Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,267 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 342,706
Pageviews Today: 435,067Threads Today: 103Posts Today: 2,071
03:29 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 459498
Australia
06/28/2008 01:40 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Yes there was porn in the woods but it was always in bad condition and old, with pages loose, yuck. Much better results could be had with raiding newsagent dumpsters. Simple to do, just go into the newsagent every day (kids have a lot of time) and take a look at the porn section to see if anything changed. If there are new mags there, run around to the back and jump in the bin to grab the old ones which typically only had the front cover torn off but were otherwise perfect.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 306940
United States
06/28/2008 01:53 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
heh. my brother tells me this story about how when he was in jr. high his friend said to him one day "Hey! Lets go look for porn magazines in the gutter!" My brother said, uh, ok. They did, and lo and behold! they found one!! My brother says he searched gutters for years after that looking for porn mags. It is only now that he realizes his friend planted the magazine there.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 416873
United States
06/29/2008 02:29 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
jerkit
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 524761
United States
11/14/2008 02:34 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
I used to find it easily in the woods of Japan.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 537220
United States
11/14/2008 02:53 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
This was the best thread on GLP last spring. We need to get to the bottom of why there was so much porn in the woods.
KnowingYouNow
User ID: 514708
United States
11/14/2008 04:34 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Ive got some more sinister theories on this.

Really, wouldnt that be the best way for the local Pedo, and you know they are EVERYWHERE! To get his jollies off. No net, no kiddy porn for him. Just wait around till 3pm in the woods.

Alot of gay guys meet up at known cruise spots and have sex in the woods. Coul be an explantion of some of the mattresses.

And yeh there was porn in my woods too.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 547291
United States
11/14/2008 04:42 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
This is so true to what it was like where I grew up in the north woods of Wisconsin. I once had a cousin who would visit from Seattle, and once when he visited when we were around the age of 6 we found some penthouse mags down by the creek in a park across from my grandparents home. Years and years later, say when we were around 15 he came back to the same park and asked... is this the dirty magazine river? I had forgotten of course because it was a pretty common thing where i grew up. I always assumed that Seattle was porn deprived because he remembered it for so long. Thanks OP! Those were the good old days!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 547291
United States
11/14/2008 04:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Ive got some more sinister theories on this.

Really, wouldnt that be the best way for the local Pedo, and you know they are EVERYWHERE! To get his jollies off. No net, no kiddy porn for him. Just wait around till 3pm in the woods.

Alot of gay guys meet up at known cruise spots and have sex in the woods. Coul be an explantion of some of the mattresses.

And yeh there was porn in my woods too.
 Quoting: KnowingYouNow 514708


This was long before the perverts were so brazen, and it is not as if we were approached by any or played with our selves in the woods for them to watch. I think at the time the real dirty mags became available and older kids stashed them much as they now delete cookies and internet histories. Just a different and more pure time.
Ahim-sa

User ID: 416873
United States
11/28/2008 09:51 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
bump porn again
shift
happens
itdincor

User ID: 538946
United States
11/29/2008 10:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Man, I must have had a deprived childhood. I NEVER found any kind of porno mag in the woods.

Of course, this was a couple hundred years ago, and we did live waaayyy out in the sticks....

hayseed
BOWMAN

User ID: 561616
United States
11/29/2008 10:55 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
HAHA

A former porn stash in the woods guy right here.




__________
"And I understood that in an age where there was so much ego, because of the camera, that it was very important to look for that kind of player, ... I began to look for the kind of player that doesn't need his ego fed by stardom, but will do what he's supposed to do because he knows the game and loves the game, and will do the job the right way even if someone else gets the glory." ~ Bill Belichick

H&W P401 Recip./Parson's Turbine Cold Start

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

Make Good Pitches

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]

The Real You

[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 222636
United States
11/29/2008 10:58 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
A GLP classic, thanks for bumping it up!!
Ahim-sa

User ID: 416873
United States
11/29/2008 11:16 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
A GLP classic, thanks for bumping it up!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 222636

Yer right about that.

A fascinating aspect of Americana that an amazing number of us relate to.

And to think, there's really no other place this subject could be openly discussed without disgust.

Only on GLP. Heh heh.
shift
happens
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 527421
United States
11/29/2008 11:19 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
not everyone found porn in the woods. growing up in the 80's I never saw any and I spent a lot of time in the woods smoking weed. maybe I was too stoned to notice the porn.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 158794
United Kingdom
11/29/2008 11:19 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
In the UK i think its a right of passage into manhood!

The stash of porn in the hole under a certain tree!

Tis true and Father passes to son without the aul wemen knowing anything!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 536629
United States
11/29/2008 11:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Yep, same in the woods of Tampa, Florida.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 556429
United States
11/30/2008 05:20 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
porn addicts turns men to children
they lose all sense of responsibility
and getting their next "fix" is the preeminent thing on their mind
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72500

Bitch! Put out more and talk less!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 492359
United States
01/02/2009 10:36 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
bump bump bump
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 457474
United States
01/02/2009 10:53 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
I remember when I was in Jr high, I was walking home from school with my buddy, and he say's, "Hey, let's look in sewers for dirty magazines" The first sewer we looked in, Bam! Found one. I spent the next week looking in every sewer I saw for dirty magazine. Not till years later did I realize that my buddy had planted the thing in that first sewer, probably stole it from his older brother and he needed an accomplice to not feel so guilty about it.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 584519
United States
01/02/2009 10:55 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
 Quoting: WTF 75816


because there was no Internet
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 457474
United States
01/02/2009 10:58 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
"Son, masturbation will make you go blind."

"I'm over here Dad"
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 416873
United States
01/23/2009 01:39 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
1rof1
Chameleon

User ID: 586924
Australia
01/23/2009 07:00 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Haha! back when I was young and bad we caught this guy jerkit with a porno mag in the bushes. We immediately started on him yelling what a dirty such-and-such he was, but did he stop? Ohhhhhhhhh no! he turned around and looked at us, then just kept right on goin for all he was worth!
Needless to say we left in disgust.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 580429
United States
01/23/2009 07:11 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
kids nowadays have access to hardcaore disgusting porn at the touch of a button. it kinda sickens me.

dcomp
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 53809
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 597725
United States
01/23/2009 07:20 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Epic thread returns... I still remember this one from years ago.
Ahim-sa

User ID: 416873
United States
01/23/2009 09:15 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Epic thread returns... I still remember this one from years ago.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 597725



A GLP classic. book jerkit
shift
happens
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 416873
United States
01/31/2009 12:42 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
bump
Douggie

User ID: 594928
United States
01/31/2009 12:46 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
I know what youre saying. All over the place. When I was 13 I worked for a familys freind redoing houses. I was the runner boy. He bought this one house that had piles of magazines in it. I saved a couple but through the years theyve disappeared. Im sure some of them would be collectibles now...they were old!

More recently. I was in the outskirts of Denver doing my favorite hobby (rock collecting). Down arround parker theirs a ton of petrified wood. I went down there for like 3 days in a row, just walking this dirt road and looking in the washes.

I came to this little side road (like a 2 track) and along side it was a pile of video tapes magazines and a pud pump (I dont know what theyre called but theyre supposed to make the little ones bigger).
They have the power to create reality

I could explain it better but I would need charts, graphs and an easel.

By the way....which ones pink?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 595899
United States
01/31/2009 12:53 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
Heh, I contributed to that. I used to steal them, look at them, then chuck them in some wooded area so I didn't have to bring it home and risk getting busted :)
 Quoting: Ashchaya


I stole them from a neighbor in an apartment house but took them to the woods to check them out.
Then I stashed them for later
thing was some disrepute would come along and freaking steal my stuff

lol
devorahg

User ID: 508762
United States
01/31/2009 12:54 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods?
That reminds me of the time when I was a little girl living in Germany. Me and a bunch of kids were playing in the woods and saw a naked man. Scared the hell out of us. 4 screaming little girls running away as fast as we could.

News