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Breaking: Unconfirmed reports are flooding in!!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/17/2013 11:01 PM
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yes its confirmed


you need visit the confirmery to confirm it.




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02/17/2013 11:02 PM
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MASSAGE CONFIRMED. Im getting one now.
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02/17/2013 11:03 PM
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can i have hot panic sex yet? IS THIS BREAKING ENOUGH FOR PANIC SEX?
Balloons

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02/17/2013 11:03 PM
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one of our sources has an unconfirmed report that "Ronnie the limo driver" may have been seen nearby.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31535914


Ronnies' name has a numeric value of three, i think that is a clue.
 Quoting: zyondra


Yes, but until you apply the full spectrum of numerology theory, supported by three pages of bible code support, it remains.....


UNCONFIRMED.
 Quoting: SaveUSa


That's not necessarily true.

Developing...
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


Its confirmed its developing and breaking!!
Put a lion in a cage for years without food and watch what happens.
Its appetite will of cause grow and grow, and then you point your finger at its hunger?
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Why is this nonsense pinned????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34292072


We've pulled a United States Senate move & pinned it so we can see what's in it while we semi anxiously await the possible impending confirmation of the existance of an unreliable source, that may or may not be an Uncle, with the unrequired & quite possibly impossible source.
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02/17/2013 11:04 PM

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An Uncle said it is true...
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02/17/2013 11:04 PM

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My uncle says that you're full of shit.

And I've also confirmed this through a reliable source that knows.
 Quoting: SaveUSa


Dude no way, your uncle is full of it. I can tell you that my uncle just got of the phone with his uncle who has a friend with a reliable source at one of the alphabet agencies Who is confirming the shit out of this.

Apparently the source has verified insider information that these unconfirmed reports have been confirmed by those in the know. I can't really say much more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32328802


Well, I'm not sure how much longer I have, but my uncle (from an agency so secret that they use encrypted alphanumeric code to describe themselves, and all have Zzz security clearance) told me that it's on!

In fact, I think I've said too much already.

Last Edited by SaveUSa on 02/17/2013 11:05 PM
Within the surreal depths of "reality" lies the truth.
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02/17/2013 11:06 PM

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The hop rabbit was caught jacking off across the road
“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. We’re no longer interested in finding out the truth. The bamboozle has captured us. It’s simply too painful to acknowledge, even to ourselves, that we’ve been taken. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” – Carl Sagan
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can i have hot panic sex yet? IS THIS BREAKING ENOUGH FOR PANIC SEX?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19099851


It's always breaking enough for that.

Carry on.
Within the surreal depths of "reality" lies the truth.
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02/17/2013 11:07 PM
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Doom is going to happen. Everyone knows it. We are in the calm before the storm. Stay alert and be prepared.

hiding
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02/17/2013 11:07 PM
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I have confirmed...there was porn in the woods.
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02/17/2013 11:07 PM
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"Captain! Damage reports are flooding in from all over the ship!" "Picard to Number One. Do you read, Number One?"
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The hop rabbit was caught jacking off across the road
 Quoting: shadasonic


Oh shit. You've found me!

I won't surrender easily.
Within the surreal depths of "reality" lies the truth.
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I repeat, The Bear Is CGI!
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02/17/2013 11:15 PM

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My uncle says that you're full of shit.

And I've also confirmed this through a reliable source that knows.
 Quoting: SaveUSa


Dude no way, your uncle is full of it. I can tell you that my uncle just got of the phone with his uncle who has a friend with a reliable source at one of the alphabet agencies Who is confirming the shit out of this.

Apparently the source has verified insider information that these unconfirmed reports have been confirmed by those in the know. I can't really say much more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32328802


Well, I'm not sure how much longer I have, but my uncle (from an agency so secret that they use encrypted alphanumeric code to describe themselves, and all have Zzz security clearance) told me that it's on!

In fact, I think I've said too much already.
 Quoting: SaveUSa


My numeric alpha cryptoid told me 3=Jupiter. I think we need to bring the tomatoe plants back in.
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02/17/2013 11:15 PM
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Shut up, Wesley!
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Really? Five pages on this????
Spread the word, change the collective conscious......
THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH OF EVERYTHING TO GO AROUND

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Me
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02/17/2013 11:23 PM
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Don't Provoke the Borg

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02/17/2013 11:26 PM
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the bird has left its nest i repeat the bird has left its nest
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bong
 Quoting: SaltyFlats


stoner No.
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02/17/2013 11:34 PM
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02/17/2013 11:35 PM
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hailing frequencies are open!!!

uhura
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hailing frequencies are open!!!

uhura
 Quoting: Digital mix guy


SO???!!!


shatner


lol
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02/17/2013 11:38 PM
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bike

Unconfirmed bong rips coming from my face.

blwkss

The meteors are just giant 8 balls, haven't ya'll seen Doomsday Cock?
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bonghitcriscodancescreamshroomsmoochbroccolibananasexalien7bushhitlerstirbouncebspidermanoridinbyekitty
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02/18/2013 12:18 AM
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agent
The Bear Is CGI.
I repeat, The Bear Is CGI!
 Quoting: NervousAndJerky


THIS one I CAN confirm! Cry havoc & let slip the Drones of War!
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According to high ranking anonymous officials with close ties to al-Qaeda & O-bomb-ma nation sources. These reports are considered to be extremely accurate & perhaps even critical to the next team of phased in rescue workers scheduled to circle the Sandyhook Fire-hall again next week.

We have every reason to believe that these next few daze are crucial in the development of this and many other suspicious activities in and around the White House cesspool..

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02/18/2013 12:27 AM

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...


Yes, but until you apply the full spectrum of numerology theory, supported by three pages of bible code support, it remains.....


UNCONFIRMED.
 Quoting: SaveUSa


That's not necessarily true.

Developing...
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


Its confirmed its developing and breaking!!
 Quoting: Balloons


p the presses!

The developing breaking confirmation has proven to be a hoax!

Details of the debunking are now breaking...
 Quoting: Professor Xavier


Confirmation of the debunkification of the last debunk in progress, stay tuned for futher details.
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02/18/2013 12:39 AM
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My dead uncle appeared to me in a dream.

He said that a crowd is gathering on "The Other Side" to watch!
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02/18/2013 01:32 AM
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CONFIRMED by Korton: