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REPENT OR EAT SHIT!

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/21/2013 12:36 PM
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Well the new age cult will also burn in Hell too.

A time will come that all these Religions will be erased.

Imagine all the people, living life in peace...

All religions erased from the face of the earth,

Thanks for the bump my friend. hf

I'm neither pro democracy nor republic nor any type of government but I'm a Monarch.

Because HE will Rule as King of Kings for a thousand years,

Every knee will bow, every tongue will confess.

And I saw thrones, and they sat upon them, and judgment was given unto them: and I saw the souls of them that were beheaded for the witness of Jesus, and for the word of God, and which had not worshipped the beast, neither his image, neither had received his mark upon their foreheads, or in their hands; and they lived and reigned with Christ a thousand years. Revelation 20:4
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You sure lack humility for someone who opened a topic about repentance, you're probably one of the 'do as I say, but not as I do' kind. Maybe you have some repenting to do as well, as do I. At least I don't look down my nose and talk down on people.

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“We can not solve our problems with the same level of thinking that created them” -Albert Einstein
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You sure lack humility for someone who opened a topic about repentance, you're probably one of the 'do as I say, but not as I do' kind. Maybe you have some repenting to do as well, as do I. At least I don't look down my nose and talk down on people.
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There's no such thing as lack of humility towards wickedness and false doctrines, if there is you don't love humans since you are pushing them deeper into the pits of Hell.
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02/21/2013 12:51 PM
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Stand for what is right, stop mixing Christianity with Oprah type of new age cult because we can never have both.

It's either we are for God or not, for satan or not.

hf
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02/21/2013 12:53 PM
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In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. - Genesis 1:1

before the beginning God is. He is from eternity to eternity.

God is separate from His Creation.
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Respect nature otherwise nature will force respect, the world is full of examples in that department, it's like playing with fire without respecting it, and burning yourself a bit too much.
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lol, respect nature as if nature has brains of it's own.
i say respect God of the Universe since He is Totally Sovereign..


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34801652


Nature is an other word for source, I depends how you look at words. People tend to listen less when you talk about God, since it's been abused so much by now to fulfill egotistical agenda's with hate and fear as it's masters.

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Nope It doesn't depends on how we look at everything, it depends on God on how he does what he does, when you think nature as gods, its no more pagan as people worshiping the sun god or god of the sea, ect.

God is completely separate that even if the whole universe wasn't created yet, He is what He is, God will never change not even a bit.

This kind of way of think really does bury peoples mind to esoteric idolatry thus the name of Christ is just being used by a religious cult like these people here.


[link to ph.news.yahoo.com]

A sect named Defenders of Christ that was broken up in Mexico last month forced women to participate in orgies, discouraged baths and made people eat raw animal organs, the wife of a cult leader said Tuesday.

Mexican immigration authorities raided the sex-driven sect's house in the northern state of Nuevo Laredo on January 25, rounding up 14 foreigners, including its Spanish leader Ignacio Gonzalez de Arriba, and 10 Mexicans.

Gonzalez de Arriba saw himself as the reincarnation of Christ and used the Internet to recruit adherents, offering classes on "bio-programming," alternative health care, psychic powers and sexuality, according to the Victim Support Network, which helps people who flee sects.

"They broke you down, making you even doubt your own name," Blanca Castro, who was married to a Venezuelan leader of the Defenders of Christ, told a news conference.
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Ezekiel chapter 4 kjb

9 “Also take for yourself wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet, and spelt; put them into one vessel, and make bread of them for yourself. During the number of days that you lie on your side, three hundred and ninety days, you shall eat it. 10 And your food which you eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day; from time to time you shall eat it. 11 You shall also drink water by measure, one-sixth of a hin; from time to time you shall drink. 12 And you shall eat it as barley cakes; and bake it using fuel of human waste in their sight.”

What gives... OP?
 Quoting: M1.618 22427554


Dude, don't try to tell me it's King James Translation because it's not.

Nice try but sorry.

Here's the real version: King James Version


9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.

10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.

11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.

12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34801652


Read it! I told you it was new King James but it does not matter - and thou shalt bake it with dung, opposed to - and make thee bread thereof

What gives OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34682918


Nope, ice try again, sorry.

You're using the new age bible, no such thing as new king james version.

read the next verses and see this prophet complaining in what they are about to eat.

Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth.

Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.

stop trying to defend the scripture like the new age oprah esoteric scumbags, look it's already happening in japan,
why can't you just accept eating them if we won't repent?

it's more effecient and better for the environment too because its production causes a lot lesser carbon footprint.

because we are unrepentant and buying in to man made global warming fraud, EAT SHIT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34801652


I do not care about bible versions. I am not a pharisee, or the father of them, but the truth that is found within in agreement with natural law. The algorithm to love God with all and all creation as self. Only in ignorance the truth becomes questionable. And delusion does not matter to me. I do not make judgement upon others. I am not in any sense new age, whatever the static interpretation of it you might conceive.

In some agrarian societies, human dung or shit is used as fertilizer as historically this was a very efficient use for it. Animal dung was used for bricks or as a fuel source for fire. But cooking on shit = is cooking on shit. Why would the Lord command HIS servant to eat shit, or anyone? If you take the context of the word, sentence, gospels or the 4 witnesses of the Christ, rest of the bible, logic together, how does it make sense? Judge others as you would judge yourself, beware the leaven and as you put it -

Riddle me this... have you read the bible?

REPENT

OR ELSE GOD WILL LET YOU EAT SHIT!

YEAH I MEAN LITERALLY!
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Dude, don't try to tell me it's King James Translation because it's not.

Nice try but sorry.

Here's the real version: King James Version


9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.

10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.

11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.

12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34801652


Read it! I told you it was new King James but it does not matter - and thou shalt bake it with dung, opposed to - and make thee bread thereof

What gives OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34682918


Nope, ice try again, sorry.

You're using the new age bible, no such thing as new king james version.

read the next verses and see this prophet complaining in what they are about to eat.

Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth.

Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.

stop trying to defend the scripture like the new age oprah esoteric scumbags, look it's already happening in japan,
why can't you just accept eating them if we won't repent?

it's more effecient and better for the environment too because its production causes a lot lesser carbon footprint.

because we are unrepentant and buying in to man made global warming fraud, EAT SHIT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34801652


Why would the Lord command HIS servant to eat shit, or anyone?

 Quoting: M1.618


There you go, this is the grand question..

Why?

Backtrack a few verses: Ezekiel 4:

4 Lie thou also upon thy left side, and lay the iniquity of the house of Israel upon it: according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon it thou shalt bear their iniquity.

5 For I have laid upon thee the years of their iniquity, according to the number of the days, three hundred and ninety days: so shalt thou bear the iniquity of the house of Israel.

6 And when thou hast accomplished them, lie again on thy right side, and thou shalt bear the iniquity of the house of Judah forty days: I have appointed thee each day for a year.


NOW WHY WOULD GOD DO THAT TO HIS SERVANTS??

Here are a couple of devoted servants too with their little sin:

Leviticus 10:

1 And Nadab and Abihu, the sons of Aaron, took either of them his censer, and put fire therein, and put incense thereon, and offered strange fire before the Lord, which he commanded them not.

2 And there went out fire from the Lord, and devoured them, and they died before the Lord.

Really huh? God won't do that to His servants?

Is eating shit like the Japanese today are doing not better than instantaneous death from fire from the Lord?

This actually means God will make his servants repent or eat some shit.

And besides, using that's why we always use KJV not some crappy Bible translations like how you said "I do not care about bible versions." As if choosing a bible translation isn't VERY important.
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02/22/2013 03:36 PM
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Are you going to eat some Balut? Or are you just bading?
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...Padre Island, TX does beat it!
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02/22/2013 03:43 PM
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I was about to make a thread about "the worse thing about jesus Christ"

wich is the fact that your window of opportunity only lasts for so long.

And a lot of people will go like "hey, but I pray!"
"why it no working?"

And Jesus will be like "I dont know you".

It happened to me once.

Keep the seed. Keep the oil. Walk the way.
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Read it! I told you it was new King James but it does not matter - and thou shalt bake it with dung, opposed to - and make thee bread thereof

What gives OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34682918


Nope, ice try again, sorry.

You're using the new age bible, no such thing as new king james version.

read the next verses and see this prophet complaining in what they are about to eat.

Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth.

Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.

stop trying to defend the scripture like the new age oprah esoteric scumbags, look it's already happening in japan,
why can't you just accept eating them if we won't repent?

it's more effecient and better for the environment too because its production causes a lot lesser carbon footprint.

because we are unrepentant and buying in to man made global warming fraud, EAT SHIT.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34801652


Why would the Lord command HIS servant to eat shit, or anyone?

 Quoting: M1.618


There you go, this is the grand question..

Why?

Backtrack a few verses: Ezekiel 4:

4 Lie thou also upon thy left side, and lay the iniquity of the house of Israel upon it: according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon it thou shalt bear their iniquity.

5 For I have laid upon thee the years of their iniquity, according to the number of the days, three hundred and ninety days: so shalt thou bear the iniquity of the house of Israel.

6 And when thou hast accomplished them, lie again on thy right side, and thou shalt bear the iniquity of the house of Judah forty days: I have appointed thee each day for a year.


NOW WHY WOULD GOD DO THAT TO HIS SERVANTS??

Here are a couple of devoted servants too with their little sin:

Leviticus 10:

1 And Nadab and Abihu, the sons of Aaron, took either of them his censer, and put fire therein, and put incense thereon, and offered strange fire before the Lord, which he commanded them not.

2 And there went out fire from the Lord, and devoured them, and they died before the Lord.

Really huh? God won't do that to His servants?

Is eating shit like the Japanese today are doing not better than instantaneous death from fire from the Lord?

This actually means God will make his servants repent or eat some shit.

And besides, using that's why we always use KJV not some crappy Bible translations like how you said "I do not care about bible versions." As if choosing a bible translation isn't VERY important.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34801652


Answer my question, have you read the bible OP?
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OP, your are blind and you are trying to lead the blind. Both will end up in the wrong destination.
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Here's for you guys out there..

hfhfhf

God is not love, love, love..

He is Holy, Holy, Holy - Revelation 4:8

All you new age cult out there saying your god is "all" about love.

yes He is Love, but He is also Just.

No sin is so little that it will not send its perpetrator to the pits of hell.

Yet, no sin is so large that it cannot be washed away by the blood of Jesus Christ.

So Repent before it's too late my friends.
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bumpbumpbump
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This is disgusting news. bump
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I say eat shit
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I'll wait until they can make ribs.
Cannibal shit BBQ ftw!!

5a
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I'll wait until they can make ribs.
Cannibal shit BBQ ftw!!

5a
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Yuck man
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HELL IS ALSO A DUMP OF SHIT. REPENT.
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