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SNL Skit Shows Jesus Slaughtering His Enemies.. More blasphemy from the wicked.

 
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SNL Skit Shows Jesus Slaughtering His Enemies.. More blasphemy from the wicked.
A graphic "Saturday Night Live" skit from this past weekend portrays a post-resurrection Jesus Christ as a vengeful killer.

The comedy sketch, which aired just four days into Lent, is a mock trailer of a film that its narrator describes as "the ultimate historical revenge fantasy." The fake film, titled "Djesus Uncrossed," is presented in the style of popular Quentin Tarantino films such as "Inglorious Basterds" and "Django Unchained."

"He's risen from the dead, and he's preaching anything but forgiveness," the narrator of the skit says while the Christ, played by show host Christoph Waltz, is shown slaughtering Roman soldiers with a sword. "He may be wearing sandals, but he can still kick a--," the narrator says.
Just before SNL's gun-wielding Jesus shoots Judas Iscariot in the chest, he tells his betrayer, "When you get to heaven, say hi to my dad."

Social media reactions to the comedy sketch have been mixed. Some Twitter users are infuriated by it, while others are clamoring for it to be turned into a full-length film.

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Of course they would never do a SNL SKit on Prophet Mohammed, if they did..The Obama Administration would be making calls to foreign Leaders and there would be outcry in the streets calling for jihad.
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Yes. It was Hilarious.

Trust me.

Hollywood would make that movie if they thought that they could earn a Buck!
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Calm down, it was funny. It is also exactly how most fundamentalists envision him anyway. Therefore, their bitching is hypocritical. What else is new?
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Calm down, it was funny. It is also exactly how most fundamentalists envision him anyway. Therefore, their bitching is hypocritical. What else is new?
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That was funny?

I guess for this corrupt society it was....
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Calm down, it was funny. It is also exactly how most fundamentalists envision him anyway. Therefore, their bitching is hypocritical. What else is new?
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SNL is of the antichrist.Satanists and lefties love it.It sucks.
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Calm down, it was funny. It is also exactly how most fundamentalists envision him anyway. Therefore, their bitching is hypocritical. What else is new?
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The dumbass antichrists on SNL have no idea how bad Jesus is about to smite them.LOL.And the jokes on you.bump
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I'm sure that God and Christianity can survive a little tv blasphemy. And Jesus forgives them for their sin.
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Yes. It was Hilarious.

Trust me.

Hollywood would make that movie if they thought that they could earn a Buck!
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IF SNL WANTS TO KNOW HOW JESUS IS GOING TO DESTROY HIS ENEMIES...

IT WILL BE MORE LIKE THIS!

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THEY WILL BE SAYING!

NAZARENE YOU ARE LORD!!!!!

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How do you know Jesus ever existed? If he did he was just a man, and Mary was not a virgin given a child by "God". Lol people willl believe any fairy tale.
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How do you know Jesus ever existed? If he did he was just a man, and Mary was not a virgin given a child by "God". Lol people willl believe any fairy tale.
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No the Ancient World did not exist...Life started with the Birth of the Computer nerds...
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Of course they would never do a SNL SKit on Prophet Mohammed, if they did..The Obama Administration would be making calls to foreign Leaders and there would be outcry in the streets calling for jihad.
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Of course they would never do a SNL SKit on Prophet Mohammed, if they did..The Obama Administration would be making calls to foreign Leaders and there would be outcry in the streets calling for jihad.
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Spot on.
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Jesus was an Arabic Jew. If he sat on your plane, you bible bangers would be terrified of him.
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southpark has done far worse things with jesus.
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southpark has done far worse things with jesus.
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LOL... Fucking hilarious. As funny as the Israeli woman torturing Jesus skit. hahaha

You fucking crybabies can't take a fucking joke? It's FUCKING TV. idiots.

What about the skit where Larry David pissed on a Jesus portrait, and a couple of nuns thought the painting was of Jesus actually crying.

LMAO!
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I wonder how some people can always find something new to get mad about. The fact is that if the skit was simply ridiculous, you wouldn't care. Drawing such attention to it lets us know just how worried you might be that some truth was said in jest.
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Of course they would never do a SNL SKit on Prophet Mohammed, if they did..The Obama Administration would be making calls to foreign Leaders and there would be outcry in the streets calling for jihad.
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And of course if they did you would be laughing your ass off about it. Your god created weed for a reason. Chill out. If you can't there are about 2 million other things more important to be upset about.
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I'm disgusted. But not surprised. I am disgusted almost every time I turn on the TV, pick up a magazine, listen to the radio, pay attention to politics, etc.. Can't watch a movie these days without His name being taken in vain but we're supposed to accept and respect every unholy thing under the sun or we're not politically correct. This world is so screwed up and in desperate need of a Savior. "He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus." -Revelation 22:20
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Larry David pisses on Jesus.

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Won't someone think of the children???
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Of course they would never do a SNL SKit on Prophet Mohammed, if they did..The Obama Administration would be making calls to foreign Leaders and there would be outcry in the streets calling for jihad.
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^this. mohammad was the true killer. mohammad raped babies. allah lives in my anus. mad muslims? i just drew a picture of mohammad, crapped on it, and burned it. mad muslims?
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Of course they would never do a SNL SKit on Prophet Mohammed, if they did..The Obama Administration would be making calls to foreign Leaders and there would be outcry in the streets calling for jihad.
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^this. mohammad was the true killer. mohammad raped babies. allah lives in my anus. mad muslims? i just drew a picture of mohammad, crapped on it, and burned it. mad muslims?
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STFU shill.

Look at all the pedos in the USA. All of them white men, Catholics, Christians and joos.

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