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how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

 
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how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
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not where i lived
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
your dad left them for you karl
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nah, dude. EVERY woods had porn in it. EVERYWHERE.
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L0L. that was true for where I lived
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
you lived near a bunch of perverts
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
cause there was no internet, people would go to the woods and masterbate to mags, now they do it at their computer desks
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03/30/2006 08:34 PM
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lol thats so true. Seemed like every time I went in the woods I found a porn mag and a mattress
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Heh, I contributed to that. I used to steal them, look at them, then chuck them in some wooded area so I didn't have to bring it home and risk getting busted :)
If you spell "old school" with a "k", you are not old school.
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03/30/2006 08:36 PM
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It was like mana from heaven.
Kids today don't have to work for porn like we did. Now all it takes is RoadRunner, Kazaa and a pack of CD-R to be the prepubescent porn king in your locale.

Sort of takes all the mystery out of it.
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03/30/2006 08:37 PM
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Thank goodness they did!

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AndiIf you have to ask why, well...
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
lol...it was in the fields where I lived.
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03/30/2006 08:40 PM
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and people wonder why america went down hill
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03/30/2006 08:43 PM
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
So who is leaving this porn in the woods?
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03/30/2006 08:44 PM
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Some kid who stole his dads porn mags to jerk in the woods.
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lol...holy crap! It was epidemic in my area. We had lots of neighborhoods bordering woody areas.

When I was in elementary school, one day during recess, someone spotted some porn in the wooded hill around the schoolgrounds. Teams of newly-horny recon rangers took to the slopes. Most of the booty(pun/no pun?)was old Playboy material. It had obviously been out there blowing around for some time. The pages I snagged were faded and creased, with the creases practically worn into perforation edges. They had all the aged characteristics of a pirate map.

Anyway, someone ratted in class and everyone who had any was forced to turn it over. I gave a bit of fight...the teacher actually had to pull it from my pocket(is that legal?).

It was like some kind of East German crackdown. I guess I'm lucky they didn't take me out behind the gym and put a bullet in the back of my head.

wasntme
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
it's the porn addicted "dads" who were too apathetic to care about boring things such as freedom
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Ah those were the days. When you found a secret stash of WoodPorn, you were KING, I tell you. KING!
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03/30/2006 08:53 PM
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
The porn fairy has never been seen and never been heard but is known to be around as she scatters pornograpy all over the ground.

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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
porn addicts turns men to children
they lose all sense of responsibility
and getting their next "fix" is the preeminent thing on their mind
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
tptb also known as king pedophile


talk about bait
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
All those hot 70's chicks...lol
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not much different from the bread and circuses of Rome in it's downfall
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03/30/2006 09:17 PM
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Where do you think the expression got wood came from? Duh!

Got a woody thinking about it?
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best thread ever!!! lol
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03/31/2006 05:02 PM
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
uh, in the woods near my house we found the first three issues of playboy....scary world. of course that was back around the time they came out.
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03/31/2006 05:03 PM
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
so true op, I found a porn magazine mountain onetime in the woods! I shit you not!
Julie

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03/31/2006 05:04 PM
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
In our neighborhood, there was an abandoned shack with porn mags. Weird.
Julie

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03/31/2006 05:05 PM
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
That's how I learned people didn't really look like barbie and ken naked. rofl
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
kids nowadays have access to hardcaore disgusting porn at the touch of a button. it kinda sickens me.

dcomp
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
I suspect it's all part of a covert federally sponsored Montauk-style time traveling project

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