Medal immediately, including the “really nice” case it came in.

Jagland, flanked by the other four members of the Committee, said they’d never before asked for the return of a Peace Prize, “even from a damnable war-criminal like Kissinger,” but that the 10% drawdown in US troops in Afghanistan the President announced last week capped a period of “non-Peace-Prize-winner-type behavior” in 2011. “Guantanamo’s still open. There's bombing Libya. There's blowing bin Laden away rather than putting him on trial. Now a few US troops go home, but the US will be occupying Afghanistan until 2014 and beyond. Don’t even get me started on Yemen!”

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Ha ha, it's a joke article.
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Don't forget the cruise missiles he sent over Libya.

Norway emboldened him. They are partly responsible.

All his drones belong to them.
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I didn't know about this

Wonder if he will heed the call ?

Thorbjorn Jagland, chairman of the Nobel Peace Prize Committee, said today that President Obama “really ought to consider” returning his Nobel Peace Prize Medal immediately, including the “really nice” case it came in.

Jagland, flanked by the other four members of the Committee, said they’d never before asked for the return of a Peace Prize, “even from a damnable war-criminal like Kissinger,” but that the 10% drawdown in US troops in Afghanistan the President announced last week capped a period of “non-Peace-Prize-winner-type behavior” in 2011. “Guantanamo’s still open. There's bombing Libya. There's blowing bin Laden away rather than putting him on trial. Now a few US troops go home, but the US will be occupying Afghanistan until 2014 and beyond. Don’t even get me started on Yemen!”

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Ha ha, it's a joke article.
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So was the prize.
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02/17/2013 10:18 AM
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Might as well ask him to stop his morning BJ by this white 'Physical trainer'.
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02/17/2013 10:19 AM
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Joke or not after OBLABLA...... the noobler pees prize went down in its importance by huge margin.
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Might as well ask him to stop his morning BJ by this white 'Physical trainer'.
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Whaaa? Reagie low is numba one nomo?
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I WISH it were true. Still, it is only wishful thinking.
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Can't forget about Fast and Furious and Breitbart
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Mah Prize
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Why the fuck did they give it to him in the first place? oh yeah cuz he's black and we live in Libtardland.
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The whole Peace Prize thing was an embarrassment from the beginning.

Oh wait, Obummer is an embarrassment from the beginning.
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Man that would be the best news if it were true

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funny!
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Exactly! It IS satire.
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I don't know how they could have been so stupid in the first place.....
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Ya think it might effect their credibility by giving it before he even got started? And since has done nothing but pass draconian style legislation, mandating everything. Sending guns into Mexico. Having his own people stripped of their rights to speak or own guns. Mandatory RFID chipping of everyone. Yeah sounds like Gandhi for sure.ogrrr Even looks peaceful.
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They were stupid enough to award it to him when he hadn't even done anything to earn it yet.

Wasn't he barely in office when he got it?
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Kind of like Ben Bernake getting Time Magazine's Man of the Year. When I hear of these things, I think: WTF! Man of the Year? Seriously? Crook of the Year more like.
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They are all mentally ill beasts that award prizes to each other and get all all hurt when God comes down and tells them I think your titles, jobs, prizes and awards are completely fake.
I mean just look at the people these people nominate.
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