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REPENT OR EAT SHIT!

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2013 10:47 PM
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REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
REPENT

OR ELSE GOD WILL LET YOU EAT SHIT!

YEAH I MEAN LITERALLY!

And you shall eat it as barley cakes, and you shall bake it with dung that comes out of man, in their sight. - Ezekiel 4:12



YES MY FRIENDS ITS COMING!

AND YOU WILL CANNIBALIZE YOUR CHILDREN TOO!

JUDGEMENT IT IS..



"And I the Lord will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend." - Jeremiah 19:9

"Then you shall eat the offspring of your own body, the flesh of your sons and of your daughters whom the Lord your God has given you" - Deuteronomy 28:53


REPENT NOW OR ELSE SUFFER!
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Re: REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
Hearts of evil men, can not even comprehend the difference between God's Judgement to this wicked generation versus stupidity..
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02/18/2013 10:51 PM
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Re: REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
REPENT

OR

GOD WILL USE THE NEW WORLD ORDER TO MAKE YOU REPENT!

BELIEVING IN MAN MADE TPTB PROPAGANDA GLOBAL WARMING?

THEN EAT SHIT, IT'S A MORE EFFICIENT FOOD.

OR

REPENT AND GOD WILL MAKE THESE THINGS GO AWAY FOR SURE.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/18/2013 10:52 PM
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Re: REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
SO THE ATHEISTS STILL WANNA TASTE IT?
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02/18/2013 10:54 PM
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OP

Put down the crack pipe and leave God alone
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2013 10:57 PM
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Re: REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
Whats wrong with meat made from shit ?
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/18/2013 10:58 PM
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Whats wrong with meat made from shit ?
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Like I said, If you want to try them, then don't repent.

Else suffer eating eat for the coming decades!
Anonymous Coward
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02/18/2013 11:00 PM
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i repent... but to who?
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02/18/2013 11:03 PM
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Whats wrong with meat made from shit ?
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Like I said, If you want to try them, then don't repent.

Else suffer eating eat for the coming decades!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13422246


Why suffer ? I think poo is delicious .
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/19/2013 12:17 AM
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Kneel and bow down the the Lord of Lord, The King of Kings.

No Other Than, The Only One God Jesus Christ!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/19/2013 12:18 AM
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Re: REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
Whats wrong with meat made from shit ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33137576


Like I said, If you want to try them, then don't repent.

Else suffer eating eat for the coming decades!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13422246


Why suffer ? I think poo is delicious .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33137576


okay, have a bite, but it's not only the poo, also taste the raining rocks as powerful as hiroshima bomb.

repent..
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/19/2013 12:23 AM
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Re: REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
I guess the title should be "Run to Christ or else Eat Shit, Fetus and Hiroshima Bomb Meteorites...
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02/19/2013 12:26 AM
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depends what was your last supper, snicker..
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02/19/2013 02:47 AM
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Re: REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
The ironic thing is that if there really is a god no doubt he will target all the fire & brimstone dickheads like yourself first.
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02/19/2013 03:01 AM
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[link to player.hulu.com]
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02/19/2013 03:19 AM

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This really makes me want to believe in your religion
bonsoir
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02/19/2013 03:20 AM
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Whats wrong with meat made from shit ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33137576


Like I said, If you want to try them, then don't repent.

Else suffer eating eat for the coming decades!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13422246


Why suffer ? I think poo is delicious .
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33137576


That you Judethz?
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02/19/2013 03:26 AM

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that was barley cakes not shit OP... cooked on shit... repent or eat barley cakes...
wmMmw
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02/19/2013 03:26 AM
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Re: REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
Whats wrong with meat made from shit ?
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Like I said, If you want to try them, then don't repent.

Else suffer eating eat for the coming decades!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13422246




God said that they will eat there own children.
this time coming wont be fun at all. And OP even if you are a Christian are you sure your that you are serious with your relationship with Jesus. Did you lay down all kinds of sins. Jesus showed many people that only 1 out of 1000 Christians wil be raptured. This is very serious just think aboit it. Make sure you turn from all kinds of sin. Time is short.
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Re: REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
Whats wrong with meat made from shit ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33137576


Like I said, If you want to try them, then don't repent.

Else suffer eating eat for the coming decades!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13422246




God said that they will eat there own children.
this time coming wont be fun at all. And OP even if you are a Christian are you sure your that you are serious with your relationship with Jesus. Did you lay down all kinds of sins. Jesus showed many people that only 1 out of 1000 Christians wil be raptured. This is very serious just think aboit it. Make sure you turn from all kinds of sin. Time is short.
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Yes Thank you my friend, I have got to re think about it many times.

In the mean time for the rest of the guys:

REPENT OR EAT SHIT! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO EAT SHIT, REPENT.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/19/2013 04:24 PM
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YOU GUYS THINK THIS THREAT IS A JOKE HUH?

WATCH OUT FOR THE COMING FOOD DOOM FAMINE WORLD WIDE.

YOU WILL EAT YOUR KIDS LITERALLY.

IT HAS BEGUN!!

Reports from inside the secretive famine-hit, claim a man has been executed after murdering his two children for food.

[link to www.independent.co.uk]
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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02/19/2013 04:30 PM
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Oh okay, We will eat Russian Meteorites Too if we won't repent.

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02/19/2013 04:33 PM
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Re: REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
there is no evidence for god. never has been. only people who are too stupid to tie their own shoe laces aka people who believe in god.

just accept the fact that humans came from an apelike ancestor. Some creature that pissed in its own mouth, ate its own shit. That is life, that is the reality we live in. Deal with it.
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02/19/2013 04:37 PM
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crazyjak
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banana2
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02/19/2013 04:43 PM
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Re: REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
where is your evidence for god? you only have the bible and the bible is full of shit. You just believe that cause you are too stupid to grasp reality.
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02/19/2013 04:44 PM
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Re: REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
REPENT

OR ELSE GOD WILL LET YOU EAT SHIT!

YEAH I MEAN LITERALLY!

And you shall eat it as barley cakes, and you shall bake it with dung that comes out of man, in their sight. - Ezekiel 4:12



YES MY FRIENDS ITS COMING!

AND YOU WILL CANNIBALIZE YOUR CHILDREN TOO!

JUDGEMENT IT IS..



"And I the Lord will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend." - Jeremiah 19:9

"Then you shall eat the offspring of your own body, the flesh of your sons and of your daughters whom the Lord your God has given you" - Deuteronomy 28:53


REPENT NOW OR ELSE SUFFER!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13422246


"God" sounds charming.
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Re: REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
REPENT

OR ELSE GOD WILL LET YOU EAT SHIT!

YEAH I MEAN LITERALLY!

And you shall eat it as barley cakes, and you shall bake it with dung that comes out of man, in their sight. - Ezekiel 4:12



YES MY FRIENDS ITS COMING!

AND YOU WILL CANNIBALIZE YOUR CHILDREN TOO!

JUDGEMENT IT IS..



"And I the Lord will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend." - Jeremiah 19:9

"Then you shall eat the offspring of your own body, the flesh of your sons and of your daughters whom the Lord your God has given you" - Deuteronomy 28:53


REPENT NOW OR ELSE SUFFER!
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What's up bading!
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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02/19/2013 04:45 PM
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Hearts of evil men, can not even comprehend the difference between God's Judgement to this wicked generation versus stupidity..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13422246
Putangina mo!
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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religion is so peaceful

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