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I Give You The UZI ASSAULT PEN.... Soon the be baned by Colorado.

 
El Tiburon

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02/19/2013 06:47 PM

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I Give You The UZI ASSAULT PEN.... Soon the be baned by Colorado.
[link to www.thinkgeek.com]

Tactical pen made from aircraft aluminum
Pointed DNA catcher crown that you can use for self defense and come away with your attacker’s DNA
Also works as a glass breaker, if the idea of getting DNA samples squicks you out
Handcuff key hidden under the glass breaker crown
Accepts standard Parker and Fisher Space Pen refills
Pocket clip (removable)
Writes with black ink, upside down or underwater
Dimensions: 6" x .55" (152 x 14mm)
Zombietard

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02/19/2013 06:48 PM
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Re: I Give You The UZI ASSAULT PEN.... Soon the be baned by Colorado.
Ban pens!!! do it for the children!!!
goodmockingbird
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02/19/2013 06:51 PM

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Re: I Give You The UZI ASSAULT PEN.... Soon the be baned by Colorado.
These pens are wonderful.
In Memory of Tyrone Woods and Glen Doherty: American Heroes, Abandoned and Betrayed.
El Tiburon (OP)

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02/19/2013 07:58 PM

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Re: I Give You The UZI ASSAULT PEN.... Soon the be baned by Colorado.
I gave my son one for X-mas...
He's too thick to even take it out of the package.

I'm probably going to steal it back since he had no idea how awesome it really is.
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02/19/2013 08:07 PM
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Re: I Give You The UZI ASSAULT PEN.... Soon the be baned by Colorado.
"Soon the be baned by Colorado."


Huh?

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