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how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

 
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This thread makes me laugh...

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no fort would be complete without waterlogged nudist colony mags
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porn is another dark side energy extractor first and foremost.

the lower base chakras vibrate with excitement and demonic entities gather at the sight for the chance to pullute and extract the participants vital energy.
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porn is another dark side energy extractor first and foremost.

the lower base chakras vibrate with excitement and demonic entities gather at the sight for the chance to pullute and extract the participants vital energy.
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is them big long college words for "nekked b**bies"?
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Where did you guys hide the porn you found in the woods? I hid mine in a record\radio\tape player. It was never found. muaha
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This isn't just a 60's/70's thing. I grew up in the early 90's/late 80's. Me and my friends used to explore all the woods around our neighborhood, building forts and just having fun. One time, we found a cleared out area in the woods with an old dirty mattress and a couple Hustler magazines. Weird.

Internet or not, this phenomena is still going on today.
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04/12/2006 01:37 AM
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Did anyone watch CSI tonight ?

one character Greg looking for clues comes across some porn and says

" Why is it every time I come to the desert I find porn mags !?

I mean who throws away porn, its like gold "

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04/15/2006 09:15 PM
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This thread makes me laugh too.

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this should be pinned!
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04/15/2006 10:38 PM
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I found porn in the woods when I was younger, I remember it was a great feeling to find free porn. I often went for walk's past some favorite sites hoping to strike gold.

When I got older and could buy porn mags from the newsagent so stopped searching for it anymore.

When I moved out of my parents house and into a flat with my girlfriend. I decided that it was time to leave the porn behind. I had a couple of years worth of Club and Men's World mags that I put in a box and took to the woods where I found my porn. I knew that some lucky kid would find that jackpot and feel like he's won the lottery.

Kinda made me feel good to give something back to the community.
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04/22/2006 05:19 AM
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04/22/2006 05:34 AM
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I lived in a woods made of porn mags hahahahahahaha. Dont be stupid we just wanted to recycle the mag so wood would become big and strong..hey woods deserve too some excitment..
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Instead of the woods we all had lock boxes in our tree houses. The tree homes became porn trading posts. Man, looking back on these times, all I can say is that young men are disgusting...
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04/22/2006 05:38 AM
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Now that is funny!

I broke my arm once to the Suzanne Summers edition to PB.

Massive nipples ;)
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04/22/2006 05:39 AM
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Man. those were the days. Nothing like finding a garbage bag stash. LOL, as a kid we never understood why the pages were stuck together. Oh well.
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i have asked many different people about this porn in the woods thing.........everyone says yes, they have found it in the woods............wtf
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Fox Moulder found porn in the woods.
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so,thats what ufos are searching for.
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fucking dirty little Hobbits...burn the Shire and take back our porn...it's ours, the humans!
time is a conspiracy, devouring my life with sharp like incisors...
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Yeah I know, there was this old rotten piece of plywood, maybe a piece of a deer stand or something where I grew up in northern mich, it was literally a quarter mile away from anything, in the middle of the woods, and sure enouch there was a stack of ol' smut mags under it. That's where my cousin told me that you can tell if someone's gay if they don't get a boner while looking at naked ladies. That just cracks me up.
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I found porn in the woods when I was younger, I remember it was a great feeling to find free porn. I often went for walk's past some favorite sites hoping to strike gold.

When I got older and could buy porn mags from the newsagent so stopped searching for it anymore.

When I moved out of my parents house and into a flat with my girlfriend. I decided that it was time to leave the porn behind. I had a couple of years worth of Club and Men's World mags that I put in a box and took to the woods where I found my porn. I knew that some lucky kid would find that jackpot and feel like he's won the lottery.

Kinda made me feel good to give something back to the community.
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I remembered finding about 5 boxes full of porn int the woods in the early '80's. One picture keeps haunting me to these days. Barbara Walters was nude in one. I can't remember if it was actually her or a spoof, but I still remembered it to these days. Scary thought huh?
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Yah back in the day we had to convince the old lady at Uni-Mart to sell us porn, or steal it from our friends' dads. Bottom line, it was hard to get porn.

I used to d/l that shit from BBS's (before the Internet!!!!!), and at 9600 baud, that shit took a while. It literally took like 5 minutes to view ONE JPEG. The fricking picture would load one row of pixels at a time as to display the picture VERRRRRRRRRY SLOOOOOOOOOWLY. Really made you appreciate the porn all the more.

Kids these days take pr0n for granted. A click of a mouse, and you have access to thousands of free porno of every sick variety. Yeah for the intraweb.

"What the fuck is the Internet?"

"The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another."
vicious

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Ahhh Porn in the woods, that takes me back. Good thread.
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Yup. Found porn in the woods.
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08/07/2006 11:52 AM
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Didn't have woods where I grew up, but the neighbors basement had a bunch of the raunchiest mags...bi, gay, you name it!

Also, they'd leave their curtains open when they popped in a porn!
Don't argue with idiots, you'll never win!
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i lived by a truckstop in the late 60 the porn i found was some scary shit.man it was rude n crude.
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USA NUMBER ONE EXPORT PORN........
Aren't you proud to be american ???????????????