Might be more to this than meets the eye.

She shot the dog? Remember Phil Marshall?

Possible monarch slave. Relationship w/ Roger Clemens while a minor?

"McCready gained attention in the sports world in 2008 when she said that she and the married Clemens had an affair. McCready said the two first met in 1991 when she was 15, then began a physical relationship years later."

[link to aol.sportingnews.com]

I'm sure good old Roger waited till she was of age though...

He wouldn't lie...