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REPENT OR EAT SHIT!

 
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I can believe it OP. Aleister creepy Crowley said "slaughter cattle AFTER a child" I'm thinking hes giving instruction on canabalizing.....

But in Asia the afterbirth parts of humans are considered a prized delicasy and relatives come far and wide to get a bite, seems it has regenerative powers.
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I can believe it OP. Aleister creepy Crowley said "slaughter cattle AFTER a child" I'm thinking hes giving instruction on canabalizing.....

But in Asia the afterbirth parts of humans are considered a prized delicasy and relatives come far and wide to get a bite, seems it has regenerative powers.
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The theory of evolution is unleashing legions of crowleys here on earth.

We need to Run to Christ.

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that was barley cakes not shit OP... cooked on shit... repent or eat barley cakes...
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and you shall bake it with dung that comes out of man

Dude it says baked "WITH" not cooked "ON"..

try to read the entire chapter.
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Ezekiel chapter 4 kjb

9 “Also take for yourself wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet, and spelt; put them into one vessel, and make bread of them for yourself. During the number of days that you lie on your side, three hundred and ninety days, you shall eat it. 10 And your food which you eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day; from time to time you shall eat it. 11 You shall also drink water by measure, one-sixth of a hin; from time to time you shall drink. 12 And you shall eat it as barley cakes; and bake it using fuel of human waste in their sight.”

What gives... OP?
 Quoting: M1.618 22427554


Dude, don't try to tell me it's King James Translation because it's not.

Nice try but sorry.

Here's the real version: King James Version


9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.

10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.

11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.

12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34801652


Read it! I told you it was new King James but it does not matter - and thou shalt bake it with dung, opposed to - and make thee bread thereof

What gives OP?
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I can believe it OP. Aleister creepy Crowley said "slaughter cattle AFTER a child" I'm thinking hes giving instruction on canabalizing.....

But in Asia the afterbirth parts of humans are considered a prized delicasy and relatives come far and wide to get a bite, seems it has regenerative powers.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1757708


The theory of evolution is unleashing legions of crowleys here on earth.

We need to Run to Christ.


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Britney kissing Madonna ohyeah

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and you shall bake it with dung that comes out of man

Dude it says baked "WITH" not cooked "ON"..

try to read the entire chapter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13422246


Ezekiel chapter 4 kjb

9 “Also take for yourself wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet, and spelt; put them into one vessel, and make bread of them for yourself. During the number of days that you lie on your side, three hundred and ninety days, you shall eat it. 10 And your food which you eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day; from time to time you shall eat it. 11 You shall also drink water by measure, one-sixth of a hin; from time to time you shall drink. 12 And you shall eat it as barley cakes; and bake it using fuel of human waste in their sight.”

What gives... OP?
 Quoting: M1.618 22427554


Dude, don't try to tell me it's King James Translation because it's not.

Nice try but sorry.

Here's the real version: King James Version


9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.

10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.

11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.

12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34801652


Read it! I told you it was new King James but it does not matter - and thou shalt bake it with dung, opposed to - and make thee bread thereof

What gives OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34682918


no such thing as new king james translation, only fake new age translations.

dude read the next passages and don't try to be a new age scum trying to re write the bible translation.

Ezekiel 4:14 - Hear the prophet complaining?

And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them.

Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth.

Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.
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Asswipe

Drop dead you retarded fuck
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and you shall bake it with dung that comes out of man

Dude it says baked "WITH" not cooked "ON"..

try to read the entire chapter.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13422246


Ezekiel chapter 4 kjb

9 “Also take for yourself wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet, and spelt; put them into one vessel, and make bread of them for yourself. During the number of days that you lie on your side, three hundred and ninety days, you shall eat it. 10 And your food which you eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day; from time to time you shall eat it. 11 You shall also drink water by measure, one-sixth of a hin; from time to time you shall drink. 12 And you shall eat it as barley cakes; and bake it using fuel of human waste in their sight.”

What gives... OP?
 Quoting: M1.618 22427554


Dude, don't try to tell me it's King James Translation because it's not.

Nice try but sorry.

Here's the real version: King James Version


9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.

10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.

11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.

12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34801652


Read it! I told you it was new King James but it does not matter - and thou shalt bake it with dung, opposed to - and make thee bread thereof

What gives OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34682918


Nope, ice try again, sorry.

You're using the new age bible, no such thing as new king james version.

read the next verses and see this prophet complaining in what they are about to eat.

Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth.

Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.

stop trying to defend the scripture like the new age oprah esoteric scumbags, look it's already happening in japan,
why can't you just accept eating them if we won't repent?

it's more effecient and better for the environment too because its production causes a lot lesser carbon footprint.

because we are unrepentant and buying in to man made global warming fraud, EAT SHIT.
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Drop dead you retarded fuck
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Thanks for the Bump my friend.

hf
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02/20/2013 04:12 PM
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i repent... but to who?
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Jesus.

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Oh, I love all people here in GLP, new age scumbags and atheists, coward atheists(agnostics) included.. But we must repent or we eat shit.
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i repent... but to who?
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Jesus.

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Awesome! The Fuel Project no less.

hfhfhf
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Folks, My Beloved Friends(Atheists, New Agers ALL Glpers)..

Here's my love for you:

red_heart

But,

I don't want my future family to eat shit too, so we must repent.
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Well...shit it is!
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Ezekiel chapter 4 kjb

9 “Also take for yourself wheat, barley, beans, lentils, millet, and spelt; put them into one vessel, and make bread of them for yourself. During the number of days that you lie on your side, three hundred and ninety days, you shall eat it. 10 And your food which you eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day; from time to time you shall eat it. 11 You shall also drink water by measure, one-sixth of a hin; from time to time you shall drink. 12 And you shall eat it as barley cakes; and bake it using fuel of human waste in their sight.”

What gives... OP?
 Quoting: M1.618 22427554


Dude, don't try to tell me it's King James Translation because it's not.

Nice try but sorry.

Here's the real version: King James Version


9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.

10 And thy meat which thou shalt eat shall be by weight, twenty shekels a day: from time to time shalt thou eat it.

11 Thou shalt drink also water by measure, the sixth part of an hin: from time to time shalt thou drink.

12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34801652


Read it! I told you it was new King James but it does not matter - and thou shalt bake it with dung, opposed to - and make thee bread thereof

What gives OP?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34682918


no such thing as new king james translation, only fake new age translations.

dude read the next passages and don't try to be a new age scum trying to re write the bible translation.

Ezekiel 4:14 - Hear the prophet complaining?

And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them.

Then said I, Ah Lord GOD! behold, my soul hath not been polluted: for from my youth up even till now have I not eaten of that which dieth of itself, or is torn in pieces; neither came there abominable flesh into my mouth.

Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.
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Bading make some lumpia and pancit!
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Drop dead you retarded fuck
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Asswipe

Drop dead you retarded fuck
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Thanks for the Bump my friend.

hf
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Don't eat too much balut.
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Oh, I love all people here in GLP, new age scumbags and atheists, coward atheists(agnostics) included.. But we must repent or we eat shit.
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ohyeah

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Nope, I'm not so much of a Hater..

All I'm saying is Repent..

hf
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Thanks for the Bump, I love you and Please Repent..
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if satan hates god, why does he torture people who don't follow god?
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if satan hates god, why does he torture people who don't follow god?
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Genesis 1:26 Says, We are created in the Image and Likeness of God,

Since satan can not kick God's ass,

And we people remind satan of God, Satan hates humans for all eternity.

That's why satan does what he does because of his hatred for God.

But satan has no power over us unless God will judge us and God will let satan touch us.

That's why we need to repent or Eat Shit.
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Thanks for the bump again bro..
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While we should hate humanISM, we still red_heartlove humans that's why we urge them to Repent because we don't want to eat SHIT.


L U S T

And GOD saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.

- Genesis 6:5
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Respect nature otherwise nature will force respect, the world is full of examples in that department, it's like playing with fire without respecting it, and burning yourself a bit too much.
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Respect nature otherwise nature will force respect, the world is full of examples in that department, it's like playing with fire without respecting it, and burning yourself a bit too much.
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lol, respect nature as if nature has brains of it's own.
i say respect God of the Universe since He is Totally Sovereign..

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Respect nature otherwise nature will force respect, the world is full of examples in that department, it's like playing with fire without respecting it, and burning yourself a bit too much.
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lol, respect nature as if nature has brains of it's own.
i say respect God of the Universe since He is Totally Sovereign..


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Nature is an other word for source, I depends how you look at words. People tend to listen less when you talk about God, since it's been abused so much by now to fulfill egotistical agenda's with hate and fear as it's masters. So I usually say nature for that reason.

“I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.” -Frank Lloyd Wright



And besides, I was more talking in the vein of receiving fire first and then water, instead of the other way around like most people seem to prefer. It might be just me, but throwing a bucket of water over yourself and then getting burned sounds quite insane to me, especially when there is a choice. hf
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