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Colorado legislator: You donít need guns to defend yourselves, just wait for the gunman to reload

 
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colorado has become a cesspool of libtard hippy losers and libtard yuppy tree huggers. that's why i'm leaving asap. ive grown to loathe this place for hundreds of reasons.
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Re: Colorado legislator: You donít need guns to defend yourselves, just wait for the gunman to reload
Fucking use a ball point pen vs a gun. I'm embarrassed to be from the same state as he is.

Please contact this guy and let him know how you feel about this. Do be as civil as possible or your message will just be deleted or he might tell his mommy on you.

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Re: Colorado legislator: You donít need guns to defend yourselves, just wait for the gunman to reload
You might have a chance if your attacker comes at you with a revolutionary war musket...where he fires one shot..then reaches for his gun powder...loads the ball (bullet) into the rifle....then wait..lwhen he goes to pack that gun powder down with a steel rod....that's when you pounce and get him....


Works everytime...stupid redcoats
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I think, if recalled correctly, the Brits tried to ban the Colonists from possessing muskets in 1774.
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really???
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omg it should be painful and hurt to be that stupid.
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Probably, to feel pain or hurt would first require self-consciousness.
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What the fuck has happened in colorado? Hve they always been this big of a group of pussies or is this a recent thing?
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Boulder. Boulder happened.
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It did and the infection spread and became a plague.
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remember to practice your penmanship regularly so that when you do find yourself in a personal defense situation, the muscle memory and actions have become instinctive reflexes requiring little or no thought - click and poke, click and poke
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They won't have much trouble banning pens since people hardly write anymore...

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Is it just me or is the entire Leftist argument towards 2nd amendment infringement based on the concept of sacrificial victims?

They seem to think it's better to let bystanders die from the absolute intentions of a decided killer then the random chance of a CCW holder accidentally hitting someone. Statistics show that in cases of mass shootings the number of injured is less if stopped by armed citizens on scene as opposed to law enforcement after the fact.

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Just reading the headline of this threat told me that the perpetrator of his amazing act of ignorance came from an individual who is "in touch with their feminine side".

I'm wondering if this ass clown even has the Y chromosome.
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Is it just me or is the entire Leftist argument towards 2nd amendment infringement based on the concept of sacrificial victims?

They seem to thinks it's better to let bystanders die from the absolute intentions of a decided killer then the random chance of a CCW holder accidentally hitting someone. Statistics show that in cases of mass shootings the number of injured is less if stopped by armed citizens on scene as opposed to law enforcement after the fact.
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You can't fix stupid.

And you can't fix evil, either.
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Is it just me or is the entire Leftist argument towards 2nd amendment infringement based on the concept of sacrificial victims?

They seem to think it's better to let bystanders die from the absolute intentions of a decided killer then the random chance of a CCW holder accidentally hitting someone. Statistics show that in cases of mass shootings the number of injured is less if stopped by armed citizens on scene as opposed to law enforcement after the fact.
 Quoting: IRQ_1


You can't fix stupid.

And you can't fix evil, either.
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Sort of where I was headed with this.

Last Edited by IRQ_1 on 02/19/2013 09:43 PM
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I can't speak for others, but every time that I've found myself in a threatening or dangerous situation, there has always been a nearby crowd of well-meaning bystanders who are ready to rush to my defense with their pens. YMMV
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This has to be one of the most idiotic things Iíve heard in this gun debate:


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Oh My. This is the level of insanity only inherent to the extreme left. Why in the hell is this guy doing anything more than mopping floors at the asylum?
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What the fuck has happened in colorado? Hve they always been this big of a group of pussies or is this a recent thing?
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Colorado is preparing the masses because the next usa capital will be there. Just getting the sheeple ready ahead of time on the proper way of defending oneself.
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Re: Colorado legislator: You donít need guns to defend yourselves, just wait for the gunman to reload
Is it just me or is the entire Leftist argument towards 2nd amendment infringement based on the concept of sacrificial victims?

They seem to think it's better to let bystanders die from the absolute intentions of a decided killer then the random chance of a CCW holder accidentally hitting someone. Statistics show that in cases of mass shootings the number of injured is less if stopped by armed citizens on scene as opposed to law enforcement after the fact.
 Quoting: IRQ_1


You can't fix stupid.

And you can't fix evil, either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17851333


Sort of where I was headed with this.
 Quoting: IRQ_1


At every step strange libtard actions are justified and explained away as ignorance and stupidity. But what if the stupidity is just to mask a deeper and more evil agenda?

Just honest questions. We refer to think of them as libtards as though they know not what they do but what if they know exactly how much damage they do to safety and freedom?

What if they actually expect victims from their insane policies or worse yet count on it?

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wow! that's the answer!

take away all the police guns and tazers, and issue them all with a bic.......

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Yea, then Slow joe biteone said you only need shotguns for protection...U mmm...derp, excuse me? These fucks are sure trying arn't they..GO FUCK YOURSELF joe.

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My rape whistle is a Ruger 380 LCP!! Fits nice in my purse!!
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My rape whistle is a Ruger 380 LCP!! Fits nice in my purse!!
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This has to be one of the most idiotic things Iíve heard in this gun debate:


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Yeah, ok, after he kills as many as possible, with a 10 round clip, which, could be up to ten people, then, when he stops for two seconds to reload, if anyone is left alive, we can then attempt to attack him and save who is left with our pencils.

This guy is a fucking idiot. I have never heard something so fucking stupid in my entire life. I would guess that he has never been shot at? I would assume, that he has never had to defend himself at all. What an Idiot.
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This has to be one of the most idiotic things Iíve heard in this gun debate:


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Yeah, ok, after he kills as many as possible, with a 10 round clip, which, could be up to ten people, then, when he stops for two seconds to reload, if anyone is left alive, we can then attempt to attack him and save who is left with our pencils.

This guy is a fucking idiot. I have never heard something so fucking stupid in my entire life. I would guess that he has never been shot at? I would assume, that he has never had to defend himself at all. What an Idiot.
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This thinking is why all the Jews didn't make it through the Holocaust. Because people truly did not believe that it would happen to them, they thought that if they were quite and did not bring attention to themselves that everything would be ok. They were wrong. And so are people who think that if we allow our guns to be taken away we will be ok. We will not.
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now that I got myself a pair of scissors
they say a ball point pen. please advice which one I should be trained on.

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both are have been declared too dangerous. therefore they require a background check and minimum waiting period of 4 months. its now required to use a fly swatter to defend yourself pending a lawsuit by the global coalition of insects for equal rights.If the lawsuit fails then training will begin immediately at west point military academy. there will be lemonade and muffins available.

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What's the range of a good ball point pen?scratching
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What's the range of a good ball point pen?scratching
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Less then the range of an illegally acquired firearm.
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This legislator needs to keep talking.

I wanna hear more! Bet he's got some great plans for state budget, education system.
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My rape whistle is a Ruger 380 LCP!! Fits nice in my purse!!
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clappa
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colorado has become a cesspool of libtard hippy losers and libtard yuppy tree huggers. that's why i'm leaving asap. ive grown to loathe this place for hundreds of reasons.
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I bailed from the Denver area in early '95. Couldn't stand the infestation of illegals, gangbangers, Kalifornians, and other assorted libturds any longer.

Born there, and lived there my entire life before that, 31 years worth. 18 years later, I have ZERO regrets about moving away from that cesspool.

Nowadays, it's NWO central.
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Dumbest crock of shit I've ever heard, at this rate marijuana will never be legalized on a Federal level because of jackasses like this.
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Re: Colorado legislator: You donít need guns to defend yourselves, just wait for the gunman to reload
Exactly why all cops should have crossbows.

Just wait for the criminal to reload.

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