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Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.

 
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02/19/2013 12:32 PM
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Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
Gay men have babies out of their butts. (I now know they adopt or have one from a previous relationship)

Santa Claus will come if you're awake only if you keep your eyes closed and your covers over your head. (There is no Santa Claus)
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02/19/2013 12:34 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
When dogs lick their privates they aren't actually "washing themselves"!
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02/19/2013 12:37 PM
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All cats are female and dogs male!
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02/19/2013 12:37 PM
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USA WAS THE LAND OF THE FREE.
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02/19/2013 12:42 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
Ice cream trucks were magic and had unlimited ice cream and secret trap doors in the bottom that lead to a magical pocket dimension house where the ice cream man lived with his family. (In truth he has to restock, and if he doesn't have a home probably sleeps on the floor of the truck)
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02/19/2013 12:44 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
Eating watermellon seeds are what makes a woman pregnant.
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02/19/2013 12:45 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
That man went to the moon and than I discovered it was a Hoax.
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02/19/2013 12:46 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
Peewee's Playhouse was real and that one day I would go there and learn how to be a real cowboy from Cowboy Curtis. (We all know how that turned out)
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02/19/2013 12:47 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
People try to do the right thing.
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02/19/2013 12:48 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
Kissing made you pregnant.
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02/19/2013 12:49 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
Eating watermellon seeds are what makes a woman pregnant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34753188


If I ever have kids I'm sure I will be tempted to use this...
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02/19/2013 12:50 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
When I was little, 65 years ago, my mother and all my aunts wore high high heels.

And I thought the heels of their FEET ACTUALLY went all the way down--in the shoe--to the floor!

Who knew?

:) Emily
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
That Batman wore Batman underwear, and Superman wore Superman underwear and so on.
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02/19/2013 12:52 PM
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Women get pregnant from giving oral sex
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02/19/2013 12:52 PM

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That Batman wore Batman underwear, and Superman wore Superman underwear and so on.
 Quoting: Booster Gold



They don't ???
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02/19/2013 12:53 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
The civil war was about slaves.
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02/19/2013 12:53 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
MEn walking on the moon.
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Peewee's Playhouse was real and that one day I would go there and learn how to be a real cowboy from Cowboy Curtis. (We all know how that turned out)
 Quoting: Booster Gold


Cowboy Curtis was awesome. Laurence Fishbourne!

My brother told me hamburgers were horse meat. Since this is now a current topic I can say I really dont see what the big deal is.
Formerly Anita PooporShart & Anderson Pooper.
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The moon is made of green cheese.
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02/19/2013 12:54 PM
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I was thankful that as Americans, we had news programs that told us only the truth. I felt sorry for the Russians that they had only that propaganda
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02/19/2013 12:55 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
Policemen are there to help not injure and priests are good men to be trusted
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02/19/2013 12:56 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
If you swallow gum, it will get stuck to your heart and will kill you.
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
That my Teddy Ruxbin was alive and would eventually kill me in my sleep.
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02/19/2013 12:57 PM
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rapturelol
Don't blame the puppet in the white house, blame the system he came up in.

:gtable:
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02/19/2013 12:58 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
All cats are female and dogs male!
 Quoting: timmy 1404507


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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
turkey basters don't get you pregnant.
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:rapturelol:
 Quoting: Dr. Gucci


:velocirapture:
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02/19/2013 12:59 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
That cartoons were alive but lived in Toon Town as per the Roger Rabbit film and were segregated because people like Doc Brown wanted to kill them.
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
All cats are female and dogs male!
 Quoting: timmy 1404507


Don't know much about cats.

However, all dogs ARE male. Female canines are known as bitches.
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02/19/2013 01:00 PM
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Re: Things you thought when you were a kid that you know aren't true now.
if youre asleep on the floor and someone crosses over you and not cross back you will not grow.
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02/19/2013 01:04 PM

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Jesus loves me.
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.

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