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OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?

 
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OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
So since we had our kid and I decided to try out baby wipes. Wow at first I was like how would anyone do without these!!? Have you ever used only tp then grabbed some wipes and see what was left over lol wtf gross!!? Anyway lately my brown star is raw as a sushi roll and I don't know what to do! it itches too and about drives me nuts. My only idea is to stop using them but i'm addicted to now having an actual clean ass lol. Please advise. buttanother do
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02/18/2013 12:53 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
You need toddler ones.
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02/18/2013 12:55 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
So since we had our kid and I decided to try out baby wipes. Wow at first I was like how would anyone do without these!!? Have you ever used only tp then grabbed some wipes and see what was left over lol wtf gross!!? Anyway lately my brown star is raw as a sushi roll and I don't know what to do! it itches too and about drives me nuts. My only idea is to stop using them but i'm addicted to now having an actual clean ass lol. Please advise. buttanother do
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Get something to squirt water up there and then clean.
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02/18/2013 12:56 PM

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The poison on those wipes is entering you star and it's slowly eating your inside.
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02/18/2013 12:57 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
Interesting.

That is actually a good idea. To use and test everything we give and use on our babies and children.
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02/18/2013 12:57 PM
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Use some powder after you wipe.
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02/18/2013 01:00 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
The human body is so nasty. Sometimes i cant be around people for several minutes after taking a dump no matter how well i wiped. Just feel awkward. The hell with Toilet Earth.
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The human body is so nasty. Sometimes i cant be around people for several minutes after taking a dump no matter how well i wiped. Just feel awkward. The hell with Toilet Earth.
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You could always try a liquid diet!
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02/18/2013 01:02 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
Ok, let me tell you, totally serious..

I completely stopped using toilet paper over a year ago, I also don't use any wipes or anything like that,.. you want to know what I do.. I've gotten good at this and can doo it real fast now..

I take my pants,shoes,and socks off.... then I turn on the shower head facing downward, then bend over and poke my rear into the water stream and soap out my crack real quick then dry with towel,

Actually to be honest I've gotten so good at this I can do it without taking my pants/shoes off, because I bend in at just the right angel it all drips just out of reach of my pants...

Why you ask would I think to start doing this... well over a year a ago I had a hemroid from using toilet paper that pissed me off so BADLY... that I vowed to never use TP again.. and you save money on not buying tp, also toilet never clogs
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02/18/2013 01:03 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
Youre giving yourself Chinese burns

wet....rub....wet....rub

just use toilet roll
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
The human body is so nasty. Sometimes i cant be around people for several minutes after taking a dump no matter how well i wiped. Just feel awkward. The hell with Toilet Earth.
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You could always try a liquid diet!
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Been on one for 4 days doing a blessed herbs colon cleanse someone on here recommended. Followed by internal cleanse. Shitting my brains out at the moment...
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02/18/2013 01:04 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
What are people like you going to do with shit starts to unravel. What...?

Give me a break. Get over your compulsion now. You started the habit so end it.

How much money do stupid people like you spend on stupid chemically laced shit like this and then say the government did it too you.

Loosers all of you and your compulsive behaviors.

You will have to choose very soon over Asswipes and food. What will you do....?
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The human body is so nasty. Sometimes i cant be around people for several minutes after taking a dump no matter how well i wiped. Just feel awkward. The hell with Toilet Earth.
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Try my method, but of course there needs to be a shower in the bathroom, or a sink that youd be willing to risk it in, I tell you what..no way in hell id ever use public toilet paper , ill stick my rear right into that sink and rinse it
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
Are you using a brand that is alcohol free? Also antibacterial would be bad.

Otherwise you may have just developed an allergy to some ingredient or other.
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02/18/2013 01:07 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
honestly if SHTF, I am going to keep a pale of water, and a little scooper bowl then just rinse myself out like that from the little bowl ,

trust me once you go all water/soap, you will never use TP AGAIN!
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02/18/2013 01:07 PM

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I too am a baby wiper....

I too experienced the BURN!

(I swear the more "natural" the wipe the more it reacts to my skin")

If you go to Amazon and search for bidet...

There is one that is super simple to install, It's just a jet of water controlled by a little knob on the side.

It fastens under the back of the toilet seat.

This THING ROCKS!!

I do my duty, spray, and use a wee bit of TP to dry off.

That's it.

Lemme see if I can find a link.

Here it is:

[link to www.amazon.com]

Enjoy!
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02/18/2013 01:08 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
So since we had our kid and I decided to try out baby wipes. Wow at first I was like how would anyone do without these!!? Have you ever used only tp then grabbed some wipes and see what was left over lol wtf gross!!? Anyway lately my brown star is raw as a sushi roll and I don't know what to do! it itches too and about drives me nuts. My only idea is to stop using them but i'm addicted to now having an actual clean ass lol. Please advise. buttanother do
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34245641


Maybe you are going overboard and scrubbing your bunghole like your cleaning a dirty pot with a Brillo pad, or maybe you are just slightly allergic to the particular wipe you brought.
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02/18/2013 01:08 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
Well its a good idea to use TP then wipes and also shave around your rearend. Would have sucked long before we could do all this, always having smelly dirty assholes...
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02/18/2013 01:10 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
Stop buying wipes made in China. Like toys, they probably have chemicals used to make batteries or something worse. China exports their hazardous chemicals in goods sold to Americans.
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
I too am a baby wiper....

I too experienced the BURN!

(I swear the more "natural" the wipe the more it reacts to my skin")

If you go to Amazon and search for bidet...

There is one that is super simple to install, It's just a jet of water controlled by a little knob on the side.

It fastens under the back of the toilet seat.

This THING ROCKS!!

I do my duty, spray, and use a wee bit of TP to dry off.

That's it.

Lemme see if I can find a link.

Here it is:

[link to www.amazon.com]

Enjoy!
 Quoting: El Tiburon


Hmm thanks ill look into this.
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02/18/2013 01:10 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
Use some powder after you wipe.
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02/18/2013 01:13 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
wipe up dry, and then take some tp, wet it, and wipe up some more. very simple and effective!
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02/18/2013 01:15 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
it is good to know i am not the only one who had this happen. i had to stop using the wet wipes for the same reason.

it was great to be all clean down under but after a few months i developed the mother of all diaper rashes.

skin dried up and got scaly. itched like mad.

went to the dr. and was told it was an allergic reaction.

10 days on prednisone and topical steroid cream to clear it.

i will never use baby wipes again
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02/18/2013 01:18 PM

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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
Look into a product called TUCKS cooling pads.

[link to www.tucksbrand.com]

You can find them at any CVS, Walgreens, or Walmart.
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02/18/2013 01:20 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
We use the natural ones and yes I started experimenting and they all suck! To the smelly Canadian I won't give a rats ass about the state of my bung hole when the SHTF so stfu this is about now while we are still living in a somewhat civilized world! I do go a little overboard but who doesn't want to wipe until theres no trace lol
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02/18/2013 01:20 PM
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Well its a good idea to use TP then wipes and also shave around your rearend. Would have sucked long before we could do all this, always having smelly dirty assholes...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6409759


I use wipes every time, 99% of people have shit smeared on themselves every minute. As one post mentioned, when you start using wipes it is amazing what dry paper leaves on you. I also concur with the post that says to take a minute to "air out" after a dump.
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02/18/2013 01:22 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
Tried tucks pads, didn't help. Wetting tp = dingleberries lol
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02/18/2013 01:27 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
Well its a good idea to use TP then wipes and also shave around your rearend. Would have sucked long before we could do all this, always having smelly dirty assholes...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6409759


I use wipes every time, 99% of people have shit smeared on themselves every minute. As one post mentioned, when you start using wipes it is amazing what dry paper leaves on you. I also concur with the post that says to take a minute to "air out" after a dump.
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Make sure asshole shaved around. Dry wipe then baby wipe to clean up. Regular soap cleaning in shower whenever you wake up. Thats how i do it. Also some hydrocortisone for itchy ass in winter.
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02/18/2013 01:34 PM
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Re: OK so these baby wipes are tearing my a$$ up WTF!!!!!!!?
Seriously do most of you GUYS shave your assholes? it makes sense I guess but...
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02/18/2013 01:37 PM

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when shitfan you will consider this taint much of a problem goodnews
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02/18/2013 01:41 PM
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Seriously do most of you GUYS shave your assholes? it makes sense I guess but...
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Yep more clean. More people should do that. Especialy in summer. Not hard to do

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