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Am I the Perfect boyfriend or a perfect nightmare? Ladies you be the judge.

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/17/2013 08:03 PM
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Too young.
Girls like restaurants.
No intellect likes to be bossed.
You'll get it later.
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Women like restaurants. Especially wives of dictators that expect them to cook. Cooking all of the time blows.
Anonymous Coward
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02/17/2013 08:05 PM
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Ether way, you believe yourself to be perfect. Not a judgement, just an observation.
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either way he needs some counseling.
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02/17/2013 08:06 PM
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Perfect dumbass.
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02/17/2013 08:07 PM
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I am a young guy in my 20Ďs, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I donít mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I donít like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and thatís only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I donít want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


You started out well... and congratulations for the position you have worked your way into.

However, you are sounding a bit like a control freak, who always wants his own way.

Maybe you are looking for a door mat rather than a girlfriend.

peace
IndygoGh0st

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02/17/2013 08:10 PM
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Jim Jones?

Do you plan on making your commune into a little town - of which you are the prime leader?

- IndygoGh0st
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/17/2013 08:12 PM
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I mean what you've said so far sounds reasonable...


But I bet there's way way more weird little rules that are a 'must' in your eyes that would send most chicks running...


 Quoting: Mister Obvious


I take in a lot of homeless people. I do not allow drugs, and i have a golden rule that everyone (including me) must follow: To each according to his needs, from each according to his ability.
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I donít do Christmas, Easter, thanks giving, valentines day, birth days, mothers day, fathers day, anniversaries, baby showers, weddings or anything else similar. I wont stop others but at the same time I wont take part in them. Why you may ask? Because I donít believe it getting someone a present just for the sake of getting them a present because its what everyone else does. If you love someone and give them presents anytime of the year you tend to put a lot more thought into them, but that doesnít fit in with capitalism.
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02/17/2013 08:14 PM
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Too young to understand! Good luck with that OP!!!
Anonymous Coward
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02/17/2013 08:16 PM
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You are clearly not as tolerant as you claim to be.

OP: Hello possible girlfriend. If you come on my land you will do exactly as I say because I make the rules.

Possible Girlfriend: Fuck off...
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Too young.
Girls like restaurants.
No intellect likes to be bossed.
You'll get it later.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33283057


Women like restaurants. Especially wives of dictators that expect them to cook. Cooking all of the time blows.
 Quoting: The Loophole


i do most of the cooking myself tounge, i cook for anywhere from 3-15 people every night.
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02/17/2013 08:17 PM
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I am a young guy in my 20Ďs, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I donít mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I donít like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and thatís only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I donít want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


Trust fund kid... eh?
Anonymous Coward
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02/17/2013 08:19 PM
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when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


Neither your GF nor anyone else will ever be able to make themselves at home on your land.

As long as you believe your way to be the only proper way, your way will be tread in solitude.

I doubt there is one who would see you as perfect for her as long as what's quoted remains to be seen.
 Quoting: Deaf Cat in the Blue Hat


When everyone is in charge, NOBODY is in charge.

Even the universe needs a leader.



If the person who OWNS the land is not allowed to lead... then WHO??
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/17/2013 08:32 PM
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You are clearly not as tolerant as you claim to be.

OP: Hello possible girlfriend. If you come on my land you will do exactly as I say because I make the rules.

Possible Girlfriend: Fuck off...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34146938


Its more decision making and safety on the farm than anything else. If I show someone how to do something a certain way itís because I am giving them the benefit of my experience. Awhile ago I showed someone how to milk the goats, with out saying anything he thought his way was better and 3 of the goats got Mastitis, I could of explained to him that if he didnít do it the way I showed him they may get mastitis but I shouldnít have to, if I had to explain myself every time I showed someone how to do something than all I would ever do is talk and never get anything done.
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02/17/2013 08:36 PM
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I am a young guy in my 20Ďs, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I donít mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I donít like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and thatís only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I donít want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


Trust fund kid... eh?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34370993


no. i was homeschooled from the age of 13, unlike most i was tought how to think not what to think! like i said i am perfect for what i want.
LittleMissDictator
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02/17/2013 08:36 PM

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Hey look!

<========

I'm a Dictator too.



whip
"Start giving, and see the JOY in giving"
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/17/2013 08:37 PM
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When everyone is in charge, NOBODY is in charge.

Even the universe needs a leader.



If the person who OWNS the land is not allowed to lead... then WHO??


well said.
Anonymous Coward
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02/17/2013 08:40 PM
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If I was on your land and you started "dictating" to me, you'd have a problem. You're weak and pathetic.
zyondra

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02/17/2013 08:41 PM
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Danger Will Robinson, Danger,danger ROBOTdance
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/17/2013 08:42 PM
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If I was on your land and you started "dictating" to me, you'd have a problem. You're weak and pathetic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34524526


i listen to all sugestions but if someone truly doesnt like the way i do things than they can leave.
Anonymous Coward
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02/17/2013 08:43 PM
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If I was on your land and you started "dictating" to me, you'd have a problem. You're weak and pathetic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34524526


i listen to all sugestions but if someone truly doesnt like the way i do things than they can leave.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


You need a lesson in humility.
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02/17/2013 08:44 PM
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What sort of a pathetic excuse for a human being comes on a conspiracy website and asks questions like this?

Sad.
TheAmericanCancerSoci​etySucks

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02/17/2013 08:46 PM
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Ether way, you believe yourself to be perfect. Not a judgement, just an observation.
 Quoting: zyondra


i know i may not be the perfect boyfriend for most but i am the perfect person for what i want to get out of life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


You're perfect for you - just not anyone else, as you've just pointed out with your own words above.

Last Edited by TheAmericanCancerSocietySucks on 02/17/2013 08:47 PM
Author, inventor, disorganizer. Let's disorganize the American Cancer Society.
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What sort of a pathetic excuse for a human being comes on a conspiracy website and asks questions like this?

Sad.
 Quoting: mikebo2


He's from Australia. Those people are arrogant, ignorant, and ultimately wastes of space. If Australia sunk into the ocean, the entire world would continue to spin and we'd mourn the loss of KANGAROOS!
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02/17/2013 08:49 PM
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If I was on your land and you started "dictating" to me, you'd have a problem. You're weak and pathetic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34524526


i listen to all sugestions but if someone truly doesnt like the way i do things than they can leave.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


You need a lesson in humility.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34524526


if the whole thing crashes than i am the only person at falt but it hasnt crashed yet so i must be doing something right!
i help a lot of people and a lot of people help me to help more.
TheAmericanCancerSoci​etySucks

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I am a young guy in my 20Ďs, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I donít mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I donít like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and thatís only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I donít want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


Count how many times you said "I"
You are a narcissist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34559884


Bingo.

Second to "I" is "my."

It's very hard to cure narcissism.
Author, inventor, disorganizer. Let's disorganize the American Cancer Society.
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I am a young guy in my 20Ďs, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I donít mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I donít like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and thatís only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I donít want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


You need a slave who also has sex with you. Does not sound like you are looking for a relationship based on mutual love and respect.
Anonymous Coward
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02/17/2013 08:56 PM
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Excuse us imperfect husbands :dipshit:
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cruise
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02/17/2013 08:57 PM
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OP, really, are you gay ??

wtf
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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I am a young guy in my 20Ďs, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I donít mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I donít like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and thatís only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I donít want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


Count how many times you said "I"
You are a narcissist.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34559884


Bingo.

Second to "I" is "my."

It's very hard to cure narcissism.
 Quoting: TheAmericanCancerSocietySucks


i do not have NPD, how can i describe myself in this thread without sayind "I" and "MY"?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/17/2013 08:59 PM
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OP, really, are you gay ??

wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19315397


no i am not gay, not that their is anything wrong with that.
Anonymous Coward
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02/17/2013 09:08 PM
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OP, really, are you gay ??

wtf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19315397


no i am not gay, not that their is anything wrong with that.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


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