Can someone start a story about illegal aliens (not illegal mexicans) & Area 51?

Call me a crack pot and do as you will, if you want to know the truth, Your tax dollars fund 51. Why don't people pay any price for this kind of thing? By any chance do you happen to be a pot smoker? I've recently been growing my Alien Abduction plant from seed.

Whenever the symptoms of the national sickness call my name they will cast out demons. There are so many stories about alien abductions.