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FINAL WARNING REGARDING SPACE ROCKS please read message!!

 
Children of the Atom

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i watched a documentary called "Armageddon", staring Bruce Willis oddly enough, but the world already almost came to an end. A hobbyist found the asteroid, since NASA was looking the other way, but a man blew it up just in the nick of time. So moral of the story, as long as we have oil drillers with nukes and mini guns...we will be ok.
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kind of odd all these meteorites showing up in the same week...
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kind of odd all these meteorites showing up in the same week...
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Thats what i was saying earlier...and nasa says they are NOT connected to each other. Just random events. I say BS. again not saying ones coming just kinda weird.
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:op a fag:



:abandon:
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lol
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i watched a documentary called "Armageddon", staring Bruce Willis oddly enough, but the world already almost came to an end. A hobbyist found the asteroid, since NASA was looking the other way, but a man blew it up just in the nick of time. So moral of the story, as long as we have oil drillers with nukes and mini guns...we will be ok.
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Nice one!
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I work in intel gathering for an unknown agency.
What I have discovered is absolutely horrible and I cannot possible not share with my fellow men.
These last few days meteors are just the harbingers of something much bigger heading on a collision course with our planet.
The latest figures I have read, call for the loss of practically half the human race.
Not much time left, kiss your loved ones and make peace with your maker.
May whatever Gods you worship be with you.
I have no more words to describe the sorrow I feel right now.
I...I.must go, Im so sorry.
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Either provide factual information in detail or this is simply more BS.
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I work in intel gathering for an unknown agency.
What I have discovered is absolutely horrible and I cannot possible not share with my fellow men.
These last few days meteors are just the harbingers of something much bigger heading on a collision course with our planet.
The latest figures I have read, call for the loss of practically half the human race.
Not much time left, kiss your loved ones and make peace with your maker.
May whatever Gods you worship be with you.
I have no more words to describe the sorrow I feel right now.
I...I.must go, Im so sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184662


Op, good try, I've been known to pen the occasional story myself, and I've learned a few things from the GLP community on spinning a plausible yarn.

My chief complaint is that your little epistle sounds more like a transcript than something typed.

We would expect someone to say, in a fit of emotion "I...I.must go, Im so sorry.", but there is no reason to type it this way unless you were trying to evoke emotion from your readers.

Tidy it up,throw out a few juicy facts if there is any truth in what you write, and be like Joe Friday, "just the facts" next time.
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I work in intel gathering for an unknown agency.
What I have discovered is absolutely horrible and I cannot possible not share with my fellow men.
These last few days meteors are just the harbingers of something much bigger heading on a collision course with our planet.
The latest figures I have read, call for the loss of practically half the human race.
Not much time left, kiss your loved ones and make peace with your maker.
May whatever Gods you worship be with you.
I have no more words to describe the sorrow I feel right now.
I...I.must go, Im so sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184662


ya OK area 51 guy..

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If you're going to pose as a government agent, at least use proper spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalization. Nobody believes you, so if we all die, it's all your fault for not being clear.
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another one who has too much to drink , smoke or meds crazy
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I work in intel gathering for an unknown agency.
What I have discovered is absolutely horrible and I cannot possible not share with my fellow men.
These last few days meteors are just the harbingers of something much bigger heading on a collision course with our planet.
The latest figures I have read, call for the loss of practically half the human race.
Not much time left, kiss your loved ones and make peace with your maker.
May whatever Gods you worship be with you.
I have no more words to describe the sorrow I feel right now.
I...I.must go, Im so sorry.
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Collision or pass by?
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If you're going to pose as a government agent, at least use proper spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalization. Nobody believes you, so if we all die, it's all your fault for not being clear.
 Quoting: Meggarea


This just made my day.

"so if we all die, it's all your fault..." Still laughing from this one. Thank you.
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I work in intel gathering for an unknown agency.
What I have discovered is absolutely horrible and I cannot possible not share with my fellow men.
These last few days meteors are just the harbingers of something much bigger heading on a collision course with our planet.
The latest figures I have read, call for the loss of practically half the human race.
Not much time left, kiss your loved ones and make peace with your maker.
May whatever Gods you worship be with you.
I have no more words to describe the sorrow I feel right now.
I...I.must go, Im so sorry.
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looking for attension?....go play with mommy tits.
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Mommy decided it had to stop when he turned 43.
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Thread: Within the next 2 weeks, something MAJOR will happen and it will be on the mainstream news 24/7
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OP where was you b 4 these meteorites,

with this information.

you was no where and nothing,

now fuckoff back to nothing,
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bsflag

1/10. Probably the worst troll attempt I've read in a while.
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OP where was you b 4 these meteorites,

with this information.

you was no where and nothing,

now fuckoff back to nothing,
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cupofjoebyekitty
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OK, I'm not saying that OP is telling the truth, but c'mon...SOMETHING is going on with all these meteors, right? And who else has the feeling that SOMETHING is coming, that SOMETHING big is going to happen soon?
DOOM better not interrupt my Walking Dead!!
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so if we all die, it's all your fault for not being clear.
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Best line of the day, love it! Thanks for making me laugh. Made it all the worth while to read this thread. rofl
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i watched a documentary called "Armageddon", staring Bruce Willis oddly enough, but the world already almost came to an end. A hobbyist found the asteroid, since NASA was looking the other way, but a man blew it up just in the nick of time. So moral of the story, as long as we have oil drillers with nukes and mini guns...we will be ok.
 Quoting: Cathal246


that's right
real men
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
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I work in intel gathering for an unknown agency.
What I have discovered is absolutely horrible and I cannot possible not share with my fellow men.
These last few days meteors are just the harbingers of something much bigger heading on a collision course with our planet.
The latest figures I have read, call for the loss of practically half the human race.
Not much time left, kiss your loved ones and make peace with your maker.
May whatever Gods you worship be with you.
I have no more words to describe the sorrow I feel right now.
I...I.must go, Im so sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184662


Yeah right....
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kind of odd all these meteorites showing up in the same week...
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Thats what i was saying earlier...and nasa says they are NOT connected to each other. Just random events. I say BS. again not saying ones coming just kinda weird.
 Quoting: Cathal246


This. Sometimes I think they say and do stuff like this just to mess with us.

"Hey, let's say these obviously connected events are not related, and sick back and watch GLP meltdown!"

Maybe no harm meant...just good fun.
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these small pieces are detonating and causing emp they arent impacting they are exploding!!.. if a large piece is inbound.. then it will be like the one impact that killed the mammoths and Clovis people .. look it up 12,900 years ago.. not milions but thousands


to many posters jumped in against .. why? you deranged fools..!



I have a strong feeling this OP was sincere.
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Funny... me 2...
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me too
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I work in intel gathering for an unknown agency.
What I have discovered is absolutely horrible and I cannot possible not share with my fellow men.
These last few days meteors are just the harbingers of something much bigger heading on a collision course with our planet.
The latest figures I have read, call for the loss of practically half the human race.
Not much time left, kiss your loved ones and make peace with your maker.
May whatever Gods you worship be with you.
I have no more words to describe the sorrow I feel right now.
I...I.must go, Im so sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184662


OP:
Since half of the human race is going to die soon why not just give us the real name of the "unknown agency", and also any detailed facts that you could share with us!

Why should you worry if they will fire -or- kill you! After all, half of us (including maybe You -or- I) would be dead any damn way!
Why lie before half of us Die!
HELL!..... Even our "Tomato Plants" deserve the damn truth!
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cruise
So true. OP you are an idiot and should be cast out. perm.
WTF is wrong with you teen-agers posting these threads? I love the dramatic hesitation in your post as if speaking. What a tool you are. It's time to accept it.
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I read some sort of prophecy a few years ago about the meteor showers. It said it will become so common that we'll stop marveling over every one of them. They'll be an everyday occurance.

Scary thought.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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I work in intel gathering for an unknown agency.
What I have discovered is absolutely horrible and I cannot possible not share with my fellow men.
These last few days meteors are just the harbingers of something much bigger heading on a collision course with our planet.
The latest figures I have read, call for the loss of practically half the human race.
Not much time left, kiss your loved ones and make peace with your maker.
May whatever Gods you worship be with you.
I have no more words to describe the sorrow I feel right now.
I...I.must go, Im so sorry.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1184662
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Thank you sir, for this valuable information to some who are brave enough to face such things.

I have known about such things for over one decade, but know that humans who have no belief in God, or the spiritual world are going to suffer the most. I've seen the other side and will not get preacher like here. One has to find that part themselves, it is free to all who seek the peace and love.

I was raised in one very rough area of Cleveland, went to school with the children of mobsters, rode with major names in the motorcycle club world as free rider from the 1960'on. It's been a hard life kids, but I have full faith in the Lord, trust in God to bring us all through what is coming. Hope to meet some of you on the other side!
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Cool story bro .....
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Nah....op got to add two dragons....a black sword....and gay golem.

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