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Did Jesus ever write anything down?

 
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Did Jesus ever write anything down?
Not the apostles but He Himself?
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Re: Did Jesus ever write anything down?
yes. A list.


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why would you?, you've got a steno service at your side, not to mention the ability to do "power point" presentations at will!
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02/18/2013 06:21 AM
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Jesus, like many of his modern day Hispanic namesakes, was illiterate. This is why we do not have the Book of The Christ in the New Testament.
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I remember a story about a bunch of spanish monks who were working on the translation of some scrolls. They were in France at the time in a monsatary. They became very exited during the work and sent word to the Vatican that they were working on something extreemly significant. It was suggested that they were translated a book written by Jesus himself. The teaching was somewhat controversial it was said and as a result the Pope at the time sent the monks back to spain and confiscated the scrolls. It was never mentioned again. This was serious Doco made by a french crew. I dont remember enough details to look it up. I just remember the story cause it was capitivating.
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On human hearts.
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In the sand ��
We will pass through the Seven Years or serve God's Will as martyrs.
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In the sand ��
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While taking a piss...
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Re: Did Jesus ever write anything down?
yes. A list.


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Re: Did Jesus ever write anything down?
here you go;

[link to conjecturenews.com]

1. The tool of God is Chaos. You can see its great beauty in everything. The magicians can study a lifetime and tell you no more than this.

2. The earth gives you food. This gives you time for play. You are children of God.

3. The commandments have been written in your heart. You all know right from wrong. Even the murderer knows this. It is why he must lie in court.

4. Do not worry about tomorrow. What you do today is what creates tomorrow. Today is all you have.

5. Man created the courts for judgement. Some of you will not listen to your heart; thus you must be jailed so your heart can be heard. Do not judge one another outside of the court. You will become your judgement.

6. Discord in the heart arises from ownership and greed. Do you think you can buy heaven? War is the discord of ownership.

7. When the tax collector comes, give him his due to leave you. His wretchedness is his reward.

8. Love God with all your heart. Prove your love by treating others as you want to be treated. This is the law of God.

9. Whomever has extra money from preaching my words serves the Evil One.

10. More is less and less is more. God gave you eyes and ears. Why don't you use them?

11. Give to those who need it. Help them until they can help themselves.

12. Your judgement is clouded by the log in your eye.

13. The smallest of seeds is the mustard seed, yet see the large plant it produces when put into good soil. Truth is your good soil.

14. Evil is only chosen because it is easier at first, but it becomes more difficult as you follow its path. Good is difficult at first, but becomes easy as time passes. Evil is the long, long path to God. Some die along the way and spend their eternity in the haunted realm.

15. Be careful of thinking you know God's secrets; for surely you do not.

Scholars seem to agree that the 'Saying of Jesus the Christ' might be the source book that the writers of the Synoptic Gospels and the Gospel of John used as reference. Scholars refer to this as the Q document (Q=source). One wonders why some of these early Christian documents were left out of the original canon of scriptures. Perhaps verse 9 above has something to do with it.

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He could read so he must have written something down.

He must have had beautiful handwriting.
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02/18/2013 06:37 AM
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Not the apostles but he himself?
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(Corrected your errors for you.)

Jesus wrote the Thanksgiving Hymns of the Dead Sea Scrolls.

The reason that you don't know that is because the media will not publish it because that would threaten the economic interests of the Christian religious establishment and the jobs of the Christian theologians.

The Thanksgiving Hymns contradict every one of the fundamental doctrines of Christianity.

Listen to the discussion of the Thanksgiving Hymns on the YouTube channel of 4Q529.

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Please keep the good info coming.
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Re: Did Jesus ever write anything down?
here you go;

[link to conjecturenews.com]

1. The tool of God is Chaos. You can see its great beauty in everything. The magicians can study a lifetime and tell you no more than this.

2. The earth gives you food. This gives you time for play. You are children of God.

3. The commandments have been written in your heart. You all know right from wrong. Even the murderer knows this. It is why he must lie in court.

4. Do not worry about tomorrow. What you do today is what creates tomorrow. Today is all you have.

5. Man created the courts for judgement. Some of you will not listen to your heart; thus you must be jailed so your heart can be heard. Do not judge one another outside of the court. You will become your judgement.

6. Discord in the heart arises from ownership and greed. Do you think you can buy heaven? War is the discord of ownership.

7. When the tax collector comes, give him his due to leave you. His wretchedness is his reward.

8. Love God with all your heart. Prove your love by treating others as you want to be treated. This is the law of God.

9. Whomever has extra money from preaching my words serves the Evil One.

10. More is less and less is more. God gave you eyes and ears. Why don't you use them?

11. Give to those who need it. Help them until they can help themselves.

12. Your judgement is clouded by the log in your eye.

13. The smallest of seeds is the mustard seed, yet see the large plant it produces when put into good soil. Truth is your good soil.

14. Evil is only chosen because it is easier at first, but it becomes more difficult as you follow its path. Good is difficult at first, but becomes easy as time passes. Evil is the long, long path to God. Some die along the way and spend their eternity in the haunted realm.

15. Be careful of thinking you know God's secrets; for surely you do not.

Scholars seem to agree that the 'Saying of Jesus the Christ' might be the source book that the writers of the Synoptic Gospels and the Gospel of John used as reference. Scholars refer to this as the Q document (Q=source). One wonders why some of these early Christian documents were left out of the original canon of scriptures. Perhaps verse 9 above has something to do with it.

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Re: Did Jesus ever write anything down?
12. Your judgement is clouded by the log in your eye.

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Can you explain this one for me please?
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02/18/2013 07:13 AM
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Re: Did Jesus ever write anything down?
Yes, he had grocery lists for shopping
and a list of wood supplies for carpendering
and a list of whos naughty and nice....
THE REAL ONE , NOT THE SATAN CLAWS ONE
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02/18/2013 07:19 AM
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Re: Did Jesus ever write anything down?
No.. Writing was forbidden... but that was about to change when a small group of marines and an egyptologist opened up an interdimensional portal.
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02/18/2013 07:42 AM
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Please keep the good info coming.
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Jesus did not write, himself, the Gospel of Truth found at Nag Hammadi, Egypt in 1945.

But it is perhaps, in addition to the Gospel of Thomas, the most fluent description of his Teaching that was ever written down by his followers.

Michael
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Re: Did Jesus ever write anything down?
Jesus who's real name was Paul(Apollonius) wrote Revelation upon which all other books are based. He wrote in Greek, Roman and Samaritan Hebrew. Lucius Plutarch(Luke) and Damas(Thomas) also wrote.
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Re: Did Jesus ever write anything down?
how does ANYONE really know?

unless of course your still alive, and directly related to Jesus.

otherwise its all CONJECTURE, and nothing else.


in my opinion Jesus was a rebel against the bankers and the tyrannical minds of his day ( the romans) to which are still our tyrannical oppressors.. nothing more and nothing less.


a truthseeker !!
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Re: Did Jesus ever write anything down?
take a look at John 8:6

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