Am I the Perfect boyfriend or a perfect nightmare? Ladies you be the judge.

Actually, up until 5 minutes ago I was thinking the same until the poster above posted this.
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Now I`m not so sure....hmmmmm....

I find that disgusting, abnormal, sick and unhealthy......but whatever floats a person's boat.

i agree with you on that one.

So, you agree that your perfect mate is one who is willing to subject to a disgusting, abnormal, sick, unhealthy relationship.

Do you see where the thought's heading, OP?

I am a young guy in my 20‘s, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I don’t mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I don’t like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and that’s only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I don’t want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.

I am a young guy in my 20‘s, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I don’t mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I don’t like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and that’s only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I don’t want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.

Ooh, you really need to look at how SCARY you are!

If you deny a woman the right to wear make-up, how
are you any different than those Iranian Mullahs who ride
around in vans and arrest women who have make-up on?

Seriously, one of my favorite pastimes is putting on make-up!

You are already so controlling that it would be really hard to be
in a relationship with you.

Sounds good to me although It does sound like there might be a lot of outdoor hard work involved.I would not want to be pressured into hard labor everyday.With my bf,I can do chores whenever I feel like it,and if I don't feel like it hes fine with that.

Quoting OPwhen my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave,


^^what exactly do you tell them to do??

Well, I'm a guy...and you sound just great to me. I too have a farm and run the place to my liking. Too bad you're not on my side of the fence.

I mean what you've said so far sounds reasonable...


But I bet there's way way more weird little rules that are a 'must' in your eyes that would send most chicks running...


Not because they're bitches, but because they'd just be offended by what you expect of them.


My suggestion is, get a nice foreign girl who doesn't speak your language. And preferably deaf/mute.

I am a young guy in my 20‘s, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I don’t mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I don’t like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and that’s only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I don’t want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.

thank you. if she can not do outdoors stuff than she can help with other stuff if she feels up to it. their is never a dull moment. no one is force to do anything they dont want to.

the best and safe way how to do farm stuff on my farm, i know my land better than anyone else, my farm/commune is my lifes work.
if they are interested i tell them how to do things like plant trees, milk the goats, improve the soil, fenceing, building houses, preserving food ect....

Well then, ya that sounds perfect to me.

There is no "perfect" boyfriend. They all have their faults and imperfections.

i do not have NPD, how can i describe myself in this thread without sayind "I" and "MY"?

i do not have NPD, how can i describe myself in this thread without sayind "I" and "MY"?

I am a young guy in my 20‘s, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I don’t mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I don’t like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and that’s only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I don’t want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.

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I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but ... when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, ... I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful,...