As a chemtrail debunker. . . the single thing that describes me best is . . .?

1) I am a pilot with a private or commercial license . . .
2) I have significant military experience . . . 
3) I have a BS  or higher in aerospace engineering, meteorology, earth science or related degree . . .
4) I think most conspiracy theories are basically full of Bunk. . . 
5) I think many conspiracy theories have an element of truth. . . .
6) I am a concrete and rational thinker. . . .
7) I am an intuitive thinker. . . .
8) I believe in the existence of alternate realities. . . 
9) The world is only what you can see, touch, hear, smell and sense . . .
10) I believe in a conscious existence after death . . 
11)  I don 't believe in a conscious existence after death . . .
12) The scientific method is the best tool to discover truth . . .
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