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how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

 
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So this is what hunters and fishermen do when they are out there all day away from the wife. They stop at the bookstore, grab a porn mag, take it with them to read, and then leave it in the woods when they go home.
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ah, the voice of experience
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Brokeback Mountain??
Look at porn...get horny...and.....!! LOL
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i still beat off to one i saw in 1976
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Why were in the woods looking. Go off youself.
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Because we were kind enough to leave you our sticky leftovers. EVERYBODY knows that you kept your bet pron in the treehouse!
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Because Fathers used to beat the shit out of their perverted boys.

I didn't want to get beat. I wanted to look at pix of naked girls though.

So i hid my mags in the woods.
I also hid one 6 doors away in a half-buried cinder block.
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TRUE TRUE TRUE!!!!!!!!!! underneath some plywood right???

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Because when we were little, the interwebz didn't exist.
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This thread came from fuckedcompany.com. The "porn in the woods" meme started there in 2001.

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Because Fathers used to beat the shit out of their perverted boys.

I didn't want to get beat. I wanted to look at pix of naked girls though.

So i hid my mags in the woods.
I also hid one 6 doors away in a half-buried cinder block.
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^^this^^

Plus, kids actually went outside back then. Not like nowadays. Hell, I think I'm the only 30-something I know who doesn't play video games.
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This thread came from fuckedcompany.com. The "porn in the woods" meme started there in 2001.

Fuck, I never thought I'd see it again. 5a
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lol I'd never seen it but when I was ten or so, I did indeed find a gay magazine and some tissues in the woods...
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My best friend and I had been outdoor kinda kids back in the 80s and were always stompin' through the woods...lookin' for adventure, etc.

And once when we out in some fairly deep woods..maybe a mile in to a large stand of pines, we found what looked like an abandoned hobo camp or homeless person's camp. It was clear no one had been there for a very long time. There was a lot of trash and discarded tins of food, a mattress...just alot of left behind stuff. Which we started picking through with a stick....

After a bit my buddy yelled over to me that he'd found a movie in an old sleeping bag. Sure enough it was an ancient 8mm film reel that actually looked in decent shape. My friend's dad had a film projector from the 70s for home movies and we waited for weeks for the house to be empty so we could watch this movie.

Well, his parents took a weekend getaway vacation and voila', we were in business.

Set up the projector and just shot it at the wall. Man oh man....did we ever get an education that day!

I'll never forget the title of the 1st...it was "Snow Bunnies" and although much of it is a blur now...I do remember one scene where there was a woman on top of a guy in bed and she reaches up above her head, unscrews the lightbulb from the overhead lamp and sticks her finger in it...while she's riding this guy!!!!! Absolutely, insane.

There was a second feature on that reel, as well...I can't remember the title of it but it featured Annie Sprinkle....You can guess what her specialty was....

What a way to get a boner....LMAO~
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lol...holy crap! It was epidemic in my area. We had lots of neighborhoods bordering woody areas.

When I was in elementary school, one day during recess, someone spotted some porn in the wooded hill around the schoolgrounds. Teams of newly-horny recon rangers took to the slopes. Most of the booty(pun/no pun?)was old Playboy material. It had obviously been out there blowing around for some time. The pages I snagged were faded and creased, with the creases practically worn into perforation edges. They had all the aged characteristics of a pirate map.

Anyway, someone ratted in class and everyone who had any was forced to turn it over. I gave a bit of fight...the teacher actually had to pull it from my pocket(is that legal?).

It was like some kind of East German crackdown. I guess I'm lucky they didn't take me out behind the gym and put a bullet in the back of my head.

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lol...holy crap! It was epidemic in my area. We had lots of neighborhoods bordering woody areas.

When I was in elementary school, one day during recess, someone spotted some porn in the wooded hill around the schoolgrounds. Teams of newly-horny recon rangers took to the slopes. Most of the booty(pun/no pun?)was old Playboy material. It had obviously been out there blowing around for some time. The pages I snagged were faded and creased, with the creases practically worn into perforation edges. They had all the aged characteristics of a pirate map.

Anyway, someone ratted in class and everyone who had any was forced to turn it over. I gave a bit of fight...the teacher actually had to pull it from my pocket(is that legal?).

It was like some kind of East German crackdown. I guess I'm lucky they didn't take me out behind the gym and put a bullet in the back of my head.

wasntme
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i would find them with all the good parts covered in gold or silver pen
;)
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in the late 70's you couldn't go into a vacant lot with lots of trees and not find some pages of magazines. How come we don't find DVD's laying around in the woods? I guess the computer ruined everything.
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