Come ye fishers of men, I'm looking for proof that "God" is real. I see all these people linking scripture with the wildest things, claiming that evolution is bunk, the big bang is bunk, and that the world is only 6000 years old... Despite evidence that evolution, the big bang, the bible as allegory, and radiocarbon dating are more than likely correct. So where is the proof that "God" actually exists?

I'm not looking for that tired old "you can see God in a baby's smile or a sunset" rhetoric. I'm looking for quantifiable incontrovertible proof that there is a "God" and that I will suffer eternally for doubting his existence.

You holy rollers should find this a rather easy question to answer and have the proof falling out of your ears, so I beg of you to share with others... After all you are supposed to be as worried about our immortal souls as you are of your own.