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Hagel and Valugua's Explanation about the Meteors

 
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Hagel and Valugua's Explanation about the Meteors
Here is a recent Email from Hagel and Valugua:

"We, Hagel and Valugua, must greet you and give you our knowledge of the recent meteors you have been seeing across your planet. Two rocky, terrestrial planets, roughly the size of what you consider to be as a "Large Jupiters" have collided in a solar system of what you call "Alpha Centauri". A large meteor hit one of those planets making it lose its orbit and caused it to collide with a close planet. The debris of these two planets are heading towards your star system and your planet, that is why you have been seeing a major increase in meteor sightings."
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Re: Hagel and Valugua's Explanation about the Meteors
1 star? Come on man this message is from aliens!
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Re: Hagel and Valugua's Explanation about the Meteors
alien11alien16

Here is their large spaceship:

helicopter
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Re: Hagel and Valugua's Explanation about the Meteors
Their explanation sounds plausible to me!
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Re: Hagel and Valugua's Explanation about the Meteors
Their explanation sounds plausible to me!
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Indeed.
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C.H.E.M.I.C.A.L.S
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Well, alrighty then..
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Re: Hagel and Valugua's Explanation about the Meteors
bump
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Re: Hagel and Valugua's Explanation about the Meteors
Alpha Centauri is the closest system to us, but its still light years away.

And fragments from a planet collision do not travel at light speed.


So did this happen hundreds of thousands of years ago ?

lol
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Re: Hagel and Valugua's Explanation about the Meteors
alien11alien16

Here is their large spaceship:

helicopter
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34619727


You've got Hagel and Valugua the wrong way round!

scream
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Re: Hagel and Valugua's Explanation about the Meteors
alien11alien16

Here is their large spaceship:

helicopter
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34619727


You've got Hagel and Valugua the wrong way round!

scream
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34690241


alien16alien11

Oh.
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Re: Hagel and Valugua's Explanation about the Meteors
This breaks from the conventional format of your typical Hagel and Valugua thread. Usually at the beginning there is something regarding "My Alien Online Contacts...." therefore I can proudly declare this thread to be complete and utter...

bsflag
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Re: Hagel and Valugua's Explanation about the Meteors
This breaks from the conventional format of your typical Hagel and Valugua thread. Usually at the beginning there is something regarding "My Alien Online Contacts...." therefore I can proudly declare this thread to be complete and utter...

bsflag
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34259961


unlike most Hagel and Valugua threads which are of course totally legit.

pigchef
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Re: Hagel and Valugua's Explanation about the Meteors
Hymen and Vagina have about as much credit as Nixon did when claiming he was not a crook.
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Hymen and Vagina have about as much credit as Nixon did when claiming he was not a cock.
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There fixed it for ya.
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