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Am I the Perfect boyfriend or a perfect nightmare? Ladies you be the judge.

 
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Am I the Perfect boyfriend or a perfect nightmare? Ladies you be the judge.
I am a young guy in my 20Ďs, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I donít mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I donít like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and thatís only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I donít want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
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Amazing...that you even have to come to this website and post this ridiculous question.

Apparently...you believe you are a perfect boyfriend.

Astutely....most women will think you are a perfect nightmare.

hiding and good luck with that.
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Excuse us imperfect husbands dipshit
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Ether way, you believe yourself to be perfect. Not a judgement, just an observation.
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I am a young guy in my 20Ďs, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I donít mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I donít like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and thatís only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I donít want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
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when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave,
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Neither your GF nor anyone else will ever be able to make themselves at home on your land.

As long as you believe your way to be the only proper way, your way will be tread in solitude.

I doubt there is one who would see you as perfect for her as long as what's quoted remains to be seen.
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02/17/2013 07:27 PM
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Well, I wouldn't deal with you. In fact, I'd make it a point to steer clear.
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02/17/2013 07:28 PM
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You had me up until you said you are a dictator running a dictatorship. Good luck with that.
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Re: Am I the Perfect boyfriend or a perfect nightmare? Ladies you be the judge.
Ether way, you believe yourself to be perfect. Not a judgement, just an observation.
 Quoting: zyondra


i know i may not be the perfect boyfriend for most but i am the perfect person for what i want to get out of life.
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You sound like a TOTAL NIGHTMARE.
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I mean what you've said so far sounds reasonable...


But I bet there's way way more weird little rules that are a 'must' in your eyes that would send most chicks running...


Not because they're bitches, but because they'd just be offended by what you expect of them.


My suggestion is, get a nice foreign girl who doesn't speak your language. And preferably deaf/mute.
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02/17/2013 07:31 PM
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Well, I like the first paragraph. If I were a woman I would totally marry you. lol.

But the 2nd paragraph makes you look like a psycho. If I were the same woman above who married you, and you acted like guy in the 2nd paragraph, I would probably beat the shit out of you with a baseball bat for being a docuhbag.

hf
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Things were starting to sound pretty good, but the 'dictatorship' part kinda ruined your case.

Not that you shouldn't be able to run your property the way you want, but to expect to 'own' others when they step foot on your land is - well - a deal breaker.
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Find a girl into this:
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
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Well, I like the first paragraph. If I were a woman I would totally marry you. lol.

But the 2nd paragraph makes you look like a psycho. If I were the same woman above who married you, and you acted like guy in the 2nd paragraph, I would probably beat the shit out of you with a baseball bat for being a docuhbag.

hf
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Haha - yep.

Started good, and then went downhill.
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Re: Am I the Perfect boyfriend or a perfect nightmare? Ladies you be the judge.
I am a young guy in my 20Ďs, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I donít mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I donít like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and thatís only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I donít want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


Insecure control freak.......only an insecure girl will go along with all that bolded above. All of the second paragraph is pathetic, but the bolded part is the worst.

There are no dictators in a healthy marriage or co-existance. There are equal partners that respect, love and care for eachother.

You're looking for a slave, not a mature secure woman for a partnership.

Pity.
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Re: Am I the Perfect boyfriend or a perfect nightmare? Ladies you be the judge.
I am a young guy in my 20Ďs, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I donít mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I donít like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and thatís only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I donít want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


Insecure control freak.......only an insecure girl will go along with all that bolded above. All of the second paragraph is pathetic, but the bolded part is the worst.

There are no dictators in a healthy marriage or co-existance. There are equal partners that respect, love and care for eachother.

You're looking for a slave, not a mature secure woman for a partnership.

Pity.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Actually, up until 5 minutes ago I was thinking the same until the poster above posted this.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Now I`m not so sure....hmmmmm....
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I am a young guy in my 20Ďs, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I donít mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I donít like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and thatís only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I donít want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


Insecure control freak.......only an insecure girl will go along with all that bolded above. All of the second paragraph is pathetic, but the bolded part is the worst.

There are no dictators in a healthy marriage or co-existance. There are equal partners that respect, love and care for eachother.

You're looking for a slave, not a mature secure woman for a partnership.

Pity.
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


Actually, up until 5 minutes ago I was thinking the same until the poster above posted this.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Now I`m not so sure....hmmmmm....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1711362


I find that disgusting, abnormal, sick and unhealthy......but whatever floats a person's boat.
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You had me up until you said you are a dictator running a dictatorship. Good luck with that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5542489


You love your parents donít you? All good parents are dictators! In a democratic family with 3 kids you will be having ice-cream and candy for dinner every night.

Sadly their are 3 main thing that will collapse a hippy type communes faster than anything else: money, decision making and sex. I can take care of money, sex is not a problem and that just leaves decision making of which I have taken care of.
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OP are you talking bout SIMS?
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it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave.
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I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I donít want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221



Point the first: it is a bit skeevy that you're asking for advice regarding a potential partner and you are slipping into parental/boss language. A girlfriend is not an employee, nor is she a child to be looked after. She's your GIRLFRIEND.

It's great that you want to "love her for her," but what if that "her" involves wanting to wear tinted lip balm and a little mascara? Just cause it makes her feel good, or it is something she has been doing since she was 14 and it is an ingrained habit.

Basically, I am going to say this as plainly as possible because many people seem to miss the point: her body? Her rules.

If she wants to wear make up for whatever reason, guess what? She gets to! BECAUSE IT IS HER BODY. If she wants to run around your magical wonderland of a farm in 5 in platform pumps...well, honestly, that's asking for a broken ankle. But it's her brain-dead decision to make.

Last Edited by JennD on 02/17/2013 07:43 PM
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I mean what you've said so far sounds reasonable...


But I bet there's way way more weird little rules that are a 'must' in your eyes that would send most chicks running...


 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I take in a lot of homeless people. I do not allow drugs, and i have a golden rule that everyone (including me) must follow: To each according to his needs, from each according to his ability.
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Things were starting to sound pretty good, but the 'dictatorship' part kinda ruined your case.

Not that you shouldn't be able to run your property the way you want, but to expect to 'own' others when they step foot on your land is - well - a deal breaker.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9014106


i do not own others, but i will not stand for anyone stuffing up all my hard work!
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You had me up until you said you are a dictator running a dictatorship. Good luck with that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5542489


You love your parents donít you? All good parents are dictators! In a democratic family with 3 kids you will be having ice-cream and candy for dinner every night.

Sadly their are 3 main thing that will collapse a hippy type communes faster than anything else: money, decision making and sex. I can take care of money, sex is not a problem and that just leaves decision making of which I have taken care of.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


If you really want to be a benevolent dictator - maybe you should rethink your decision not to have children (and fight it out with the government who will want to control and influence them.) Otherwise, goodluck with finding a female that *cough* has gone out of fashion.
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Actually, up until 5 minutes ago I was thinking the same until the poster above posted this.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Now I`m not so sure....hmmmmm....


I find that disgusting, abnormal, sick and unhealthy......but whatever floats a person's boat.


i agree with you on that one.
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Actually, up until 5 minutes ago I was thinking the same until the poster above posted this.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Now I`m not so sure....hmmmmm....
 Quoting: idk


I find that disgusting, abnormal, sick and unhealthy......but whatever floats a person's boat.
 Quoting: idk


i agree with you on that one.
 Quoting: OP


Oh come on. It's a woman that likes a dictator and dirt. It's perfect.
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You love your parents donít you? All good parents are dictators! In a democratic family with 3 kids you will be having ice-cream and candy for dinner every night.

Sadly their are 3 main thing that will collapse a hippy type communes faster than anything else: money, decision making and sex. I can take care of money, sex is not a problem and that just leaves decision making of which I have taken care of.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


You sound like such a tool
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it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave.
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I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I donít want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221

 Quoting: JennD


Point the first: it is a bit skeevy that you're asking for advice regarding a potential partner and you are slipping into parental/boss language. A girlfriend is not an employee, nor is she a child to be looked after. She's your GIRLFRIEND.

It's great that you want to "love her for her," but what if that "her" involves wanting to wear tinted lip balm and a little mascara? Just cause it makes her feel good, or it is something she has been doing since she was 14 and it is an ingrained habit.

Basically, I am going to say this as plainly as possible because many people seem to miss the point: her body? Her rules.

If she wants to wear make up for whatever reason, guess what? She gets to! BECAUSE IT IS HER BODY. If she wants to run around your magical wonderland of a farm in 5 in platform pumps...well, honestly, that's asking for a broken ankle. But it's her brain-dead decision to make.


i agree her body her rules, i wouldnt dream of stoping her but i will tell how i feel about it and i wont have anything to do with it.
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I am a young guy in my 20Ďs, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I donít mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I donít like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and thatís only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I donít want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


Count how many times you said "I"
You are a narcissist.
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Too young.
Girls like restaurants.
No intellect likes to be bossed.
You'll get it later.

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