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Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!

 
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Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
Ok .... No Biblical reference, either "Old Testament" or "New Testament" Jesus Apocrypha, or other of it's time ever mention the Solar System, or Spherical Earth.

Wouldn't that be a Prime Miracle to have accurately told "believers" to find out when it would be later proven?

So "Jesus" could talk to GOD, heal the lame, but didn't know that the Earth was round! See where I'm going?

Interesting that people "Create" whatever "Belief" that makes them feel good, even defending inaccuracies, just for the sake of comforting themselves from being just another species on this planet! What happened to plain common sense and logic?
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
Jesus said I have more to tell you but you can not bear it now.

You think you would have complehended it? Not likely. You would be more interested in stay safe from the Romans.

By the way, God told mankind to go and populate the earth. That is exaclty what happened!

:)

Too much knowledge and not enough wisdom would kill us. I guess too much technology and not enough wisdom will do it in our modern time too!

Keep watching and you will see!
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
And not a single mention of nuclear war or the internet, either! By golly...
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
cuz he was an ignorant old man.
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
He didn't mention Global Warming either. He lied to us!
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
Yeh, but he also said he would return during that generation and some people standing there with him would witness it.

Didn't happen. By his own law he was a false prophet should have been stoned to death.
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
Jesus said I have more to tell you but you can not bear it now.

You think you would have complehended it? Not likely. You would be more interested in stay safe from the Romans.

By the way, God told mankind to go and populate the earth. That is exaclty what happened!

:)

Too much knowledge and not enough wisdom would kill us. I guess too much technology and not enough wisdom will do it in our modern time too!

Keep watching and you will see!
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According to "Scripture" GOD said Go forth, multiply, and replenish the Earth. If it were a new creation, why would they have to restock the planet?
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Don't blame the puppet in the white house, blame the system he came up in.

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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
Umm because everyone already knew it?
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
You are so stupid, it hurts my soul. You must be role-playing, because nobody is this dumb.

Just in case, to settle the matter:

"Flat Earth" belief was something limited to the Dark Ages. Your boy, Copernicus, was rediscovering knowledge that was already gained and lost several times over, and will most likely be lost again.

Where there was high society, from Sumeria/Akkadia/Babylon/Egypt/Greece/Rome/Rama/Atlantis what-have-you they fully knew and understood the shape of the Earth as well as they knew the rotation around the Sun, the planets they weren't even supposed to know about or see, the seasons, etc.

If you SERIOUSLY think that prior to your Boy nobody ever knew the earth was round/sphere/ovoid/whatever, you are a mindless drone.

Now as for Jesus, Jesus was a part of Rome, and it was common knowledge in Rome.

The President of the United States (including the false one, Obama) does not begin every State of the Union address with "Just so everyone understands, the EArth is not flat!"

Why would Jesus?

Dumbass.
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
Yeh, but he also said he would return during that generation and some people standing there with him would witness it.

Didn't happen. By his own law he was a false prophet should have been stoned to death.
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Generation is a mistranslation.

The subtext is part of the extraction from the New Testament any mention of Reincarnation.
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
Ok .... No Biblical reference, either "Old Testament" or "New Testament" Jesus Apocrypha, or other of it's time ever mention the Solar System, or Spherical Earth.

Wouldn't that be a Prime Miracle to have accurately told "believers" to find out when it would be later proven?

So "Jesus" could talk to GOD, heal the lame, but didn't know that the Earth was round! See where I'm going?

Interesting that people "Create" whatever "Belief" that makes them feel good, even defending inaccuracies, just for the sake of comforting themselves from being just another species on this planet! What happened to plain common sense and logic?
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Follow closely please as I will present Part #2 of this study next shabbat.Study it carefully and look at the scriptural facts.Much more I will present later in part 3

LEVITICUS CHAPTER 23

Six days shall work be done: but the seventh day is the sabbath of rest, an holy convocation; ye shall do no work therein: it is the sabbath of the LORD in all your dwellings.

4These are the feasts of the LORD, even holy convocations, which ye shall proclaim in their seasons.

5 In the fourteenth day of the first month at even is the LORD's passover.

6And on the fifteenth day of the same month is the feast of unleavened bread unto the LORD: seven days ye must eat unleavened bread.

NOW THE KEY IS HERE LOOK WHAT JESUS SAID! BASED ON WHAT YOU SEE ABOVE WE CAN EASILY COMPUTE THE CORRECT DAY OF PASSOVER AND BETTER UNDERSTAND THE REST OF THE THREAD


The Book of Matthew
Chapter 26


1And it came to pass, when Jesus had finished all these sayings, he said unto his disciples,

2Ye know that after two days is the feast of the passover, and the Son of man is betrayed to be crucified.

clue
14TH DAY AFTER THE NEWMOON{SHABBAT} IS PASSOVER-->CHRIST CONFIRMS HE IS 2 DAYS BEFORE THAT DAY


M,JJK,J


LET US WALK TOGETHER AND BREAK THIS ALL DOWN, WE HAVE BEEN FOOLED AND THIS MAY BE HARD FOR SOME TO ACCEPT BUT I BRING YOU THE TRUTH.SO HERE WE GO!



Why is it called equinox?
On the equinox, night and day are nearly exactly the same length – 12 hours – all over the world. This is the reason it's called an "equinox", derived from Latin, meaning "equal night".The last day of the creation year, and then the new year starts the next day after the equinox.Just as EH'YEH gave to Enoch

OIUPR
THE ALMIGHTY GOD HAS EVERYTHING IN ORDER AND HOW THE SHABBAT IS NOT DETERMINED BY A FULL MOON BUT IS CONSTANT WITH THE TURNING OF THE SEASONAL NEW YEAR AND CONTINUES IN SEQUENCE


Month Adar 31 days last day of the hebrew calendar based on scriptures Enoch showed this prinicple of the equinox February-March


Enoch chapter 72:30

And on that day the sun rises from that portal, and sets in the west, and returns to the east, and rises in the third portal for one-and-thirty mornings, and sets in the west of the heaven.32

On that day the night decreases and amounts to nine parts, and the day to nine parts, and the night is equal to the day and the year is exactly as to its days three hundred and sixty-four. And the length of the day and of the night, and the shortness of the day and of the night arise-through the course

31 days {equal day equal night happens only twice in a year in spring and autumn}
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We have equal days and equal night ocurring at the end of the month Adar and this is the last month


FEASTSK



We have equal days and equal night occuring at the end of the month Adar and this is the last month of the hebrew calender going into the new year month of Nisan/Abib
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Go to the world time website and put in the month of march and you will see the day of equal night and equal day. "AS SHOWN BELOW"


time014
5:48AM AND 5:48PM ON MARCH 16TH 2013 THIS WILL BE THE LAST DAY OF THE YEAR AND THE NEXT DAY WILL BE THE NEW YEAR WHICH STARTS ON THE 17TH MARCH FROM SUNSET

***IF YOU TEST UP TO THE NEXT 20 YEARS YOU WILL SEE IT IS ALWAYS ON MARCH 16TH. THE THING YOU WILL NOTICE IS THE DAY CHANGES ITS ORDER YEAR TO YEAR. WHY? BECAUSE WE ARE ON A 365.25 YEAR CYCLE AND THAT IS WRONG ACCORDING TO CREATION LAWS. "WE ARE TO MAINTAIN 364DAYS=52 WEEKS***






Now I will give you a link to calculate yourself the time of equal Night and Day for the month of march since ADAR ends in March. I used ISRAEL but you can do what ever state you are in

[link to www.timeanddate.com]


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The true equinox is Gods time on the 17th March is the first day of the new year.The shabbat notice is the 16th march the day of equal day and eaual night. The new year of spring begins at sunset march 16th into the sunset march 17th the first day of the week.Is this coincidence? NO


time21


The holy father ended his work on the shabbat and gave us the day after as the first day.

NOW YOU CAN TAKE THIS INFORMATION AND CALCULATE THE NEW YEAR DAY.FROM THAT FIRST DAY COUNT 14 DAYS TO THE OFFICIAL DAY PASSOVER BEGINS.

THIS IS FOOL PROOF AND ANYBODY CAN SEE WHY WE ARE ON SATANS TIME IN THE EARTH. MOSES WARNED US NOT TO USE THE MOON BECAUSE SHE WILL THROUGH YOU OFF THE LUNAR CALENDAR ONLY COUNTS 354 DAYS


The Book of Jubilees

And all the days of the commandment will be two and fifty weeks of days, and (these will make) the entire year complete. Thus it is engraven and ordained on the heavenly tablets.

And there is no neglecting (this commandment) for a single year or from year to year.

And command thou the children of Israel that they observe the years according to this reckoning- three hundred and sixty-four days, and (these) will constitute a complete year, and they will not disturb its time from its days and from its feasts; for everything will fall out in them according to their testimony, and they will not leave out any day nor disturb any feasts.

But if they do neglect and do not observe them according to His commandment, then they will disturb all their seasons and the years will be dislodged from this (order), [and they will disturb the seasons and the years will be dislodged] and they will neglect their ordinances.

And all the children of Israel will forget and will not find the path of the years, and will forget the new moons, and seasons, and sabbaths and they will go wrong as to all the order of the years.

For I know and from henceforth will I declare it unto thee, and it is not of my own devising; for the book (lies) written before me, and on the heavenly tablets the division of days is ordained, lest they forget the feasts of the covenant and walk according to the feasts of the Gentiles after their error and after their ignorance.

For there will be those who will assuredly make observations of the moon -how (it) disturbs the seasons and comes in from year to year ten days too soon.

For this reason the years will come upon them when they will disturb (the order), and make an abominable (day) the day of testimony, and an unclean day a feast day, and they will confound all the days, the holy with the unclean, and the unclean day with the holy; for they will go wrong as to the months and sabbaths and feasts and jubilees.

For this reason I command and testify to thee that thou mayst testify to them; for after thy death thy children will disturb (them), so that they will not make the year three hundred and sixty-four days only, and for this reason they will go wrong as to the new moons and seasons and sabbaths and festivals, and they will eat all kinds of blood with all kinds of flesh.

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1 But these took this counsel among themselves, that they would leave the multitude of the heathen, and go forth into a further country, where never mankind dwelt,
42 That they might there keep their statutes, which they never kept in their own land.
43 And they entered into Euphrates by the narrow places of the river.
44 For the most High then shewed signs for them, and held still the flood, till they were passed over.
45 For through that country there was a great way to go, namely, of a year and a half: and the same region is called Arsareth.
46 Then dwelt they there until the latter time; and now when they shall begin to come,
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According to "Scripture" GOD said Go forth, multiply, and replenish the Earth. If it were a new creation, why would they have to restock the planet?
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Ah, I see, you ARE a troll. Got it.
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
You are so stupid, it hurts my soul. You must be role-playing, because nobody is this dumb.

Just in case, to settle the matter:

"Flat Earth" belief was something limited to the Dark Ages. Your boy, Copernicus, was rediscovering knowledge that was already gained and lost several times over, and will most likely be lost again.

Where there was high society, from Sumeria/Akkadia/Babylon/Egypt/Greece/Rome/Rama/Atlantis what-have-you they fully knew and understood the shape of the Earth as well as they knew the rotation around the Sun, the planets they weren't even supposed to know about or see, the seasons, etc.

If you SERIOUSLY think that prior to your Boy nobody ever knew the earth was round/sphere/ovoid/whatever, you are a mindless drone.

Now as for Jesus, Jesus was a part of Rome, and it was common knowledge in Rome.

The President of the United States (including the false one, Obama) does not begin every State of the Union address with "Just so everyone understands, the EArth is not flat!"

Why would Jesus?

Dumbass.
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Miss the point much?
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
You are so stupid, it hurts my soul. You must be role-playing, because nobody is this dumb.

Just in case, to settle the matter:

"Flat Earth" belief was something limited to the Dark Ages. Your boy, Copernicus, was rediscovering knowledge that was already gained and lost several times over, and will most likely be lost again.

Where there was high society, from Sumeria/Akkadia/Babylon/Egypt/Greece/Rome/Rama/Atlantis what-have-you they fully knew and understood the shape of the Earth as well as they knew the rotation around the Sun, the planets they weren't even supposed to know about or see, the seasons, etc.

If you SERIOUSLY think that prior to your Boy nobody ever knew the earth was round/sphere/ovoid/whatever, you are a mindless drone.

Now as for Jesus, Jesus was a part of Rome, and it was common knowledge in Rome.

The President of the United States (including the false one, Obama) does not begin every State of the Union address with "Just so everyone understands, the EArth is not flat!"

Why would Jesus?

Dumbass.
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Typical "Christian" response...lmao Keep telling yourself that you can't manage without guidance from somewhere it does not exist! You call me stupid, yet you cannot even see how blindly you follow lies, missing life itself!
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
Gee, so SURPRISING the OP isn't bright enough to come up with a better argument for Jesus not existing. Here are a few other things Jesus didn't tell us about:

the atom
bacteria
the mechanics of the solar system, galaxies, ect
gunpowder
steel
plate tectonics
Carbon-14 dating
oil
the continents
cetacean biology
Spike Lee
human anatomy
free energy
the states of matter

Guess he didn't get around to those, either.

Dumbass.
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Seems to me that we have been making up these stories as we go. Some stick, some fade away! But, we are seriously the same type of savages with just newer toys. So we dress better, eat better, and so on. People are still afraid of either the unknown, the known that we cannot control, or just made up fear in things that has no merit whatsoever!
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Seems to me that we have been making up these stories as we go. Some stick, some fade away! But, we are seriously the same type of savages with just newer toys. So we dress better, eat better, and so on. People are still afraid of either the unknown, the known that we cannot control, or just made up fear in things that has no merit whatsoever!
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HERE IS THE SCRIPTURAL PROOF OF THE 18PART DAY AND NIGHT


NMNHN
Recorded from the book of enoch chapter 72 how the months are changed and the shift in daytime hours and night hours are measured.

This Exerpt starts in the first month "not the gregorian first month" but the hebrew first month in the spring.Please follow closely as it continues and shows the second and the third month and so on


[link to www.ancienttexts.org]


In this way he rises in the first month in the great portal, which
7 is the fourth [those six portals in the cast]. And in that fourth portal from which the sun rises in the first month are twelve window-openings, from which proceed a flame when they are opened in
8 their season. When the sun rises in the heaven, he comes forth through that fourth portal thirty,
9 mornings in succession, and sets accurately in the fourth portal in the west of the heaven. And during this period the day becomes daily longer and the night nightly shorter to the thirtieth 10 morning. On that day the day is longer than the night by a ninth part, and the day amounts exactly to ten parts and the night to eight parts. 30 days
Nissan 1 March-April

And the sun rises from that fourth portal, and sets in the fourth and returns to the fifth portal of the east thirty mornings, and rises from it and sets in the fifth 12 portal. And then the day becomes longer by two parts and amounts to eleven parts, and the night becomes shorter and amounts to seven parts.30 days
Iyar 2 April-May



And it returns to the east and enters into the sixth
14 portal,and rises and sets in the sixth portal one-and-thirty mornings on account of its sign. On that day the day becomes longer than the night, and the day becomes double the night, and the day becomes twelve parts, and the night is shortened and becomes six parts. 31 days
Sivan 3 May-June


And the sun mounts up to make the day shorter and the night longer, and the sun returns to the east and enters into the
16 sixth portal, and rises from it and sets thirty mornings. And when thirty mornings are accomplished, the day decreases by exactly one part, and becomes eleven parts, and the night seven.30 days
Tammuz 4 June-July


And the sun goes forth from that sixth portal in the west, and goes to the east and rises in the fifth portal for
18 thirty mornings, and sets in the west again in the fifth western portal. On that day the day decreases by two parts, and amounts to ten parts and the night to eight parts.30 days
Av 5 July-August


19 And the sun goes forth from that fifth portal and sets in the fifth portal of the west, and rises in the fourth portal for one-
20 and-thirty mornings on account of its sign, and sets in the west. On that day the day is equalized with the night, [and becomes of equal length], and the night amounts to nine parts and the day to nine parts.

31 days [happens only twice in a year beginning of the month equal day equal night]
Elul 6 August-September

And the sun rises from that portal and sets in the west, and returns to the east and rises
22 thirty mornings in the third portal and sets in the west in the third portal. And on that day the night becomes longer than the day, and night becomes longer than night, and day shorter than day till the thirtieth morning, and the night amounts exactly to ten parts and the day to eight parts.30 days
Tishri 7 September-October


And the sun rises from that third portal and sets in the third portal in the west and returns to the east, and for thirty mornings rises24 in the second portal in the east, and in like manner sets in the second portal in the west of the heaven. And on that day the night amounts to eleven parts and the day to seven parts. 30 days
Cheshvan 8 October-November



And the sun rises on that day from that second portal and sets in the west in the second portal, and returns to the east into the first portal for one-and-thirty mornings, and sets in the first portal in the west of the heaven. And on that day the night becomes longer and amounts to the double of the day: and the night amounts exactly to twelve parts and the day to six. 31 days
Kislev 9 November-December



And the sun has (therewith) traversed the divisions of his orbit and turns again on those divisions of his orbit, and enters that portal thirty mornings and sets also in the west 28 opposite to it. And on that night has the night decreased in length by a ninth part, and the night has become eleven parts and the day seven parts. 30 days
Tevet 10 December-January



And the sun has returned and entered into the second portal in the east, and returns on those his divisions of his orbit for thirty mornings, rising 30 and setting. And on that day the night decreases in length, and the night amounts to ten parts
and the day to eight.
30 days
Shevat 11 January-February




And on that day the sun rises from that portal, and sets in the west, and returns to the east, and rises in the third portal for one-and-thirty mornings, and sets in the west of the heaven.32
On that day the night decreases and amounts to nine parts, and the day to nine parts, and the night is equal to the day and the year is exactly as to its days three hundred and sixty-four. And the length of the day and of the night, and the shortness of the day and of the night arise-through the course

31 days [happens only twice in a year beginning of the month equal day equal night]
Adar February-March


34 of the sun these distinctions are made (lit. they are separated ). So it comes that its course becomes
35 daily longer, and its course nightly shorter. And this is the law and the course of the sun, and his return as often as he returns sixty times and rises, i.e. the great luminary which is named the sun, for ever and ever.
36 And that which (thus) rises is the great luminary, and is so named according to
37 its appearance, according as the Lord commanded. As he rises, so he sets and decreases not, and rests not, but runs day and night, and his light is sevenfold brighter than that of the moon; but as regards size theY are both equal


PART #3 BELOW EXPLAINING EQUAL DAYS AND EQUAL NIGHTS AND THE VERNAL EQUINOX. ALSO THE POPE CHANGE IN THE DATES CONTRARY TO WHAT ENOCH SHOWN AND WHAT SCIENTISTS ARE IN AGREEMENT WITH SCRIPTURES.
1 But these took this counsel among themselves, that they would leave the multitude of the heathen, and go forth into a further country, where never mankind dwelt,
42 That they might there keep their statutes, which they never kept in their own land.
43 And they entered into Euphrates by the narrow places of the river.
44 For the most High then shewed signs for them, and held still the flood, till they were passed over.
45 For through that country there was a great way to go, namely, of a year and a half: and the same region is called Arsareth.
46 Then dwelt they there until the latter time; and now when they shall begin to come,
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
Gee, so SURPRISING the OP isn't bright enough to come up with a better argument for Jesus not existing. Here are a few other things Jesus didn't tell us about:

the atom
bacteria
the mechanics of the solar system, galaxies, ect
gunpowder
steel
plate tectonics
Carbon-14 dating
oil
the continents
cetacean biology
Spike Lee
human anatomy
free energy
the states of matter

Guess he didn't get around to those, either.

Dumbass.
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I never said Jesus did not exist....Just like a moron calling people a dumb-ass before looking a little harder to see what was said. Pointing out that mankind gives way too much credit for flawed writings, searches less for themselves, knows nothing of real thought. People are too lazy, Christians especially. Rather be fed by anyone than hunt for truth!
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" It is He that sits on the circle of the earth,
and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers... "


Isaiah 40:22


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" It is He that sits on the circle of the earth,
and the inhabitants thereof are as grasshoppers... "


Isaiah 40:22


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Nicely Done! Someone whom I can respect. Seekers, are the greatest of all Human Beings.
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Typical "Christian" response...lmao Keep telling yourself that you can't manage without guidance from somewhere it does not exist! You call me stupid, yet you cannot even see how blindly you follow lies, missing life itself!
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Hey there, assface, I'm just responding to your original stupid question.

If your goal is to attack Christianity, do it, but your faulty, inane premise you began this troll thread with is laughible and easily dismissed.

So you get embarrassed on your very opening move so now you're going to abandon your premise and keep going?

I wipe my ass with people like you.

Go tell your mom I hurt your feelings, pussy boy
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Seems to me that we have been making up these stories as we go. Some stick, some fade away! But, we are seriously the same type of savages with just newer toys. So we dress better, eat better, and so on. People are still afraid of either the unknown, the known that we cannot control, or just made up fear in things that has no merit whatsoever!
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Child, your xbox has no fucking merit. Go tell your MMRPG homos your butt got hurt at GLP because you posted your fecal brain drippings for all to tear apart.
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
Gee, so SURPRISING the OP isn't bright enough to come up with a better argument for Jesus not existing. Here are a few other things Jesus didn't tell us about:

the atom
bacteria
the mechanics of the solar system, galaxies, ect
gunpowder
steel
plate tectonics
Carbon-14 dating
oil
the continents
cetacean biology
Spike Lee
human anatomy
free energy
the states of matter

Guess he didn't get around to those, either.

Dumbass.
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I never said Jesus did not exist....Just like a moron calling people a dumb-ass before looking a little harder to see what was said. Pointing out that mankind gives way too much credit for flawed writings, searches less for themselves, knows nothing of real thought. People are too lazy, Christians especially. Rather be fed by anyone than hunt for truth!
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You didn't have to say it. It was more unoriginal drivel along the same lines as the other 74,000 threads denying the existence of Jesus. They are transparent. BTW, I looked. I saw stupid. I moved on. And you wouldn't know "truth" if it slapped you in the face with a dead fish, you idiot.
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
Typical "Christian" response...lmao Keep telling yourself that you can't manage without guidance from somewhere it does not exist! You call me stupid, yet you cannot even see how blindly you follow lies, missing life itself!
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Hey there, assface, I'm just responding to your original stupid question.

If your goal is to attack Christianity, do it, but your faulty, inane premise you began this troll thread with is laughible and easily dismissed.

So you get embarrassed on your very opening move so now you're going to abandon your premise and keep going?

I wipe my ass with people like you.

Go tell your mom I hurt your feelings, pussy boy
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Seriously! You actually think you can intimidate or offend me? Please....You resort to name calling, because it is you who can't stand thought. Tough words that you try to hide your fear, weakness, and just plain intelligence!
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
Given the moon, the sun, and their shape, do you really think he needed to say anything about it? I think that in terms of God, forgiveness, salvation, and the good news that he came to preach, the topic of a round earth isn't relevant.

If you don't want to believe, then don't. And if you want to believe in a flat earth then do so.

As I recall, wasn't it the "scientific community" at the time that insisted the earth was "flat"?

Jesus didn't mention gravity either, but it is obvious that what goes up comes back down.

Round is Round, the sun and the moon are round what are the chances the earth is not? Pretty good if you believe scientist of that day.

If you don't believe what your eyes see, then how will you be able to believe what they do not see?

Some people will believe whatever they are told. If I lie and you believe, we are both guilty. If I tell the truth and you believe where is the guilt?
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
I never said Jesus did not exist....Just like a moron calling people a dumb-ass before looking a little harder to see what was said. Pointing out that mankind gives way too much credit for flawed writings, searches less for themselves, knows nothing of real thought. People are too lazy, Christians especially. Rather be fed by anyone than hunt for truth!
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If your opening move is idiocy, why should we look for some deeper, profound meaning?

You're an embarrased, child, backpeddling troll taking a break from your WII in between bong loads.

Fuck off.
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
I never said Jesus did not exist....Just like a moron calling people a dumb-ass before looking a little harder to see what was said. Pointing out that mankind gives way too much credit for flawed writings, searches less for themselves, knows nothing of real thought. People are too lazy, Christians especially. Rather be fed by anyone than hunt for truth!
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If your opening move is idiocy, why should we look for some deeper, profound meaning?

You're an embarrased, child, backpeddling troll taking a break from your WII in between bong loads.

Fuck off.
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Get your feelings hurt much?
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
Seriously! You actually think you can intimidate or offend me? Please....You resort to name calling, because it is you who can't stand thought. Tough words that you try to hide your fear, weakness, and just plain intelligence!
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When I see any thought coming out of pudding between your ears, I'll let you know if I can stand it or not. So far, you haven't said anything at all.
:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
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Re: Umm SO why didn't Jesus ever mention that the Earth was Round! Happy Birthday Copernicus!
Holy Diver! Get a Christ Complex Often?
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Holy Diver! Get a Christ Complex Often?
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You're still not saying anything.

Where's all this profound thought you mentioned?

Unoriginal, mindless troll
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