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how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2007 01:09 PM
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Maybe because there were more woods available then. The kids were the ones hiding them in the woods anyway.
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08/12/2007 01:42 PM

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LOL

I remember being eleven and finding my dad's porn in his dresser drawer. At that age it was a shocker! I think I must have gave him the cold shoulder for about a year after that (thinking he was a pervert). Poor man didn't know why was I acting so cold to him. LOL
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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Lol, what a thing to remember.

We used to find them too.
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"I am not sure why the porn is always left behind. Maybe it is too heavy a payload for the traveling man??"

I think it was because they couldn't bring it home or their wives would yell.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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08/12/2007 02:15 PM
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Ha! This post must have really rung true for a lot of people... thats kinda scary if you think of it..

Anyways, I thought I would add my story to the mix.

Many times my friends and I have stumbled across old porn in local woods (usually on the outskirts of small towns). Sometimes the area would be a "club house" of sorts, where it was known among us that different groups (of kids/teenagers) met up and hung out. The older kids would get drunk and bring their girlfriends. Which doesn't sound likely... but if you knew the town, it would make sense. As to how the porno got there, it always seemed to be "so and so's brother's secret stash." Our naive minds never connected the dots to what the older brother might be doing out there alone...

So yeah, on one occasion though, I was visiting family in Illinois - they lived in a decent area, a suburb of Chicago. I was 10-12 at the time. My cousins and I went to the local park which was around the block, hoping the basketball court wasn't taken. It was. So we decided to play hide and seek. While searching for a home base, we came across a big shrub that seemed to be almost dead. For no reason, we decided to climb under it, and yeah - found a few porn mags.

Also, to our suprise, we found a very sharp, and semi-large knife laying a few inches away from a magazine. We were all pretty stupid still, so we just grabbed a magazine, and the knife and decided to take them back. Eventually we decided the knife was a murder weapon, and threw it away. As for the magazine, we cut out the more explicit pictures, and sent them via sealed envelopes under my older cousin's door. (Mocking his enjoyment of the magazines he had hidden in his room.)

Summary: we were stupid. It was still fun. I am glad we weren't tackled by a pedophile.


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Michael K.

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08/12/2007 02:26 PM
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nah, dude. EVERY woods had porn in it. EVERYWHERE.
 Quoting: WTF 75816


Pron oroginated in the US.
When I was in my teens and 20s,I had a rweal nose for porn in the woods.
I could literally smell the probability of porn magazines lying in the woods.

Sometimes it were in amican language as i lived near the patch barracks in stutgart-vaihingen.

Most were in german, and ther were days when I found kilograms of magazines,although nearly not readabel because they ga´had been lying there fpor months or even longer.

But the ones thatwere still ók I tootk home and ead them...

to answer your question op , i would say it was because e didbt have in´ternet at that time.

so see what we have lost due to the internet.

no more porn magazines in the woods...


but i know that this answers ur question only from a future perspective....


i imagine a young boy or even a man,who cannot be for himself at home.
he buys a porn magazine but where to go and use it?
so he goes in the nearest wood and uses ist and leaves it there for further use.

btw, i have been during my youth every now and then during summer collectin mushrooms in the woods and i can confirm,that these magazines were literally deep deep down in the underwoods sometimes - you could only get them by crawling on your knees for a while.
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08/12/2007 02:29 PM
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wtf

YOU MUST LIVE IN THE SOUTH. WE ALWAYS FOUND THEM IN THE WOODS AROUND HERE.

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Anonymous Coward
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08/12/2007 02:31 PM
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I remember a smelly old black half retarded guy who rode around the neighborhood on his bike. He sold old playboys for a couple dollars a piece to the kids in the neighborhood. All the boys were like, "Screw the snow cone man here comes the porn man"!! 5a
Michael K.

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08/12/2007 02:38 PM
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Ah those were the days. When you found a secret stash of WoodPorn, you were KING, I tell you. KING!
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true.
you were kind of a secret king .
looking back...
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08/13/2007 12:16 AM
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k i just realized that when i was at my cousins house we found a porn bunker... a big square hole in the ground somewhere around a mile away from the highway that was about 4 feet deep and a 2 foot tall roof/leanto. there was this wierd breifcase in there with fake medicine in it for display or something? then there was an umbrella, a beach chair, and some sort of tool for a car and finally some porn mags stached under leaves in a milkcrate. looking back, it scares the hell out of me to think about who went that far in the woods to jack off. my belief is those freaks from the hills have eyes go there to rub one out.

THE WOODS HAVE EYES! oh no those are just pedophiles in trees checking out the dumb kids that took the bait.
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08/31/2007 11:40 PM
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bump bump bump bump
porn again
Anonymous Coward
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09/01/2007 12:34 AM
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This might be my favorite GLP thread ever: A real American mystery that so many of us have experienced, somewhat creepy but mostly hilarious.

And yeah, there are even woods in Los Angeles. Griffith Park and Elysian Park are huge wooded mountains with canyons and lots of neighborhoods go right to the edge of the woods. Same along the foothills of the San Gabriel Mountains, and Burbank and Glendale and Eagle Rock, and anywhere along Angeles National Forest.

Here is another Porn Stash that used to exist before the Internet: Motels where business travelers stayed. Always a porn mag under the mattress. No longer, as the porn's on the TV and the hotel chain sells it!
Anonymous Coward
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09/01/2007 12:39 AM
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 Quoting: WTF 75816


Now you know where porn comes from.The magazines
were made by the porn fairies who live and work
in the woods.
Anonymous Coward
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09/01/2007 12:52 AM
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bounceb




Pin this, you perverts.
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=don't want to fuck


yea, unlotary, i've seen too...

gonna do time travel, remote viewing,

punish the perverters and what not
Anonymous Coward
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butt
remote view this


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ST0N3D
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09/12/2007 08:54 AM
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yes in my younger days (early 90's) we would hunt for porn at the "bum spots".
for some reasons the homeless always have little "nests" of porn about, and they were never present at these places during daytime.


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bump
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it was the porn gnomes of course

step 1. plant porn in the woods
step 2. ??
step 3. profit
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09/30/2007 03:46 AM
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11/10/2007 10:54 PM
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worship bounceb
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11/11/2007 01:27 AM
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cause there was no internet, people would go to the woods and masterbate to mags, now they do it at their computer desks
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75403

hiding hiding hiding hiding hiding hiding hiding hiding hiding hiding hiding hiding hiding hiding hiding
Iyamsatya
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11/11/2007 01:32 AM
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Hmmm. Maybe the scarcity of porn in the woods has something to do with the internet? I think most people get there porn off of the good old information highway now... what do you think?
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11/11/2007 02:32 AM
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I smell a hit movie!
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11/11/2007 02:47 AM
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Ha ha. I remember a skin mag from the old days called
"Tract House Chippies". Really cool, milfs spreading'em around the kitchen and shit in these stick built houses.
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Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Hmmm. Maybe the scarcity of porn in the woods has something to do with the internet? I think most people get there porn off of the good old information highway now... what do you think?
 Quoting: Iyamsatya 324759

damn internet has wrecked an adolescent's rite of passage

woods are for woodies
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I always found porn mags in the woods when I was a kid, you
would find a page or part there of, and then follow the trail to the mother lode.
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06/28/2008 12:06 AM
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bump

porn again
Anonymous Coward
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06/28/2008 12:43 AM
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Heh, I contributed to that. I used to steal them, look at them, then chuck them in some wooded area so I didn't have to bring it home and risk getting busted :)
 Quoting: Ashchaya

That is precisely the reason.

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