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how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

 
Anonymous Coward
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02/12/2007 06:49 AM
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LOL! I remember finding porn in a photo album in the woods once... as a kid it was like finding treasure
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
porn mags are now obsolete



gone are the days when young boys could explore the delights of the flesh by coming across images of women,grubbied and damp in the undergrowth


all kids need to do these days is access the web
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yup. i did to when i was kid back in the 70s mind ya im a female so that was like really sick in my eyes but yeah funny i use to go into the woods to catch butterflies and i caught porn instead yeeeesh
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was always Fiesta or Parade in the woods out back of cornfield lmao


ahhhh nostalgia, it's not quite as nostalgic as it used to be is it weirdo
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Some trees are nasty and have Playboy subscriptions !! chuckle
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must have something to do with 'Bushwhackers' =D
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04/10/2007 08:28 AM
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who's the dumbfuck that keeps bumping up these old threads?

give it a rest already.
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yup. i did to when i was kid back in the 70s mind ya im a female so that was like really sick in my eyes but yeah funny i use to go into the woods to catch butterflies and i caught porn instead yeeeesh
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Yeah, but you looked, didn't you?
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Thanks to the guy that keeps bumping up these old threads.
I missed this thread in the past and i really lmfao'ed :-)
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Now the porno is on pc hard drive !! chuckle
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
wow yea no doubt i remember those days,,would findem alot as i was always outside in the woods,,would findem alot in the woods just outside the school boundries,,,they were many times wet or had been wetfrom rain and?? and the pages would tear alot of the time as they were stuck together,,i remember u could always get a good pic though if u tore them apart carefully,,,lmao
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wow yea no doubt i remember those days,,would findem alot as i was always outside in the woods,,would findem alot in the woods just outside the school boundries,,,they were many times wet or had been wetfrom rain and?? and the pages would tear alot of the time as they were stuck together,,i remember u could always get a good pic though if u tore them apart carefully,,,lmao
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also sometimes u would find some mary jew wanna plants nearby to
Anonymous Coward
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Bump! 5a
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Yes, there was porn in the woods behind our house - LOL.

Old Playboy, Penthouse, Hustler.

Best thread I've ever read.

GLP is a diamond in the rough!
Anonymous Coward
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lol the first playboy I ever saw, was one that I found stashed in the woods!
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Guess the trees were horny too? Except these days they have the web.
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5a 5a


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Anonymous Coward
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I'm glad someone bumped this thread or I 'wooda' missed it. God the other thread about everyone here on GLP being in their 40s must be true!

Porn in the woods! A universal truth to anyone growing up in the 60s/70s.

My first exposure to the word 'Oui' We used to call it 'ooowee'

Cheers to forest porn!!
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OOoooo the search function is back up, I'm glad someone used it to find the best of the best.
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Hahaha this is funny. Not just a 60's/70's thing, and didn't just happen to guys! I found quite a bit of porn in the woods in the middle-late 80's early 90's, and i'm a girl lol. I'm sure my older brothers and their neighborhood group of friends had something to do with it..but who knows. I'm sure there is many different contributors to this "phenomenon". This would be a funny "Unexplained Mysteries" (is that the name of it?)type of show segment spoof..
Anonymous Coward
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1rof1 jerkit

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08/12/2007 12:33 AM
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Follow the Porn!

[link to www.youtube.com]
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08/12/2007 12:34 AM
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lol that was a funny skit
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08/12/2007 12:42 AM
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Did only guys find porn in the woods? I am a girl and I was always in the woods growing up, but never found any.

I asked a friend about this, (sent him this thread) and he wrote me back this email, which he gave me permission to post here, edited a bit for anonymity:

Yes, there was porn in the woods at the end of our block. There were many boys in the neighborhood - many age groups. The woods were accessible from a few different neighborhoods. Next time you come back to visit we are going to drive to the 'woods' of my youth and look for porn. It sounds fun and I bet we'll find some.

I'm going to check with a friend of mine that grew up on the other side of the woods - I didn't meet him until we were both at ----. It could have been his hidden porn we would find.

It would make a fun short film as well - looking for porn in the woods across America.

It's raining today - destroying any porn that may be hiding out there. We'll have to wait until later spring when a new crop of porn will appear in 'the woods'.

When we were young young children the older kids would tell us that there were 'strippers' in the woods. Not like dancer/strippers, but more like molesters that would strip you and molest you. I don't know if there was some incident that started this rumour, but we believed it for awhile.

Mostly kids would just set it on fire.
 Quoting: mercury 922



I was going to ask that, because I assume most of the posters on this thread are male - if any females ever found porn in the woods. I know the girls I knew in childhood didn't hang out as much in the woods or play in the woods, but there were always a few routes that all kids took home from the various schools and sometimes through the woods.

There were at least three locations I knew of that had porn in the woods and a couple that had mattresses, no shit.

I know one mattress location was exclusively a hitching post for local bums who stopped by to sleep over on their travels. I am not sure why the porn is always left behind. Maybe it is too heavy a payload for the traveling man??
Anonymous Coward
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Yup , we found them too . But we were only about 8 or 9 at the time and we couldn't figure out why anybody would actually pay good money just to look at a girl's butt. That's where cooties come from for Christ's sake !
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08/12/2007 01:34 AM
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not much different from the bread and circuses of Rome in it's downfall
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A little bit of sexual freedom was one of the few good things about Rome's social system. That and clean water.
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who's the dumbfuck that keeps bumping up these old threads?

give it a rest already.
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08/12/2007 12:55 PM
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bump

I am porn again.
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08/12/2007 01:04 PM
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cause there was no internet, people would go to the woods and masterbate to mags, now they do it at their computer desks
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question has been answered.

move along people.

tomato

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