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Should lube be illegal ???

 
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02/19/2013 01:35 PM
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Should lube be illegal ???
Should lube be illegal ???

Some Christian evangelists say that artificial lube is morally wrong because it makes sex un-natural. They say it's the same as contraception and thereffore it is immoral and should be against the law.


What do you think ???

Should be use natural lubricants instead of artificial lubricants ?? Should we restrict even natural lubricants in order to be more biblical ????
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02/19/2013 01:38 PM
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Re: Should lube be illegal ???
Leave the lube alone
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Should lube be illegal ???

Some Christian evangelists say that artificial lube is morally wrong because it makes sex un-natural. They say it's the same as contraception and thereffore it is immoral and should be against the law.


What do you think ???

Should be use natural lubricants instead of artificial lubricants ?? Should we restrict even natural lubricants in order to be more biblical ????
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02/19/2013 01:43 PM
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Re: Should lube be illegal ???
You've heard Christian evangelists discussing LUBE?? lol
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Should lube be illegal ???

Some Christian evangelists say that artificial lube is morally wrong because it makes sex un-natural. They say it's the same as contraception and thereffore it is immoral and should be against the law.


What do you think ???

Should be use natural lubricants instead of artificial lubricants ?? Should we restrict even natural lubricants in order to be more biblical ????
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Catholic priests and cardinals use no lube. However, the opinion of the altar boys may be more important in this case.
To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom.
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02/19/2013 01:47 PM
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8/10 Catholic Priest say no.
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02/19/2013 02:02 PM
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Should lube be illegal ???

Some Christian evangelists say that artificial lube is morally wrong because it makes sex un-natural. They say it's the same as contraception and thereffore it is immoral and should be against the law.


What do you think ???

Should be use natural lubricants instead of artificial lubricants ?? Should we restrict even natural lubricants in order to be more biblical ????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32277160




Catholic priests and cardinals use no lube. However, the opinion of the altar boys may be more important in this case.
 Quoting: Hollow Bones


Exactly!!! Well said!!

It's the altar boys that have to take the priests dick in their young nubile arses so I would say they would be in favor of a little lube, otherwise it could be quite painful for the poor little buggers.

The vatican should make their own brand of lube if theyre so worried.
A little holy water, mixed with a dash of altar wine and wafers. Mix to a smooth consistency then apply liberally. Adding honey for sweetness is optional. Cream pies with honey is a Catholic priest favorite though. :p
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02/19/2013 02:04 PM
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"Only in America"!
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02/19/2013 02:13 PM
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Gee OP do you think the wear resistance is the same? Bearings really need a good lube and if you don't the front end of your car won't last long not to mention the u-joints!

I already use a synthetic oil but still need to swap over for the zirc points.

So what you're saying is some mythical entity is going to be upset because I use synthetics in my car?

I can live with it!!!!
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02/19/2013 02:25 PM
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Duck fat is another good natural alternative.

Brittish priests prefer lard, and lots of it.

In Australia the priests prefer to use Vegemite because of the similar color, consistency and taste.

American priests prefer peanut butter (smooth variety) and jelly.

French priests prefer creme anglaise.
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Leave the lube alone
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OMG! How would the baby boomers get any action without lube.
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02/19/2013 02:26 PM
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Canadian priests prefer maple syrup, especially when making cream pies. :p
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02/19/2013 02:28 PM
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Re: Should lube be illegal ???
How else you meant to get your dick inside her arsehole? Spitting around the rim of the arsehole works but many women dont like that
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Should lube be illegal ???

Some Christian evangelists say that artificial lube is morally wrong because it makes sex un-natural. They say it's the same as contraception and thereffore it is immoral and should be against the law.


What do you think ???

Should be use natural lubricants instead of artificial lubricants ?? Should we restrict even natural lubricants in order to be more biblical ????
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32277160


Where did you hear this?

I'm a Christian, and I've never heard a sermon about lube.

BTW, the answer is no. It should not be illegal.

At my age, it better not be made illegal!
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02/19/2013 02:39 PM
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Re: Should lube be illegal ???
ban lube and religion. ban guns. ban cars. ban people. libtards please die.
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