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how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

 
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i remember finding a stash..there was actually some up in the branches too

its kinda funny how noone destroyed it, they had respect for the next boys who came along!
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12/09/2009 03:20 PM
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A self-perpetuating lending library.

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12/09/2009 03:25 PM
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i remember finding a stash..there was actually some up in the branches too

its kinda funny how noone destroyed it, they had respect for the next boys who came along!
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haha so true. not just woods. old abandoned buildings too. they were always left for the next guy though sometimes pages would be stuck which pissed me off a bit cos i didnt really like the stories
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12/11/2009 07:52 PM
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porn again bump
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12/11/2009 07:58 PM
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this thread was written three years ago and OP marked it as spam. Back in the days when threads like this were considered as spam on glp lol.

nowdays it would be a serious topic.
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12/11/2009 07:58 PM
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i remember the abandoned house i broke into, found an issue of buttman. wasnt pretty s226 jerkit
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12/11/2009 07:59 PM
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Cause there was no internet.
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12/12/2009 09:32 AM
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HEHE. He said 'wood'. rofl
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I lived in the city, but I remember riding my bike with my buddies (do kids still do that?) to back alleys and finding porn mags on the ground near the dumpster. Sometime they were ripped up and warped, but we were happy when we were able to make out the private parts.

Those were the days. You had to go on an adventure to find treasures like that. You appreciated things a lot more.

These days, kids can find mountains of this stuff with just a click of a mouse, and in crystal clear HD quality. They take it for granted these days and the adventure aspect is all gone.
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This is the greatest thing I have ever read on the web.
would always find copies of old oui,cherry,penthouse and more in the woods by the traintracks, or the woods off the creeks. Was a typical day to go ride bikes,throw some rocks and see what we could find. Light a city that we stole earlier from the liquor store.
what a trip to think that so many of us all found these treasures. We are obligated to keep it going. And I bet many of us don't buy too many mags anymore. We need to go down to the liquor store,get a few beers, get a few random prepackaged mags, and go drop them off the let the legacy continue. And yes kids still go lurk around the woods throwin rocks,swearing and looking for treasures. Share the wealth.
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12/13/2009 04:33 AM
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lol thats so true. Seemed like every time I went in the woods I found a porn mag and a mattress
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went to the creek and found some mags and there was an old dirty matress there and also a 2 seater oouch.werid.
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lol thats so true. Seemed like every time I went in the woods I found a porn mag and a mattress

went to the creek and found some mags and there was an old dirty matress there and also a 2 seater oouch.werid.
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when i was in my early teens.
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12/19/2009 02:18 PM
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HUNTERS AND porn mags..why do they always seem to go together?
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12/19/2009 02:21 PM
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cuz dog poop wuz white in them days!

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12/19/2009 02:26 PM
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This thread is a GLP Classic Hall of Fame contender!

I remember, as a schoolkid, finding porn mags all over the place. The best one was picked up from a gutter on a main road. It was titled, "Domestic Discipline", and had cartoony pictures of some brutal guy spanking a sexy woman's bare ass!

Happy days!
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LOL! I agree this thread should be pinned. It's just too funny (because it's true) and brings back a lot of memories (mammaries).
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I grew up in the desert but we used to get them from the dumpster at the Circle K and then stash em in a fort we made in a little wash outside the community I lived in.
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This thread is a GLP Classic Hall of Fame contender!

I remember, as a schoolkid, finding porn mags all over the place. The best one was picked up from a gutter on a main road. It was titled, "Domestic Discipline", and had cartoony pictures of some brutal guy spanking a sexy woman's bare ass!

Happy days!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 844551


Great intro for a kid to bdsm and porn. The detective mags were hot too. You could always see them in newsstands among everything else with hot looking bound and gagged women on the covers and stuff.
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I was only 7 and so was my best friend. We were riding our bikes the through the huge field next to our apartment complex when we came across the magical magazine. We sat there for about a half hour in awe as we thumbed through the wrinkled pages. When it was time to go, I suggested we set up some booby traps so nobody could steal the precious.

The next day, we rode back to the spot. The lousy traps were untriggered but the precious was gone. I accused my best friend of telling his older brothers about the precious. After denying it several times he finally admitted to it. I felt so betrayed. Later, we returned to his house to play Nintendo and I forgave him.
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What a bizarro & completely TRUE thread.


When I was a kid, it depended on location.

At my Mom's (Dallas-area) it was the local car-wash & an over-grown alley an an area behind my house (very good neighborhood... but Hustler's GREW in this alley)

At my Dad's ("the Land") we've got huge acreage that's been in the Fam for decades. Just adjacent to our property is land that my Brother & I would frequently explore (*crossing the fence*... a no-no).

More than once, we found porn in the woods.

I remember once, w/ a friend, going & LOOKING for mags.

We (based on previous experience) surmised that since we'd found them secreted away in various hidey-holes on other occasions, that hollow trees and root-hollows might be a good place to look.

We were maybe 9 or 10.

We found a stash in the roots of a tree in the woods the first time we tried.
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12/21/2009 09:13 PM
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Earlier stuff was pretty softcore. Remember when Playboy first started showing bush. Wondering what teens did before the age of published porn. OK I know Kinsey said most rural kids had sex with animals, but what about city kids?
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12/21/2009 09:23 PM
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Now you should probably look for used flash drives discarded in the woods instead of print media porn..

sad times indeed.
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12/21/2009 09:37 PM
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I never found porn in the woods. There was just Uncle Creepy and his sucky stick. He always told me to keep our secret but one day I told my mom and after that Uncle Creepy was gone! Then mommy made me talk to the man with the soft voice and the couch for 5 years. :(
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12/21/2009 09:39 PM
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HA, no way, is this true in every town? We had ours in the woods by Penbrook Park.
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12/21/2009 09:46 PM
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Fuck yea, thats where it started for me. That damn mag I found out in the woods, lol. Than that one lying in the middle of the road.
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12/21/2009 09:49 PM
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All the ones I found had the pages stuck together......
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I never found porn in the woods. There was just Uncle Creepy and his sucky stick. He always told me to keep our secret but one day I told my mom and after that Uncle Creepy was gone! Then mommy made me talk to the man with the soft voice and the couch for 5 years. :(
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:2funnies:
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12/24/2009 09:23 PM
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