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Am I the Perfect boyfriend or a perfect nightmare? Ladies you be the judge.

 
TheAmericanCancerSoci​etySucks

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Ether way, you believe yourself to be perfect. Not a judgement, just an observation.
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i know i may not be the perfect boyfriend for most but i am the perfect person for what i want to get out of life.
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Uses the personal pronoun "I" 4 times in one sentence. Bonus points for referring to oneself as the perfect person in the very same sentence.
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Ether way, you believe yourself to be perfect. Not a judgement, just an observation.
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i know i may not be the perfect boyfriend for most but i am the perfect person for what i want to get out of life.
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Uses the personal pronoun "I" 4 times in one sentence. Bonus points for referring to oneself as the perfect person in the very same sentence.
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laugh
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02/18/2013 05:38 AM
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OP are you talking bout SIMS?
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rofl
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02/18/2013 05:58 AM
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20 and own land where woop woop ay... reading your post I can understand why you are alone...try a farmer wants a wife LOL.. you are fake as and worthless a girls worst nightmare after dating you for 6months.
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does the first paragraph count for anything?
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does the first paragraph count for anything?
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Yes, it does.I think you should be fine but you might have a hard time finding a girl thats willing to dedicate herself to all the hard work a farm involves.
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02/18/2013 06:46 AM
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Your father must have been a champion douche to you as you was growing up... Abusive tendencies regardless how you try cover them up with nice words of how you aren't "evil". Your subconscious knows when you gain that control you can change how you act towards the people under your "spell". Good luck to anybody getting involved with you pal
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troll
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does the first paragraph count for anything?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


Yes, it does.I think you should be fine but you might have a hard time finding a girl thats willing to dedicate herself to all the hard work a farm involves.
 Quoting: sunshine4mealwayz


My organic farm/commune is a big part of my life, if someone does not like the lifestyle i live than that’s a deal breaker for me.

And yes it’s MY farm because i started it, i funded it, it’s soaked with years of my blood, sweat and tears, without me it would collapse. and that’s something i don’t want, i want someone with a brain that could one day help me run the farm or continue to run it if i die because a lot of people depend on me and my farm to help them.
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I am a young guy in my 20‘s, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I don’t mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I don’t like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and that’s only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I don’t want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
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You soundalike a villain in a James Bond movie.
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02/18/2013 07:49 AM
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All I hear is a lot of "no"s and distancing.
Will never marry..
If someone doesn't agree they get thrown away/kicked off land.
Will not give gifts on holidays.
Will not have children.
Will not eat out.
Will not go into crowds of more than 4 carefully chosen individuals.
Will drop anyone anytime for any reason.
"My way or the highway".
Etc.

You're not ready for commitment.
You're not ready for another person in your life because that will always require some level of change, adaptation, and acceptance.

Get a hooker.
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02/18/2013 08:02 AM
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does the first paragraph count for anything?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


Yes, it does.I think you should be fine but you might have a hard time finding a girl thats willing to dedicate herself to all the hard work a farm involves.
 Quoting: sunshine4mealwayz


My organic farm/commune is a big part of my life, if someone does not like the lifestyle i live than that’s a deal breaker for me.

And yes it’s MY farm because i started it, i funded it, it’s soaked with years of my blood, sweat and tears, without me it would collapse. and that’s something i don’t want, i want someone with a brain that could one day help me run the farm or continue to run it if i die because a lot of people depend on me and my farm to help them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


yeah, but the thing is, is that a partnership is a .....partnership.
not a dictatorship.
someone who would be attracted to the organic farming, communal lifestyle, will also have lots of ideas of her own.
she won't be a slave.
you need to work on yourself first, before you are ready to have a partnership.
practise trusting and respecting people. think: what can i learn from this person, as opposed to what can they do for me, or how well do they follow orders, etc.

also: women around the world do the majority of work at home. it would not be hard to find one who is willing to work hard.
but it will be hard to find a woman who has the passive personality that you want, who will also have the drive and motivation to help achieve a COMMON dream.
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02/18/2013 08:11 AM
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Farmville is not real life, dude.
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I am a young guy in my 20‘s, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I don’t mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I don’t like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and that’s only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I don’t want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
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You're a fucking clown.

Kill yourself before you kill others.

You sick, sick fuck.
sunshine4mealwayz

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02/18/2013 08:14 AM
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does the first paragraph count for anything?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


Yes, it does.I think you should be fine but you might have a hard time finding a girl thats willing to dedicate herself to all the hard work a farm involves.
 Quoting: sunshine4mealwayz


My organic farm/commune is a big part of my life, if someone does not like the lifestyle i live than that’s a deal breaker for me.

And yes it’s MY farm because i started it, i funded it, it’s soaked with years of my blood, sweat and tears, without me it would collapse. and that’s something i don’t want, i want someone with a brain that could one day help me run the farm or continue to run it if i die because a lot of people depend on me and my farm to help them.
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Nothing at all wrong with wanting those things.
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02/18/2013 08:16 AM
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You're a narcissist. A Perfect nightmare
TheAmericanCancerSoci​etySucks

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02/19/2013 01:33 AM
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does the first paragraph count for anything?
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It doesn't count for enough.

Let's say you had a fire in the barn, and the hose from your home wasn't long enough to reach the fire. Your barn would burn down because your hose wasn't enough. It might be a mighty fine hose, but it dang sure isn't enough.

You need to really focus on your real problem which is narcissism. Narcissism really is your problem whether you want to admit it or not.

Narcissism is a hard one to overcome, but it can be done - only if the person admits it to himself and then takes steps to do the opposite of what narcissists do.

Last Edited by TheAmericanCancerSocietySucks on 02/19/2013 01:40 AM
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Im sure you will find a nice Asian bride.
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does the first paragraph count for anything?
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Yes, it does.I think you should be fine but you might have a hard time finding a girl thats willing to dedicate herself to all the hard work a farm involves.
 Quoting: sunshine4mealwayz


My organic farm/commune is a big part of my life, if someone does not like the lifestyle i live than that’s a deal breaker for me.

And yes it’s MY farm because i started it, i funded it, it’s soaked with years of my blood, sweat and tears, without me it would collapse. and that’s something i don’t want, i want someone with a brain that could one day help me run the farm or continue to run it if i die because a lot of people depend on me and my farm to help them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


Good God you just can't stop with the I's and my's. Count them! The very first sentence has FOUR!!! And then it doesn't stop there. There are SIX personal references in the second sentence!!!!

Jeez, you've got it bad.
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Thought you might be cool up to the part about dictating her behavior. You are not looking for love, you are looking for control. Love has some requirements, but not a ten page list of laws and shalt nots... you are not looking for a partner, you are looking for an employee who will likely quit after a short time. Good news, there will be many who will sign up, but no one will stay.
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Ether way, you believe yourself to be perfect. Not a judgement, just an observation.
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i know i may not be the perfect boyfriend for most but i am the perfect person for what i want to get out of life.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


No, to most you are a self-centered ass who couldn't care less about anyone's life but your own.

You are not a perfect person to most.

A perfect boyfriend cares about what he can do to please his girl. Not dictate what his girl needs to do to please him. We all have things we like and dislike in the opposite sex. But a perfect boyfriend loves you, because you're you. Not because you're what he wants you to be.
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bump
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Too young.
Girls like restaurants.
No intellect likes to be bossed.
You'll get it later.
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pretty much this^^^

but I'll expand on theory...

You would only ever be a boyfriend because you won't be a husband. (what about the wishes of a woman you might love....or is it just your requirements that matter?)

How, are you going to meet this gal anyways? You don't go out and you live communally? Is that as in HIPPIES???

Owning land is no attraction as long as you only want it to be yours....a relationship is a partnership even without marraige. No woman of worth is going to go all in for you if you will never do the same.

Forget it....don't even look because there is surely some idiot girl who thinks she'll change you and you will just waste her time.

I think you are a troll.... but if you are sincere.... forget finding a girl because you my son....

are a perfect nightmare!!!!
Fool me once, shame on you.....fool me twice shame on me.
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lol are you looking for more abuse OP? because that is what you are going to get here on glp. certainly not a gf.
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I am a young guy in my 20‘s, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I don’t mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I don’t like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and that’s only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I don’t want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


Count how many times you said "I"
You are a narcissist.
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Bingo.

Second to "I" is "my."

It's very hard to cure narcissism.
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i do not have NPD, how can i describe myself in this thread without sayind "I" and "MY"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


It's the fact that you use absolutes.

"I am a good person"
"I feel like I am a good person"

You are a logical thinker but to interact you should learn to feel and express it.

It's one thing to say
"my house, my rules"
that is an accepted way of saying, 'I won't take no BS and if you don't like it, you leave since it's my home'

It's another to say
"I am a dictator"

If you are not a narcissist....your problem is lack of social skills. Maybe high functioning down syndrome? Aspergers?

Oh yes....home schooled.

I love the ideas, but hate what some real weird parents have done to their kids. Gives the rest of us normal ones a bad name.
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I am a young guy in my 20‘s, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I don’t mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

I am never getting married, I am never having kids of my own but I my adopt, I will not go out to restaurants but I will not stop my GF from going out, I don’t like being around any more than 4 people at a time(and that’s only if I like them), it is not a democracy at my small village/farm it is a dictatorship and I am the dictator, On my farm I am a kind, sensible, and just dictator, like all good parents, when my GF is on my land she will (like everyone else must) do what I tell her to do the way I tell her to do it or leave, she must be able to enjoy getting her hands dirty, I do not support fashion or the pointless use of makeup to look beautiful, if she is my girlfriend that means I love her and I don’t want to see her hiding behind makeup, I want to see the real her and not some plastic barby doll.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4901221


LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You sound whack, straight up man. You sound creepy too lol
In 2 days chics will be doin this around youahhh
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For those Morans that haven't learned how to translate GLP threads yet.

Here is a proper translation...

I am a young guy in my 20‘s, I own my own land which is a self-sufficient commune type farm, I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating. I do not drink, I am loyal, I would never get angry and hit a women, I am a health nut vegetarian (but I don’t mind if my girlfriend or anyone else eats meat), I do not lie or steal from others, I can be sensitive at times.

"I am a young guy in my 20‘s"
I am an 50 year old, hefty, smelly guy with greasy hair and bad teeth.

"I own land that is a self sufficient type farm"
I swindled a relative out of their inheritance, now I own their property and I make the saps tend it for me.

"I have many houses on my land, I do not owe anyone any money and I have a good credit rating."

I have a number of dirt floor shanty shacks that I make my relatives, and other hapless rejects live in. I swindled for everything that I own, and use identity theft and credit card fraud to protect my good name.

And so on...
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You sound like a TOTAL NIGHTMARE.
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9teen All is not lost I do know someone.....................................ugly
Judethz

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Its more decision making and safety on the farm than anything else. If I show someone how to do something a certain way it’s because I am giving them the benefit of my experience. Awhile ago I showed someone how to milk the goats, with out saying anything he thought his way was better and 3 of the goats got Mastitis, I could of explained to him that if he didn’t do it the way I showed him they may get mastitis but I shouldn’t have to, if I had to explain myself every time I showed someone how to do something than all I would ever do is talk and never get anything done.
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indoorx You also lack common sense. The goats got mastitis because you did not teach the person correctly.
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