Illuminati Hand Symbols (and signs)

[link to www.youtube.com]

Can anyone actually post up the video? Alas, I do not pay for my GLP entertainment and news.

Okay, for those of you who are too lazy to click on a link and watch a 2:38 skit mocking the Illuminati, here's what goes down:

ERHMAGERD! Beyonce flashed an Illuminati hand symbol at a concert! Their coming for us! Ahhhhh! But wait! This is the organization that owns us! Why aren't they doing anything? Not enough money to pay for a press conference to announce their domination? Do they really have to enlist celebrities to flash hand symbols that no one notice if were not for a photographer who took a picture at that exact moment.

Never mind that we can't figure out who and what the Illuminati are. Here is what I have heard:

The Illuminati are Zionazi(whaaat?) alien, Nibiru, George Bush, Obama, french, illegal immigrants, gay, homophobic, Islamic, Christians, atheists, human, lizard, angel, demon, God, Zeus, Thor, YOUR MOM! Does anyone not see an issue here? For crying out loud the fact that they keep popping should tell you that they are fake. A myth. Not real. Make believe. Do you honestly believe that an organization that runs the world be so obvious all the time? No. They are secret organization that runs the world. You would have no idea that they even existed because they are secret and run world and control the flow of information. So lets go focus the actual threats...like the government buying lots of ammo or the sinkhole in Louisiana. You see? Focus on real conspiracy theories.

And whoever keeps giving me bad karma with this :Fuck you too you piece of shit! SHILL . dogshit fucking ASSFACE loser!
Stop it. Seriously this has been going on since October 2012. Knock it off. I get bad karma for days where I don't get on GLP. Anyone else with this issue? Or maybe it's the Illuminati? (O_O)