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REPENT OR EAT SHIT!

 
Mister_Worlwide

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SO THE ATHEISTS STILL WANNA TASTE IT?
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lunukin mo ang tamod ko
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Mister_Worlwide

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Hearts of evil men, can not even comprehend the difference between God's Judgement to this wicked generation versus stupidity..
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anak ka nang puta
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
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Mister_Worlwide

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Re: REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
REPENT

OR

GOD WILL USE THE NEW WORLD ORDER TO MAKE YOU REPENT!

BELIEVING IN MAN MADE TPTB PROPAGANDA GLOBAL WARMING?

THEN EAT SHIT, IT'S A MORE EFFICIENT FOOD.

OR

REPENT AND GOD WILL MAKE THESE THINGS GO AWAY FOR SURE.
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pokpok
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Mister_Worlwide

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Kneel and bow down the the Lord of Lord, The King of Kings.

No Other Than, The Only One God Jesus Christ!
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Bakla how are you?!?
There's nothing like Miami's heat....
...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
Mister_Worlwide

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Oh okay, We will eat Russian Meteorites Too if we won't repent.


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doomdog
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Mister_Worlwide

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i repent... but to who?
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nobodycat
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Mister_Worlwide

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02/19/2013 04:52 PM
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YOU GUYS THINK THIS THREAT IS A JOKE HUH?

WATCH OUT FOR THE COMING FOOD DOOM FAMINE WORLD WIDE.

YOU WILL EAT YOUR KIDS LITERALLY.

IT HAS BEGUN!!

Reports from inside the secretive famine-hit, claim a man has been executed after murdering his two children for food.

[link to www.independent.co.uk]
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bsflag
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^^^ Thanks for the Bumping..

PAGAN FILIPINO CATHOLIC SHOULD ALSO REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
Mister_Worlwide

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02/19/2013 04:58 PM
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Whats wrong with meat made from shit ?
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Like I said, If you want to try them, then don't repent.

Else suffer eating eat for the coming decades!
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God said that they will eat there own children.
this time coming wont be fun at all. And OP even if you are a Christian are you sure your that you are serious with your relationship with Jesus. Did you lay down all kinds of sins. Jesus showed many people that only 1 out of 1000 Christians wil be raptured. This is very serious just think aboit it. Make sure you turn from all kinds of sin. Time is short.
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Yes Thank you my friend, I have got to re think about it many times.

In the mean time for the rest of the guys:

REPENT OR EAT SHIT! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO EAT SHIT, REPENT.
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curly
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^^^ Thanks for the Bumping..

PAGAN FILIPINO CATHOLIC SHOULD ALSO REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
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maliit ang titi mo
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^^^ Thanks for the Bump..

REPENT OR EAT SHIT FRIENDS..
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^^^ Thanks for the Bump..

REPENT OR EAT SHIT FRIENDS..
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dogcrazy
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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Repent now because this food is coming to your neighborhood right now.

[link to aftermathnews.wordpress.com (secure)]

Japanese scientist makes a ‘delicious’ burger out of… human EXCREMENT

The scientists argue that the new patties are far kinder to the environment as cattle create such a huge amount of greenhouse gas emissions.

Daily Mail | Jun 17, 2011

It takes the saying waste not, want not, to a whole new level.

A Japanese scientist has developed a ‘meat’ burger made out of human excrement.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: REPENT OR EAT SHIT!
that was barley cakes not shit OP... cooked on shit... repent or eat barley cakes...
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and you shall bake it with dung that comes out of man

Dude it says baked "WITH" not cooked "ON"..

try to read the entire chapter.
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02/19/2013 08:25 PM
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that was barley cakes not shit OP... cooked on shit... repent or eat barley cakes...
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and you shall bake it with dung that comes out of man

Dude it says baked "WITH" not cooked "ON"..

try to read the entire chapter.
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Ezekiel chapter 4 kjb

9 “Also take for yourself wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet, and spelt; put them into one vessel, and make bread of them for yourself. During the number of days that you lie on your side, three hundred and ninety days, you shall eat it. 10 And your food which you eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day; from time to time you shall eat it. 11 You shall also drink water by measure, one-sixth of a hin; from time to time you shall drink. 12 And you shall eat it as barley cakes; and bake it using fuel of human waste in their sight.”



What gives... OP?
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that was barley cakes not shit OP... cooked on shit... repent or eat barley cakes...
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and you shall bake it with dung that comes out of man

Dude it says baked "WITH" not cooked "ON"..

try to read the entire chapter.
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Ezekiel chapter 4 NEWkjb

9 “Also take for yourself wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet, and spelt; put them into one vessel, and make bread of them for yourself. During the number of days that you lie on your side, three hundred and ninety days, you shall eat it. 10 And your food which you eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day; from time to time you shall eat it. 11 You shall also drink water by measure, one-sixth of a hin; from time to time you shall drink. 12 And you shall eat it as barley cakes; and bake it using fuel of human waste in their sight.”



What gives... OP?
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Lol the threat of hell wasn't effective enough eh my dear Christians? Lets hope the threat of eating shit will shock more into converting.
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that was barley cakes not shit OP... cooked on shit... repent or eat barley cakes...
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and you shall bake it with dung that comes out of man

Dude it says baked "WITH" not cooked "ON"..

try to read the entire chapter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13422246


Ezekiel chapter 4 kjb

9 “Also take for yourself wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet, and spelt; put them into one vessel, and make bread of them for yourself. During the number of days that you lie on your side, three hundred and ninety days, you shall eat it. 10 And your food which you eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day; from time to time you shall eat it. 11 You shall also drink water by measure, one-sixth of a hin; from time to time you shall drink. 12 And you shall eat it as barley cakes; and bake it using fuel of human waste in their sight.”

What gives... OP?
 Quoting: M1.618 22427554


Dude, don't try to tell me it's King James Translation because it's not.

Nice try but sorry.

Here's the real version: King James Version


9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.

10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.

11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.

12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
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^^^ Thanks for the Bump..

REPENT OR EAT SHIT FRIENDS..
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Swearinf is a sin of the mouth and the heart which last I heard fell into the category of things that need to be repented of.

So was being a crude nasty arrogant hypocrite.

So..you were saying?
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Lol the threat of hell wasn't effective enough eh my dear Christians? Lets hope the threat of eating shit will shock more into converting.
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friend, it's not only about eating shit, but eating fetuses and russian meteorites too, even russian / chinese bombs too. and dirt and Hell.
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^^^ Thanks for the Bump..

REPENT OR EAT SHIT FRIENDS..
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Swearinf is a sin of the mouth and the heart which last I heard fell into the category of things that need to be repented of.

So was being a crude nasty arrogant hypocrite.

So..you were saying?
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Was I swearing? Did I say Repent or Your will eat shit I SWEAR?
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As judgment begins in the House of God I can tell you that this Christian has been eating shit in my wilderness journey, plateloads for some years now. Not literally like that OP refers to with that bible passage but lemme tell you, God is tough and has high standards. I'm about to get out of the pit God threw me in but many others are about to enter it without God and I'm telling you, you can't make it during this time without God.
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And hey, Christians can very much say piss and shit, they are in the bible. Those words don't add curses to anything.
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As judgment begins in the House of God I can tell you that this Christian has been eating shit in my wilderness journey, plateloads for some years now. Not literally like that OP refers to with that bible passage but lemme tell you, God is tough and has high standards. I'm about to get out of the pit God threw me in but many others are about to enter it without God and I'm telling you, you can't make it during this time without God.
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EEEEXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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As judgment begins in the House of God I can tell you that this Christian has been eating shit in my wilderness journey, plateloads for some years now. Not literally like that OP refers to with that bible passage but lemme tell you, God is tough and has high standards. I'm about to get out of the pit God threw me in but many others are about to enter it without God and I'm telling you, you can't make it during this time without God.
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Amen.. hf

God is not Love, Love, Love...

Yes He is Love, but more than that, HE is HOLY, HOLY, HOLY.
- Isaiah 6:3

Jesus Christ is Majesty King of all Kings..
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As judgment begins in the House of God I can tell you that this Christian has been eating shit in my wilderness journey, plateloads for some years now. Not literally like that OP refers to with that bible passage but lemme tell you, God is tough and has high standards. I'm about to get out of the pit God threw me in but many others are about to enter it without God and I'm telling you, you can't make it during this time without God.
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Amen.. hf

God is not Love, Love, Love...

Yes He is Love, but more than that, HE is HOLY, HOLY, HOLY.
- Isaiah 6:3

Jesus Christ is Majesty King of all Kings..
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True.

But ask yourself this.

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As judgment begins in the House of God I can tell you that this Christian has been eating shit in my wilderness journey, plateloads for some years now. Not literally like that OP refers to with that bible passage but lemme tell you, God is tough and has high standards. I'm about to get out of the pit God threw me in but many others are about to enter it without God and I'm telling you, you can't make it during this time without God.
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Amen.. hf

God is not Love, Love, Love...

Yes He is Love, but more than that, HE is HOLY, HOLY, HOLY.
- Isaiah 6:3

Jesus Christ is Majesty King of all Kings..
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True.

But ask yourself this.


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I don't care how many buses you own
Or the size of your sanctuary
Doesn't matter how steep
Your steeple is, if it's sittin' on a cemetery

I don't care if you pave your parking lot
Or put pads upon your pews
What good is a picture perfect stage
If you're missin' all the cues

I don't care if your pastor is super powered
And your program's always new
What you need is love and truth
And men are gonna come to you

It doesn't matter if you know the Bible
If it's all just in your head
But the thing I need to ask you
Is have you done the things I said?

Do you love your wife?
For her and for and for your children
Are you layin' down your life?
What about the others?

Are you livin' as a servant
To your sisters and your brothers?
Do you make the poor man beg you for a bone?
Do the widow and the orphan cry alone?

I don't care if you pray for miracles
I don't care if you speak with tongues
I don't care if you've said you love Me
In every song you've sung

It doesn't matter if your sacrifice of praise
Is loud enough to raise the dead
The thing I need to ask you
Is have you done the things I said?

Do you love your wife?
With all you've got inside you
Are you layin' down your life?
What about the others?

Are you livin' as a servant
To your sisters and your brothers?
Do you make the poor man beg you for a bone?
Do the widow and the orphan cry alone?

Lord, we were your prisoner
But we did not come to you
When was it that we saw you sick
That we didn't follow through

Every time you turned your head
And pretended not to see
When you did it not to the least of these
You did it not to Me
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I think you've ate enough shit for the all of us.

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