Breaking: Unconfirmed reports are flooding in!!!

yes its confirmed


you need visit the confirmery to confirm it.




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MASSAGE CONFIRMED. Im getting one now.

can i have hot panic sex yet? IS THIS BREAKING ENOUGH FOR PANIC SEX?

Its confirmed its developing and breaking!!

We've pulled a United States Senate move & pinned it so we can see what's in it while we semi anxiously await the possible impending confirmation of the existance of an unreliable source, that may or may not be an Uncle, with the unrequired & quite possibly impossible source.

An Uncle said it is true...

Well, I'm not sure how much longer I have, but my uncle (from an agency so secret that they use encrypted alphanumeric code to describe themselves, and all have Zzz security clearance) told me that it's on!

In fact, I think I've said too much already.

Last Edited by SaveUSa on 02/17/2013 11:05 PM

The hop rabbit was caught jacking off across the road

It's always breaking enough for that.

Carry on.

Doom is going to happen. Everyone knows it. We are in the calm before the storm. Stay alert and be prepared.

I have confirmed...there was porn in the woods.

"Captain! Damage reports are flooding in from all over the ship!" "Picard to Number One. Do you read, Number One?"

Oh shit. You've found me!

I won't surrender easily.

The Bear Is CGI.
I repeat, The Bear Is CGI!

My numeric alpha cryptoid told me 3=Jupiter. I think we need to bring the tomatoe plants back in.

Shut up, Wesley!

Really? Five pages on this????

Don't Provoke the Borg

the bird has left its nest i repeat the bird has left its nest

No.

hailing frequencies are open!!!

two bump chump

Unconfirmed bong rips coming from my face.



The meteors are just giant 8 balls, haven't ya'll seen Doomsday Cock?
:ttb2:
:bushhitler:

THIS one I CAN confirm! Cry havoc & let slip the Drones of War!

According to high ranking anonymous officials with close ties to al-Qaeda & O-bomb-ma nation sources. These reports are considered to be extremely accurate & perhaps even critical to the next team of phased in rescue workers scheduled to circle the Sandyhook Fire-hall again next week.

We have every reason to believe that these next few daze are crucial in the development of this and many other suspicious activities in and around the White House cesspool..

Confirmation of the debunkification of the last debunk in progress, stay tuned for futher details.

My dead uncle appeared to me in a dream.

He said that a crowd is gathering on "The Other Side" to watch!

CONFIRMED by Korton: