how come when we were little, there were ALWAYS porn mags in the woods? | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 306940 United States 06/28/2008 01:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | heh. my brother tells me this story about how when he was in jr. high his friend said to him one day "Hey! Lets go look for porn magazines in the gutter!" My brother said, uh, ok. They did, and lo and behold! they found one!! My brother says he searched gutters for years after that looking for porn mags. It is only now that he realizes his friend planted the magazine there. |
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KnowingYouNow User ID: 514708 United States 11/14/2008 04:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Really, wouldnt that be the best way for the local Pedo, and you know they are EVERYWHERE! To get his jollies off. No net, no kiddy porn for him. Just wait around till 3pm in the woods. Alot of gay guys meet up at known cruise spots and have sex in the woods. Coul be an explantion of some of the mattresses. And yeh there was porn in my woods too. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 547291 United States 11/14/2008 04:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is so true to what it was like where I grew up in the north woods of Wisconsin. I once had a cousin who would visit from Seattle, and once when he visited when we were around the age of 6 we found some penthouse mags down by the creek in a park across from my grandparents home. Years and years later, say when we were around 15 he came back to the same park and asked... is this the dirty magazine river? I had forgotten of course because it was a pretty common thing where i grew up. I always assumed that Seattle was porn deprived because he remembered it for so long. Thanks OP! Those were the good old days! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 547291 United States 11/14/2008 04:45 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ive got some more sinister theories on this. Quoting: KnowingYouNow 514708Really, wouldnt that be the best way for the local Pedo, and you know they are EVERYWHERE! To get his jollies off. No net, no kiddy porn for him. Just wait around till 3pm in the woods. Alot of gay guys meet up at known cruise spots and have sex in the woods. Coul be an explantion of some of the mattresses. And yeh there was porn in my woods too. This was long before the perverts were so brazen, and it is not as if we were approached by any or played with our selves in the woods for them to watch. I think at the time the real dirty mags became available and older kids stashed them much as they now delete cookies and internet histories. Just a different and more pure time. |
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Ahim-sa User ID: 416873 United States 11/29/2008 11:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A GLP classic, thanks for bumping it up!! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 222636Yer right about that. A fascinating aspect of Americana that an amazing number of us relate to. And to think, there's really no other place this subject could be openly discussed without disgust. Only on GLP. Heh heh. shift happens |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 457474 United States 01/02/2009 10:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I remember when I was in Jr high, I was walking home from school with my buddy, and he say's, "Hey, let's look in sewers for dirty magazines" The first sewer we looked in, Bam! Found one. I spent the next week looking in every sewer I saw for dirty magazine. Not till years later did I realize that my buddy had planted the thing in that first sewer, probably stole it from his older brother and he needed an accomplice to not feel so guilty about it. |
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Chameleon User ID: 586924 Australia 01/23/2009 07:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Haha! back when I was young and bad we caught this guy with a porno mag in the bushes. We immediately started on him yelling what a dirty such-and-such he was, but did he stop? Ohhhhhhhhh no! he turned around and looked at us, then just kept right on goin for all he was worth! Needless to say we left in disgust. |
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Douggie User ID: 594928 United States 01/31/2009 12:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know what youre saying. All over the place. When I was 13 I worked for a familys freind redoing houses. I was the runner boy. He bought this one house that had piles of magazines in it. I saved a couple but through the years theyve disappeared. Im sure some of them would be collectibles now...they were old! More recently. I was in the outskirts of Denver doing my favorite hobby (rock collecting). Down arround parker theirs a ton of petrified wood. I went down there for like 3 days in a row, just walking this dirt road and looking in the washes. I came to this little side road (like a 2 track) and along side it was a pile of video tapes magazines and a pud pump (I dont know what theyre called but theyre supposed to make the little ones bigger). They have the power to create reality I could explain it better but I would need charts, graphs and an easel. By the way....which ones pink? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 595899 United States 01/31/2009 12:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Heh, I contributed to that. I used to steal them, look at them, then chuck them in some wooded area so I didn't have to bring it home and risk getting busted :) Quoting: AshchayaI stole them from a neighbor in an apartment house but took them to the woods to check them out. Then I stashed them for later thing was some disrepute would come along and freaking steal my stuff lol |
devorahg User ID: 508762 United States 01/31/2009 12:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That reminds me of the time when I was a little girl living in Germany. Me and a bunch of kids were playing in the woods and saw a naked man. Scared the hell out of us. 4 screaming little girls running away as fast as we could. |