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how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

 
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Dunno.
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Johnny Appleporn. He spent many years wandering the country planting porn trees. Then, tragically, at the age of 96, he died of syphillis.
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>bump<
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>bump<
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:Nomoar:
Here is where I look back.
Here is where you fell.
This is where I got up,
Shaking off my tail
This is where your rope trick
Started to look stale.
A greyhound pass for the boy in the well.

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08/10/2010 03:14 AM
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what's with all the low User ID numbers?
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Ah those were the days. When you found a secret stash of WoodPorn, you were KING, I tell you. KING!
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this made my day

as does this thread
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08/10/2010 03:24 AM
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Ah those were the days. When you found a secret stash of WoodPorn, you were KING, I tell you. KING!



this made my day

as does this thread
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thanks for the bump. this thread means a lot to me too.
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thanks for the bump. this thread means a lot to me too.
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spock
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thanks for the bump. this thread means a lot to me too.

spock
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;)
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I found several when I was a teenager. I remember thinking I struck gold!
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WTF!!!!! im tripping out.. that is 100% true
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08/10/2010 03:53 AM
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found a pile of B&W photo's
must heve been like 1967..
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I think I can actually answer this question.
Had a a friend way back in the days, he and some other guys broke into the back of a store every now and then and stole a pack of porn mags, those porn mags was gonna be sent back to the deliver.
Afterwards they hid the magazines in the woods, that way they were safe from parental intervention. ...And you could go back and look in the magazines in the woods.

Mostly I think it was underaged guys doing it, remember back then there wasn't any internet porn. lol
I sound like an oldie haha
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porn addicts turns men to children
they lose all sense of responsibility
and getting their next "fix" is the preeminent thing on their mind
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Sadly, you're right...where have all the real men gone?!! Come back!!! lol
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porn addicts turns men to children
they lose all sense of responsibility
and getting their next "fix" is the preeminent thing on their mind


Sadly, you're right...where have all the real men gone?!! Come back!!! lol
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:extremefacepalm:
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bump
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Finding dirty magazines was like striking gold when you were a kid, but back then I could never figure out why some of the pages were stuck together.
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thanks for the bump. this thread means a lot to me too.

spock
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bump
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..........^bump^............
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Finding dirty magazines was like striking gold when you were a kid, but back then I could never figure out why some of the pages were stuck together.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 840291

I was so naive I honestly thought it was because the magazines got damp sitting out in the woods 'till I got older and realized that damp pages don't stick together like glue!
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#1 thread on GLP EVER. RIP A1 sauce thread...why they ever took you is beyond me.
I am Richardus Strongus. Father to a murdered 'Refreshtard' thread, Husband to a deleted Top 10 thread. I will have my vengeance on the Lightworkers ..in this life or the next.
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The thread addresses one of the most fundamentally important questions ever asked by mankind, and I will continue to BUMP this thread until it has been answered satisfactorily.

This was a worldwide phenomenon like ghosts, UFOs or anything else. There is a HUGE conspiracy here that needs addressed.

Perhaps it goes back to ancient times and cave drawings? Maybe Bigfoot was doing it? Maybe fallen angels steal porn mags so they can lust over human women?
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09/16/2010 10:58 PM
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bump for wankworkers
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loggers
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Because my mom inked clothes on the pics of photography mags and National Geo mags, my dad had to take them into the woods so he could see what she didn't want him to see...and then I would find them in the woods.

He thought "if she worries about those mags...I wonder what playboy has"!!!

Thanks folks. I didn't see naked people as a problem until I found magic marker clothes & naked in the woods. So I am in the middle now...naked is okay, but only in the woods!
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schwwwing !
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wanktards
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priceless