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how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

 
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Was a government covert op called Project Camel Toe
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Was a government covert op called Project Camel Toe
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Sears and Kmart catalog at least one camel toe in girl undies or better swimsuits.
Once saw a boy camel toe and was very confused, still am. Noticed the boys never had a bulge, was that on purpose.

Best one was in the measuring section for girls, the same pic for a few years. Can still see the min-tail image.
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Was a government covert op called Project Camel Toe

Sears and Kmart catalog at least one camel toe in girl undies or better swimsuits.
Once saw a boy camel toe and was very confused, still am. Noticed the boys never had a bulge, was that on purpose.

Best one was in the measuring section for girls, the same pic for a few years. Can still see the min-tail image.
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Dude im a fan of porn, but you are just sick man, just sick................
If its all a dream I want to wake up
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Was a government covert op called Project Camel Toe

Sears and Kmart catalog at least one camel toe in girl undies or better swimsuits.
Once saw a boy camel toe and was very confused, still am. Noticed the boys never had a bulge, was that on purpose.

Best one was in the measuring section for girls, the same pic for a few years. Can still see the min-tail image.


Dude im a fan of porn, but you are just sick man, just sick................
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Ha, Ha, not everybody had vast forests of magic porn, kids like me had to use imagination and catalog undie pics. It is was good - so - good.
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I was lucky. All my cousins, their moms would grab the Monkey Wards and the Sears catalogs and snip out the lingerie sections before any boys got a peek.

At least my folks weren't that prudish. We had some good reading in the outhouse, anyways.
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Yup I found porn in the woods by a road when I was a kid. I can still remember the scene with the hot Female teacher and two football payers they nailed the shit out of her. Unfortunately I didn't know how to spank the monkey at the time. It would have been much better to just rub one out and move past the sexual frustration. jerkit
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I never found porn in the woods. There was just Uncle Creepy and his sucky stick. He always told me to keep our secret but one day I told my mom and after that Uncle Creepy was gone! Then mommy made me talk to the man with the soft voice and the couch for 5 years. :(



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yah know... this WAS true! I lived in MN back then, and we had a woods in our backyard, and on the other side was the elementary school. and there was always a pron mag in our woods... my mom used to chase kids out of there during recess all the time.
They were stealing the mags from behind a convenience store down the road, where the delivery guy left them...and hiding them in the woods.
haha..funny that it is true....
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this may sound weird but i moved my porn stash into the house when i was 13 mind you i was having regular fun times with girls my age at 12 and onwards. carried all through school with two girls and kept it secret with them up until i left at 16. yes and both at the same time..it was our secret. i am now 43 happily married for 15 years and have seen them since and we are all ok good proffesional people with no hang ups. we were safe as well. and all consenting..So porn was fun .but mostly i got the real deal very early.
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This is the best thread ever. I never knew other people used to find porno in the woods- I always thought it was just the woods I grew up around.

Fucking classic.
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what people fail to understand is that "wood porn" was a naturally occurring wilderness crop that grew globally. however TPTB seeking a way of profiting from this crop, developed agent orange to wipe out naturally occurring porn patches.

working with monsanto TPTB developed GM (taxable) strains of porn these factory farmed strains now dominate the market.

there are still some places where wood porn can be found it fortunately it is easy to determine the natural product from the factory farmed stuff by the 100% Organic appearance of the pubic-hair within.
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Heh, I contributed to that. I used to steal them, look at them, then chuck them in some wooded area so I didn't have to bring it home and risk getting busted :)
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Litterbug!
Actually I think I only found that once in an abandoned homeless camp.
Where I grew up guys used to take real girls into the woods. It was much more common to find tissue paper and used condoms along with a few empty beer bottles lying around, sometimes a hair brush. A couple of times they even forgot their weed! haha.
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Litterbug!
Actually I think I only found that once in an abandoned homeless camp.
Where I grew up guys used to take real girls into the woods. It was much more common to find tissue paper and used condoms along with a few empty beer bottles lying around, sometimes a hair brush. A couple of times they even forgot their weed! haha.
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Darn, I forgot the most important finds. Once I found a pair of panties, and another time a Smirnoff bottle, condom wrapper, and a BRA!
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Heh, I contributed to that. I used to steal them, look at them, then chuck them in some wooded area so I didn't have to bring it home and risk getting busted :)



Litterbug!
Actually I think I only found that once in an abandoned homeless camp.
Where I grew up guys used to take real girls into the woods. It was much more common to find tissue paper and used condoms along with a few empty beer bottles lying around, sometimes a hair brush. A couple of times they even forgot their weed! haha.
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yea whats with the hair brush or am i opening up a whole new subject?
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Best thread ever.
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There weren't really any woods where I lived. There were grain elevators and railroad tracks though. The bums luuuuved to hang out over there and drank.

There would porn mags everywhere. Great for curious lil kids to learn about the the birds and bees. Also tons of empty liquor bottles that we liked to smash.
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but the funny thing is, when I was a kid and found them, I thought they were interesting, and was curious..but I don't remember feeling shocked. As an adult, one day I was picking up trash on the side of my "adopt a highway" stretch, and found some hardcore gay porn. and I was like "whoa! I.had.no.idea.someone.could.do.that! but I still looked through it! haha
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It was like mana from heaven.
Kids today don't have to work for porn like we did. Now all it takes is RoadRunner, Kazaa and a pack of CD-R to be the prepubescent porn king in your locale.

Sort of takes all the mystery out of it.
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+1

as for me,.. .the first bit of hardcore porn I came across was in the sandbox @ school in the 4th grade.. someone just left it there.

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Same here in Houston! Also in Sugarland as a child, the neighborhoods bordering wooded areas festered with boob laden pages destined to be foundeled by youngster explorers! THE FUCK!?
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The first nude woman I ever remember seeing was a Hawaiian Hula dancer in Playboy, it was in 1976 or 77. I was 4 or 5. My dad and mom were driving with some of their cousins in the woods one blue evening, when I spotted a thrown out radio in the ditch. I begged my dad to stop and let me get it so that I could take it apart. For some odd reason I liked electronics back then. Not much into them these days.

To the side, I saw a magazine laid out. On the picture was a half naked Hula dancer. I can draw a picture of her to this day, it is so vividly in my mind. My parents asked me if I saw a snake, and I said, no. They said I should come back to the car, and I didn't, lol. I just stared at her. Her pretty brown eyes looking into mine. The flower lai around her neck, the nearly d sized breasts, a warm tanned color, and her belly button, a beautiful round hole. I wanted so badly to kiss that tummy.

To this day, I still feel excited and thrilled when I see women in Hawaii dancing the Hula.

My parents and their cousins came out and made fun of me for staring at the magazine for so long. Awww, bliss.

Later, in life, I got badly addicted to porn. Only the last couple of years has it diminished to the point to where it is only a temptation now, thanks to God.

I realize that porn is just porn, nothing special, and quite superficial. But in a way, I'm glad I saw that magazine and later some more that lead to my addiction. Otherwise, I think I would have been really messed up because of the child abuse I suffered, and lack of love from my mom. Porn, oddly enough, helped keep me connected to women.
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left by a perv,so he could watch you from the bushes having a wank after you found them.

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