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Pope's here. I can take some questions.

 
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How many children do you plan on fucking in the ass and psychologically scarring for life?
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None. Also I want the priests to marry and have families to set proper examples.

Tue Feb 12/5/12
 Quoting: Pope New Jerusalem Russ


Yeah right. That's what they all say. Child molester.
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So, does this make you Pope Russ I??
1 John 1–3._ 1Beloved, do not believe every spirit, but test the spirits, whether they are of God; because many false prophets have gone out into the world. 2By this you know the Spirit of God: Every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is of God, 3and every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God.

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a russ do you think the vatican is going to elect you, and cancel malakys doom profecy?
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How many children do you plan on fucking in the ass and psychologically scarring for life?
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None. Also I want the priests to marry and have families to set proper examples.

Tue Feb 12/5/12
 Quoting: Pope New Jerusalem Russ


Yeah right. That's what they all say. Child molester.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13755677


You are a weirdo. Grow up.

Tue Feb 12/5/12
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So, does this make you Pope Russ I??
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I guess so.

Tue Feb 12/5/12
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Russ are you gonna get your own compound like all other religious cul... like all other religious leaders have???
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I am requesting $7 Billion for the new Vatican at Niagara Falls.

Tue Feb 12/5/12
 Quoting: Pope New Jerusalem Russ


My goodness $7 Biillion - that is priceless! Good luck with that!

lmao

So the whole $7 Billion just for a big ole compound for you and your appointed New Jerusalem Bishops to rattle around in?

And the leaders of many other religious cul.... religious groups are known to have multiple wives. Is this something you are planning upon?

And will you be getting your own Popemobile???
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How many children do you plan on fucking in the ass and psychologically scarring for life?
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None. Also I want the priests to marry and have families to set proper examples.

Tue Feb 12/5/12
 Quoting: Pope New Jerusalem Russ


Yeah right. That's what they all say. Child molester.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13755677


You are a weirdo. Grow up.

Tue Feb 12/5/12
 Quoting: Pope New Jerusalem Russ


You're the guy that wants to be the North American pope, and you call me a weirdo? You also believe in imaginary all-powerful men in the sky. YOU grow up.
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Russ are you gonna get your own compound like all other religious cul... like all other religious leaders have???
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I am requesting $7 Billion for the new Vatican at Niagara Falls.

Tue Feb 12/5/12
 Quoting: Pope New Jerusalem Russ


My goodness $7 Biillion - that is priceless! Good luck with that!

lmao

So the whole $7 Billion just for a big ole compound for you and your appointed New Jerusalem Bishops to rattle around in?

And the leaders of many other religious cul.... religious groups are known to have multiple wives. Is this something you are planning upon?

And will you be getting your own Popemobile???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34259961


No, he needs $7 billion to pay for all the child molestation lawsuits he knows he'll be causing.
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a russ do you think the vatican is going to elect you, and cancel malakys doom profecy?
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Well I have the best platform for the Church
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Tue Feb 12/5/12
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pope russ, maybe you can get time warner cable to cough up 7 billion, they did it for the dodgers.. im sure they will do it for you to. you should call them!
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No, he needs $7 billion to pay for all the child molestation lawsuits he knows he'll be causing.
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Any people fighting against the New Jerusalem world peace society of God and Jesus Christ are worse than any child molester because they are causing the suffering. Time for people to forgive and move forward.

Tue Feb 12/5/12
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My God... putin
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02/19/2013 06:57 PM
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thats odd, last week you were saying its december in the "new jerusalem calendar".....
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thats odd, last week you were saying its december in the "new jerusalem calendar".....
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Get your head on straight.

It is Tuesday, February 5, 2012 Eastern Standard time zone
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pope russ, maybe you can get time warner cable to cough up 7 billion, they did it for the dodgers.. im sure they will do it for you to. you should call them!
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Then they would probably want me to name the Vatican as Time Warner Vatican.

Tue Feb 12/5/12
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pope russ, maybe you can get time warner cable to cough up 7 billion, they did it for the dodgers.. im sure they will do it for you to. you should call them!
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Then they would probably want me to name the Vatican as Time Warner Vatican.

Tue Feb 12/5/12
 Quoting: Pope New Jerusalem Russ


Well at least then it would be based on something real.
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My goodness $7 Biillion - that is priceless! Good luck with that!

lmao

So the whole $7 Billion just for a big ole compound for you and your appointed New Jerusalem Bishops to rattle around in?

And the leaders of many other religious cul.... religious groups are known to have multiple wives. Is this something you are planning upon?

And will you be getting your own Popemobile???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34259961


The priests will be instructed to have one wife and some kids. This will cure the child molestation problem.

Also this is the Pope mobile I would like
[link to www.teslamotors.com]


Tue Feb 12/5/12
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pope russ, maybe you can get time warner cable to cough up 7 billion, they did it for the dodgers.. im sure they will do it for you to. you should call them!
 Quoting: the poop


Then they would probably want me to name the Vatican as Time Warner Vatican.

Tue Feb 12/5/12
 Quoting: Pope New Jerusalem Russ


Well at least then it would be based on something real.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13755677


Truth and Love are real. God is a Spirit of Truth and Love.

Tue Feb 12/5/12
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My goodness $7 Biillion - that is priceless! Good luck with that!

lmao

So the whole $7 Billion just for a big ole compound for you and your appointed New Jerusalem Bishops to rattle around in?

And the leaders of many other religious cul.... religious groups are known to have multiple wives. Is this something you are planning upon?

And will you be getting your own Popemobile???
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34259961


The priests will be instructed to have one wife and some kids. This will cure the child molestation problem.

Also this is the Pope mobile I would like
[link to www.teslamotors.com]


Tue Feb 12/5/12
 Quoting: Pope New Jerusalem Russ


jesus didnt need 7 billion dollars or a tesla car to spread love to the world

i respect the hustle tho
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jesus didnt need 7 billion dollars or a tesla car to spread love to the world
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Neither do I but the truth is I can use $7 billion to build the new Vatican complex at Niagara Falls.

The platform you all get for free
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]
(except the cost of your internet service)


Tue Feb 12/5/12
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02/19/2013 07:19 PM
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a russ do you think the vatican is going to elect you, and cancel malakys doom profecy?
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Well I have the best platform for the Church
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Tue Feb 12/5/12
 Quoting: Pope New Jerusalem Russ


Nuke at 1000 feet or bunker buster on Dome of the Rock?

Skynet is seeking guidance.
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a russ do you think the vatican is going to elect you, and cancel malakys doom profecy?
 Quoting: the poop

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Well I have the best platform for the Church
[link to newjerusalemcalendar.com]


Tue Feb 12/5/12
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Nuke at 1000 feet or bunker buster on Dome of the Rock?

Skynet is seeking guidance.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26466623


New Jerusalem calendars dropped all over the Middle East nation of Israel and Rome.


Tue Feb 12/5/12
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02/19/2013 08:54 PM
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Pope Russ ,
I am a good driver and looking for job .
Will you hire me to drive your Popemobile ?
Pope New Jerusalem Russ (OP)

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02/22/2013 07:51 PM
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Pope Russ ,
I am a good driver and looking for job .
Will you hire me to drive your Popemobile ?
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I like to drive. Maybe we can find something for you when the new Vatican center gets built.

Fri Feb 12/8/12
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If you're the Pope, what do you think of young boys?
Pope New Jerusalem Russ (OP)

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If you're the Pope, what do you think of young boys?
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They need to grow up and have families and be men of God


Fri Feb 12/8/12
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02/22/2013 08:26 PM

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Well I could use a small bane from GLP last time I posted on one of your crazy threads I got baned (yes i realy know how to spell it)

Russ your crazy,a magnificent troll or work for/own GLP I honestly dont know which.

Well Ciao folks I probably wont be here anymore after I post this the resident lunatic seems to have powerfull friends on GLP.

its been a pleasure.hf
sheell be right mate
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02/22/2013 08:30 PM
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Well I could use a small bane from GLP last time I posted on one of your crazy threads I got baned (yes i realy know how to spell it)

Russ your crazy,a magnificent troll or work for/own GLP I honestly dont know which.

Well Ciao folks I probably wont be here anymore after I post this the resident lunatic seems to have powerfull friends on GLP.

its been a pleasure.hf
 Quoting: chowan


You think God and Jesus are crazy? Well at least we all know you are the crazy one.


Fri Feb 12/8/12
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If you're the Pope, what do you think of young boys?
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They need to grow up and have families and be men of God


Fri Feb 12/8/12
 Quoting: Pope New Jerusalem Russ


You're not the Pope then.
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If you're the Pope, what do you think of young boys?
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They need to grow up and have families and be men of God


Fri Feb 12/8/12
 Quoting: Pope New Jerusalem Russ


You're not the Pope then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16439676


So I am the Pope that is supposed to be the Pope


Fri Feb 12/8/12

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